Stalker Application

[katelync]

Here are the apps to be a stalker...all applicants will be looked at.

Thank you,

Management(Kat and Kate)



Application For Stalkers

1) Please state screen name

2) How long you have been with Literotica?

3) Do you read the stories, poems of Literotica?

4) What would be your main qualifications?

5) Would you be stalking, or lurking other posters during your stalking time?

6) Will you be pming your stalkee?

7) Will you be posting after each post of the stalkee?

8) Please give 3 creditable references.

9) Who will you be stalking?



Thank you for taking the time to fill out this application, we will be in touch with you if you are a qualified applicant.

 

[marksgirl]

With that AV it won't be long before you get your stalker!

 

[katelync]

With that AV it won't be long before you get your stalker!

LOL thanks

 

[I'mVan]

Application For Stalkers

1) Please state screen name
Up there <===

2) How long you have been with Literotica?
Longer than you

3) Do you read the stories, poems of Literotica?
On occasion, and I have one of each posted too

4) What would be your main qualifications?
I'm horny

5) Would you be stalking, or lurker other posters during your stalking time?
*grin* I doubt you could handle all of me

6) Will you be pming your stalkee?
on occasion

7) Will you be posting after each post of the stalkee?
no, I have other things to do too

8) Please give 3 creditable references.
Stalkee won, too and free. Names are altered to protect the innocent.

9) Who will you be stalking?
this isn't a personal request?

 

[SpiceCake]

Application For Stalkers

1) Please state screen name
SpiceCake

2) How long you have been with Literotica?
Since September 2002 I believe


3) Do you read the stories, poems of Literotica?
Yes, but not often.

4) What would be your main qualifications?
I'm emotional
I fall in love easily
I want fame and fortune (well, not really)

5) Would you be stalking, or lurker other posters during your stalking time?
Yes - all of them.

6) Will you be pming your stalkee?
Of course I will.

7) Will you be posting after each post of the stalkee?
Nope

8) Please give 3 creditable references.
Aquila
Slowfingers1
islandman

9) Who will you be stalking?
no one is safe



Nice work gals!

 

[bknight2602]

Here are the apps to be a stalker...all applicants will be looked at.

Thank you,

Management(Kat and Kate)



Application For Stalkers

1) Please state screen name
bknight2602
2) How long you have been with Literotica?
4 months
3) Do you read the stories, poems of Literotica?
Yes
4) What would be your main qualifications?
mmmm ......... I like you!
5) Would you be stalking, or lurker other posters during your stalking time?
Both
6) Will you be pming your stalkee?
Perhaps
7) Will you be posting after each post of the stalkee?
Mostly
8) Please give 3 creditable references.
Sorry I have none, unless you would volunteer.
9) Who will you be stalking?
That would telling!


Thank you for taking the time to fill out this application, we will be in touch with you via pm if you are a qualified applicant.

 

[tb123]

Hmmm...

can i stalk something up your av?

 

[QuickDuck]

If I told, then that would not be stalking

 

[katelync]

If I told, then that would not be stalking

LOL

 

[katelync]

Where are all the stalkers at?

 

[islandman]

Right behind you, where we should be.

 

[Guest]

Application For Stalkers

1) Please state screen name
Jadedpast

2) How long you have been with Literotica?
two years...one month

3) Do you read the stories, poems of Literotica?
of course

4) What would be your main qualifications?
great ability to suck..oh wait I meant suck up when needed. Excellent finger skills (Hey I type ) Ability to follow someone around like a lovesick puppy. Oh and I am a great ego stroker

5) Would you be stalking, or lurker other posters during your stalking time? I prefer to stalk one at a time. It's very time consuming.

6) Will you be pming your stalkee? why not? Communication is good in any relationship

7) Will you be posting after each post of the stalkee? Depends on the post lol

8) Please give 3 creditable references.
fuck. I have no present references at this time. They have disappearededed

9) Who will you be stalking?
I would stalk anyone who really captured my attention

 

[katelync]

Right behind you, where we should be.

I already had you down But I don't know who is stalking whom

 

[katelync]

Re: Re: Stalker Application

Jaded....you are already a stalker...I might have someone for you to mentor

 

[JazzManJim]

Re: Re: Stalker Application

1) Please state screen name
Jadedpast

Dammit you're cute!

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: Stalker Application

Dammit you're cute!

aww thank you. its all in the DNA babes

 

[Lust Engine]

Darn lousy court order keeps me at least 500 verbs away from my Lit stalking victim!

 

[JazzManJim]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Stalker Application

aww thank you. its all in the DNA babes

Great genes, sweetie, for sure.

I"m not officially putting up an application, but I should announce that I founded the fine emporium Stalker Heaven where any self-respecting stalker may find any and all stalking necessities and accessories.

 

[Guest]

Darn lousy court order keeps me at least 500 verbs away from my Lit stalking victim!

lmao

 

[Guest]

hmm I wonder if I need any schooling? lol

 

[JazzManJim]

There are various levels of courses. You'd have to take an aptitude test first, to see where you were.

 

[Lust Engine]

hmm I wonder if I need any schooling? lol

Schooling on what???

There's a stalking school now??

 

[Guest]

There are various levels of courses. You'd have to take an aptitude test first, to see where you were.

well then...bring on the tests

 

[islandman]

I already had you down But I don't know who is stalking whom

Let's just call it mutual stalking.


Now, where was my tongue last we spoke..........

 

[TWB]

anagement(Kat and Kate)



Application For Stalkers

1) Please state screen name

<----- Answer

2) How long you have been with Literotica?

<----- Answer

3) Do you read the stories, poems of Literotica?

All of them?

4) What would be your main qualifications?

Smart assed, fast typist, overblown sex drive, don't know when to quit.

5) Would you be stalking, or lurker other posters during your stalking time?

This question makes no fucking sense. This is a stalker application. WTF is "or lurker other posters"? Don't waste my time!

6) Will you be pming your stalkee?

Of course. My PM's are legend.

7) Will you be posting after each post of the stalkee?

No. I like random acts of stalking.

8) Please give 3 creditable references.

Kid Rock
Hanns Shit
Unregistered

9) Who will you be stalking?

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