Spotlight on Rubyfruit - Lits sexy sweet AV goddess

[sunstruck]

How much do you hate this thread?

Have you ever been tied up with that tie?

What book could you not live without?

What dose Lit mean to you?

How many times are you going to spank me for starting this?

 

[Laurel]

yay!

*sits down and awaits ruby's arrival*

 

[Rubyfruit]

Oh fuck

Ok, let me think about this.












You need to bend over now, Sunstruck

 

[LukkyKnight]

No thinking, just reply. We don't want you to project the carefully crafted answers we know you can construct, we want the gut reaction.

 

[Guest]

I haven't told Ruby this before'; but, I've always been intimidated by her presence. She's larger than life. A Goddess, indeed. But, now, after time, I feel as though I could approach her. And, maybe even have drinks with her.


What's your favorite type of fabric?

When you sleep, do you dream of flying?

 

[sunstruck]

Re: Oh fuck

You need to bend over now, Sunstruck

*singing* I'm getting a spanking I'm getting a spanking!



Raindancer, I've found that to be true about a lot of larger than life posters at Lit. Once you get to know them you realise they are just as dorky as you are. Ok as I am.

 

[Kitte]

I haven't told Ruby this before'; but, I've always been intimidated by her presence. She's larger than life. A Goddess, indeed. But, now, after time, I feel as though I could approach her. And, maybe even have drinks with her.

I felt and feel the same way! *blush*

 

[Guest]

You were right the first time.
I'm a total dork!

 

[LukkyKnight]

Come on, woman, you're as slow as that old fart, Dillinger, with these answers. It's not like there's three pages to the questionaire...

 

[Rubyfruit]

Ok, Lukky, gut reaction time.


How much do you hate this thread?

I have a love/hate relationship with attention. I want it, of course. Who doesn't? But I'm never comfortable when the light is on me. Here or real world. Ever.

Have you ever been tied up with that tie?

No, never with this tie.

What book could you not live without?

That's a hard one. Jitterbug Perfume, by Tom Robbins is an all-time favorite of mine, as is, of course, Rubyfruit Jungle by Rita Mae Brown. Of course, I also absolutely loved so many others.

What dose Lit mean to you?

Insanity? In all honesty, Lit has been a place for me to interact with interesting, intelligent, open adults from all walks of life, and to make some very good friends. In the past two years I have moved my family of five from CA to CT to NV and now will be moving back to CA again. It's hard to make friends when you've barely mastered the names of your childrens' teachers.

How many times are you going to spank me for starting this?

Until my hand hurts.

 

[Sixth]

I haven't told Ruby this before'; but, I've always been intimidated by her presence. She's larger than life. A Goddess, indeed. But, now, after time, I feel as though I could approach her. And, maybe even have drinks with her.

Have you not heard about what happened the last time someone tried that? He was found, two weeks later, hanging from the ceiling in a cat’s cradle of gentleman’s ties in an abandoned warehouse out by the airport. They say the only phrase he could say for nearly a week was “If you say so,” but was awfully prone to either flinching in terror or dropping his pants immediately afterwards.

I gather he’s better now and seems to be on the mend but has developed a strange fetish for dressing up in black plastic cat suits and bending over tables.

 

[sunstruck]

See, that wasn't so bad now was it?

Hey...what's that for? Ok Put down the hairbrush!

*flees with hands covering ass*

 

[LukkyKnight]

They're not plastic, they're vinyl, damnit.

 

[Rubyfruit]

I haven't told Ruby this before'; but, I've always been intimidated by her presence. She's larger than life. A Goddess, indeed. But, now, after time, I feel as though I could approach her. And, maybe even have drinks with her.


What's your favorite type of fabric?

When you sleep, do you dream of flying?

Oh god, sweetheart, I'm not a goddess!

Cotton. I love the way it feels on my skin and the way it breathes. Especially really good cotton. The best investment I ever made was in high-quality bedsheets.

I do dream of flying, often. I have since I was a little girl and it's always been me alone, up in the air.

When can we have drinks?

 

[Sixth]

They're not plastic, they're vinyl, damnit.

... so the rumours of a second person are true!

 

[sunstruck]

I'm going to bed while I can still sleep on my backside. lol

Thanks for being a sport Ruby. You know I only torture the ones I adore.

 

[LukkyKnight]

I've HEARD they're vinyl.

 

[Marxist]

I've know Ruby for awhile. She's beautiful, sure, that's obvious. But there's so much more.



I'm glad to be your friend.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Marx can confirm that I'm not a goddess. I pee on the potty when I'm talking to him on the phone. I've also been known to blow my nose in his ear.

Oddly, he finds all of this very sexy.

Goodnight Sunstruck. I'll come find you tomorrow for your punishment.

 

[Dillinger]

Re: Re: Oh fuck

*singing* I'm getting a spanking I'm getting a spanking!



Raindancer, I've found that to be true about a lot of larger than life posters at Lit. Once you get to know them you realise they are just as dorky as you are. Ok as I am.

I'm a dork. But not as dorky as sunstruck.

 

[Dillinger]

Very good Ruby.

Might I as a couple questions?

You've lived in several places, which was your favorite?

What's the square root of 7 in base 4?

If not with that tie, do you still have the last tie you were tied up with?

And, turnabout being fair play:

How many times a week do you masterbate?

Are you wet right now?

Do you wear perfume? Which?

 

[Marxist]

Marx can confirm that I'm not a goddess. I pee on the potty when I'm talking to him on the phone. I've also been known to blow my nose in his ear.

Oddly, he finds all of this very sexy.

That was you? I thought it was very subtle and sophisticated crank call.










And you didn't have to tell everyone about my sneeze fetish.

 

[SkyBluAngelEyes]

Ruby, I just have to tell you that I've admired you from afar for quite a while. I love your AV's and you are certainly gorgeous!

One of these days, I'll have the ovaries to post my pic up there.

But doll, you are a goddess!

 

[Rubyfruit]

You've lived in several places, which was your favorite?

California will always be home to me.

What's the square root of 7 in base 4?

I haven't a fucking clue. Will you tutor my kids in math?

If not with that tie, do you still have the last tie you were tied up with?

I do. *smiles*

And, turnabout being fair play:

How many times a week do you masterbate?

I'd say the average is once a day. Sometimes I skip a day, but I make up for it by pleasuring myself several times in one day.

Are you wet right now?

Yes, but that's only because Marxist showed up talking about his sneeze fetish. I have allergies, you see.

Do you wear perfume? Which? Yes, but not everyday. Channel 19 is my favorite.

 

[Saint Peter]

Hello Ruby

Although I have never had the chance to get a phone sneeze I do feel your tits and I are like this. (making a crossed fingers kinda thing here that you cant see) I heard a rumor that you have one of those naughty Sybian machine things. Is this true? I saw a video of a woman riding that bad boy and it looked painful. Is this the case?