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BiCuriousWriter said:
I've used different things for penetrating my ass. Cucumber, carrot, beer bottle, screwdriver (the handle really feels nice!), dildo. But the most unexpected thing was a pointing the shower head, on massage beam, and point it from behind to tickle my balls and the head of my cock, and a few times my ass as well.
Only came once from that, never happened again.
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Screwdriver.... ouch.... better be careful with that my friend! But I bet it screwed you good....!
 
Okay, don't laugh. My grandfather had a old shoe buffer. It sat on the floor and had a red buffer on one side and black on the other. I would pick it up and hold it against me while it was running. It was heavy but, held against my jeans, produced an incredible sensation and a wonderful orgasm. Weird, maybe, but so exciting for a youngster like me.
 
SallyIsHere said:
Okay, don't laugh. My grandfather had a old shoe buffer. It sat on the floor and had a red buffer on one side and black on the other. I would pick it up and hold it against me while it was running. It was heavy but, held against my jeans, produced an incredible sensation and a wonderful orgasm. Weird, maybe, but so exciting for a youngster like me.
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I’d never ever laugh (on the contrary, it’s wonderful to hear it and must have been so intense). For my part I’m still figuring out the logistics of ‘while I was running’, but perhaps a fun thing to think about :)
 
SallyIsHere said:
Okay, don't laugh. My grandfather had a old shoe buffer. It sat on the floor and had a red buffer on one side and black on the other. I would pick it up and hold it against me while it was running. It was heavy but, held against my jeans, produced an incredible sensation and a wonderful orgasm. Weird, maybe, but so exciting for a youngster like me.
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I'd never laugh. If it works for you then go girl. I find that hearing about what unusual objects people use a real turn on. The more unusual the better. Sex toys are boring lol
 
Freshman year of college. I was assigned a triple room with two girls who were friends from their hometown. Not just ordinary girls, these were mean girls. It was a tough first semester because they were brutal. I was a kind girl from Rochester, but even kind girls have a breaking point. I decided that the best way to survive with them was to have small victories that only I would know about.

That’s when I began to masturbate with their personal items. I used Jessica’s hairbrush, first to brush out my pubes (pre-shaving days), then got myself off with the handle. I used Aimiee’s curling iron (the handle) and left it a wet mess. Each time, I got bolder and they were always none the wiser. Jessica’s electric toothbrush was an absolute treat. So much so that I visited the pink Oral-B several times. I recall using her Pantene shampoo bottle. Each time I used one of their items to get an orgasm, it was like therapy for me. I knew something about them that even they didn’t know.

They never got nice, mean girls to the end, and they lived to make my life miserable, but I was actually enjoying my silent retribution (well, not so silent when I got off on Aimee’s Bath and Body Works fragrance mist, which It fit in me like a perfect man).

Speaking of the perfect man, the last thing I masturbated with was Jessica’s boyfriend while she was down the hall in the shower. I then used her favorite sequin dress from Wet Seal to wipe my hands clean.

As the semester came to an end, I was able to get out of that triple room to a private room where I was less likely to masturbate and more likely to explore the stockade of men a co-ed dorm offered.
 
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WendyTrilby said:
Freshman year of college. I was assigned a triple room with two girls who were friends from their hometown. Not just ordinary girls, these were mean girls. It was a tough first semester because they were brutal. I was a kind girl from Rochester, but even kind girls have a breaking point. I decided that the best way to survive with them was to have small victories that only I would know about.

That’s when I began to masturbate with their personal items. I used Jessica’s hairbrush, first to brush out my pubes (pre-shaving days), then got myself off with the handle. I used Aimiee’s curling iron (the handle) and left it a wet mess. Each time, I got bolder and they were always none the wiser. Jessica’s electric toothbrush was an absolute treat. So much so that I visited the pink Oral-B several times. I recall using her Pantene shampoo bottle. Each time I used one of their items to get an orgasm, it was like therapy for me. I knew something about them that even they didn’t know.

They never got nice, mean girls to the end, and they live to make my life miserable, but I was actually enjoying my silent retribution (well, not so silent when I got off on Aimee’s Bath and Body Works fragrance mist, which It fit in me like a perfect man).

Speaking of the perfect man, the last thing I masturbated with was Jessica’s boyfriend while she was down the hall in the shower.. I then used her favorite sequin dress from Wet Seal to wipe my hands clean.

As the semester came to an end, I was able to get out of that triple room to a private room where I was less likely to masturbate and more likely to explore the stockade of men a co-ed dorm offered.
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hot and diabolical
 
WendyTrilby said:
Freshman year of college. I was assigned a triple room with two girls who were friends from their hometown. Not just ordinary girls, these were mean girls. It was a tough first semester because they were brutal. I was a kind girl from Rochester, but even kind girls have a breaking point. I decided that the best way to survive with them was to have small victories that only I would know about.

That’s when I began to masturbate with their personal items. I used Jessica’s hairbrush, first to brush out my pubes (pre-shaving days), then got myself off with the handle. I used Aimiee’s curling iron (the handle) and left it a wet mess. Each time, I got bolder and they were always none the wiser. Jessica’s electric toothbrush was an absolute treat. So much so that I visited the pink Oral-B several times. I recall using her Pantene shampoo bottle. Each time I used one of their items to get an orgasm, it was like therapy for me. I knew something about them that even they didn’t know.

