Strangest thing you’ve masturbated with…

[oneoffAkind]

I've used different things for penetrating my ass. Cucumber, carrot, beer bottle, screwdriver (the handle really feels nice!), dildo. But the most unexpected thing was a pointing the shower head, on massage beam, and point it from behind to tickle my balls and the head of my cock, and a few times my ass as well.
Only came once from that, never happened again.

Screwdriver.... ouch.... better be careful with that my friend! But I bet it screwed you good....!

 

[SirSparky]

Screwdriver.... ouch.... better be careful with that my friend! But I bet it screwed you good....!

Ive used the handle of a screwdriver with ny ex wife along with many many other items

 

[SallyIsHere]

Okay, don't laugh. My grandfather had a old shoe buffer. It sat on the floor and had a red buffer on one side and black on the other. I would pick it up and hold it against me while it was running. It was heavy but, held against my jeans, produced an incredible sensation and a wonderful orgasm. Weird, maybe, but so exciting for a youngster like me.

 

[Celticlight]

Okay, don't laugh. My grandfather had a old shoe buffer. It sat on the floor and had a red buffer on one side and black on the other. I would pick it up and hold it against me while it was running. It was heavy but, held against my jeans, produced an incredible sensation and a wonderful orgasm. Weird, maybe, but so exciting for a youngster like me.

I’d never ever laugh (on the contrary, it’s wonderful to hear it and must have been so intense). For my part I’m still figuring out the logistics of ‘while I was running’, but perhaps a fun thing to think about

 

[SirSparky]

Okay, don't laugh. My grandfather had a old shoe buffer. It sat on the floor and had a red buffer on one side and black on the other. I would pick it up and hold it against me while it was running. It was heavy but, held against my jeans, produced an incredible sensation and a wonderful orgasm. Weird, maybe, but so exciting for a youngster like me.

I'd never laugh. If it works for you then go girl. I find that hearing about what unusual objects people use a real turn on. The more unusual the better. Sex toys are boring lol

 

[BiCuriousWriter]

Screwdriver.... ouch.... better be careful with that my friend! But I bet it screwed you good....!

Haha! Well the handle, of course... As mentioned earlier in this thread actually.

 

[CuriousinPennsylvania]

That looks fun would like to put it on a vacuum

Well, I had an Electrolux cannister vacuum that I masturbated into. Actually, it sucked me off.

 

[Pad_Foot]

. Weird, maybe, but so exciting for a youngster like me.

Nope
My dad had one as well. I never figured out that use, but I imagined it just now
Thanks