They never got nice, mean girls to the end, and they lived to make my life miserable, but I was actually enjoying my silent retribution (well, not so silent when I got off on Aimee’s Bath and Body Works fragrance mist, which It fit in me like a perfect man).

Speaking of the perfect man, the last thing I masturbated with was Jessica’s boyfriend while she was down the hall in the shower. I then used her favorite sequin dress from Wet Seal to wipe my hands clean.

As the semester came to an end, I was able to get out of that triple room to a private room where I was less likely to masturbate and more likely to explore the stockade of men a co-ed dorm offered.
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You are a boss
 
WendyTrilby said:
Freshman year of college. I was assigned a triple room with two girls who were friends from their hometown. Not just ordinary girls, these were mean girls. It was a tough first semester because they were brutal. I was a kind girl from Rochester, but even kind girls have a breaking point. I decided that the best way to survive with them was to have small victories that only I would know about.

That’s when I began to masturbate with their personal items. I used Jessica’s hairbrush, first to brush out my pubes (pre-shaving days), then got myself off with the handle. I used Aimiee’s curling iron (the handle) and left it a wet mess. Each time, I got bolder and they were always none the wiser. Jessica’s electric toothbrush was an absolute treat. So much so that I visited the pink Oral-B several times. I recall using her Pantene shampoo bottle. Each time I used one of their items to get an orgasm, it was like therapy for me. I knew something about them that even they didn’t know.

They never got nice, mean girls to the end, and they lived to make my life miserable, but I was actually enjoying my silent retribution (well, not so silent when I got off on Aimee’s Bath and Body Works fragrance mist, which It fit in me like a perfect man).

Speaking of the perfect man, the last thing I masturbated with was Jessica’s boyfriend while she was down the hall in the shower. I then used her favorite sequin dress from Wet Seal to wipe my hands clean.

As the semester came to an end, I was able to get out of that triple room to a private room where I was less likely to masturbate and more likely to explore the stockade of men a co-ed dorm offered.
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Well played.
 
My 'strangest' fav was a sponge paint brush. I took a c-clamp and clamped it to the side of my computer desk. I got on all 4 and backed into it. It felt amazing. It must've been at the perfect height and angle because I backed in and out on it and came without touching my penis. I'm assuming it was a p-gasm.

My wife had this mop which a handle that had a huge soft end on it. I managed to get that into me while laying on my back in bed. It filled me up like I've never been filled up before. Because the rest of the mop was on the bed and hanging off of it, it wasn't going anywhere. I could rock my hips a little bit while it was in mye. I had quite the intense orgasm with that one.

I've used bratwurst sausage, hot dogs, pickles, and carrots. Even tried a banana once. All in the back door. Had varying success. Plunger handle. Sometimes amazing, sometimes meh.
Not as strange - market, hair brush

Another' strange one would be the shower soap holder. It was like a divet in the wall to put soap while you were in the bath. What was unique was it had a bar on the top. So I got my penis between that bar and the shower wall.
 
sweetgirl430 said:
I have a six-inch amethyst cock that I bought from a TikTok shop a few years ago. It's SO cold, but fun! Does that count? If not, the footboard knob on my bed growing up is probably the weirdest.
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Very sexy watching a woman get off on a bedpost. How large was it? Did you just grind on it or actual insertion?
 
BiCuriousWriter said:
I've used different things for penetrating my ass. Cucumber, carrot, beer bottle, screwdriver (the handle really feels nice!), dildo. But the most unexpected thing was a pointing the shower head, on massage beam, and point it from behind to tickle my balls and the head of my cock, and a few times my ass as well.
Only came once from that, never happened again.
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That shower head things feels really good. My wife and I have lots of fun with it all the time. Fun to start with normal starting shower temperature water and slowly turn it up little by little, thought we usually run out of hot water.
 
A guy's cock. I was on top and we were fooling around and he wasn't inside yet and i was moving my clit around on the tip of his cock and it felt really good so i kept doing it and then i came.

Then i told him "okay, i'm done, thanks! I gotta go, see ya!" And the look on his face was hilarious and sad and heartbreaking. But don't worry, I was only teasing him. I stayed around until the next morning.
 
kreemi_pi said:
A guy's cock. I was on top and we were fooling around and he wasn't inside yet and i was moving my clit around on the tip of his cock and it felt really good so i kept doing it and then i came.

Then i told him "okay, i'm done, thanks! I gotta go, see ya!" And the look on his face was hilarious and sad and heartbreaking. But don't worry, I was only teasing him. I stayed around until the next morning.
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this is great LOL
 
kreemi_pi said:
A guy's cock. I was on top and we were fooling around and he wasn't inside yet and i was moving my clit around on the tip of his cock and it felt really good so i kept doing it and then i came.

Then i told him "okay, i'm done, thanks! I gotta go, see ya!" And the look on his face was hilarious and sad and heartbreaking. But don't worry, I was only teasing him. I stayed around until the next morning.
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Fuck, I thought I was reading the worst case of blue balls ever there, someone definitely enjoyed the power she had their though, and I definitely enjoyed reading about it.
 
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