son of the isolated blurts thread!

[Wild_Honey_66]

I've seen gourmand edits.

Speaking of edits.. Fuck you iPhone^^

*rewinds*

I've seen your kind before.

this made me laugh.

 

[Emerson40]

I've seen gourmand edits.

Speaking of edits.. Fuck you iPhone^^

*rewinds*

I've seen your kind before.

Da Chef?

 

[unregistered]

 

[Emerson40]

(I heard Emerson say 'amazeballs.' *giggle*)

They're pretty 'mazin'!



http://36.media.tumblr.com/cb0c2d9c1d1d80ed4db4d42b9b6b309f/tumblr_nicb1zN1aF1sjz7a3o1_500.jpg

 

[silverwhisper]

i really need to turn off the option to display embedded pics.

ed

 

[NightL]

Troll sets up thread with bogus scenario, written in a peculiar dispassionate manner for the implications implied. In waltzes the lone defender, primping their delusional puff along the way.

I call troll and defender one and the same. There seems to be a little fascination with incest in their postings.

An Angie has returned.

 

[Emerson40]

i really need to turn off the option to display embedded pics.

ed

ed, I hope it wasn't the goggly-eyed strabismus making you ill at ease.

It can be a tad uncomfortable, not being sure which eye one should be looking back at.

 

[fire_breeze]

That takes... talent.

 

[Miles Long]

Peaky Blinders!

 

[Saucyminx]

Went out to console a sad friend. Get a text from Babyminx.
Mom, do we have ballons, skewers, and vaseline?
Yes, look here, here, and here. What do you need those for?
I can't find them. Can you pick those up on your way home?
I guess. What do you need them for?
It's Thursday.
So what?
My boyfriend is coming over
What boyfriend? WTH?
HAHA Science project, you sick weirdo.

Guess who got to look like a sick weirdo, buying vaseline, and a bag of balloons. (We had skewers.)

 

[NightL]

You should just buy condoms instead and make it another timely talk while the boyfriend is around - of course make sure he notices the metal skewer clenched VERY tightly in your fist.

 

[Hypoxia]

The worst is over. Everything will be better from here on. Until the disaster.

 

[pplwatching]

Guess who got to look like a sick weirdo, buying vaseline, and a bag of balloons. (We had skewers.)

Back before the baby factory closed for good my wife had gotten a pinata for one of the kid's birthdays. I was on my way out to the hardware store to pick up a few things to hang and break it with, when my wife reminded me that we needed condoms and one or two household items.

It occurred to me that Lowe's doesn't sell condoms, so I went to Wal Mart instead. As I said good morning to the lovely cashier, I put rope, vaseline, a baseball bat, duct tape, a large box of condoms, and 409 on the conveyor.

 

[Emerson40]

Back before the baby factory closed for good my wife had gotten a pinata for one of the kid's birthdays. I was on my way out to the hardware store to pick up a few things to hang and break it with, when my wife reminded me that we needed condoms and one or two household items.

It occurred to me that Lowe's doesn't sell condoms, so I went to Wal Mart instead. As I said good morning to the lovely cashier, I put rope, vaseline, a baseball bat, duct tape, a large box of condoms, and 409 on the conveyor.

Speaking of Vaseline and duct tape, how did the vow renewals go in Vegas, with the king of Rock & Roll?

 

[pplwatching]

We couldn't bring ourselves to spend $300+ for 15 minutes at one of the wedding chapels, so we decided to try and wing it with a "for hire" Elvis. That didn't pan out, so we thought it might have to wait for next time. All of the costumed actors down on the strip are all cartoon characters, show girls, or metallic cowboys. Elvis has left the building.

But this is Vegas we're talking about, after all. We went to a costume party where I spotted a reveler who wasn't the spitting image of Elvis, but his costume and wig were close enough for a party. I talked to him, told him our dillema, and got him to agree that if I could get the DJ to go along that he'd do the re-nuptuals in front of about 700 people. I was psyched.

So next was the DJ, who told me yes, but he needed to get permission from the people who were paying his fee. We waited, but he either forgot about us or couldn't find the person who was paying him. So, we got to chat a while with our new friend but didn't actually get to go through with the re-vows.

I do have pictures upon request.

 

[pplwatching]

.....

 

[Saucyminx]

^^^^^^^^^
Cutest pic ever! Congrats PPL. I wish you many many more.

Back before the baby factory closed for good my wife had gotten a pinata for one of the kid's birthdays. I was on my way out to the hardware store to pick up a few things to hang and break it with, when my wife reminded me that we needed condoms and one or two household items.

It occurred to me that Lowe's doesn't sell condoms, so I went to Wal Mart instead. As I said good morning to the lovely cashier, I put rope, vaseline, a baseball bat, duct tape, a large box of condoms, and 409 on the conveyor.

That is fantastic. I, of course, went to a guy cashier who looked slightly puzzled at me, so I gave him the slow serial killer smile and he got me out of there as fast as possible. For the best really, it would have sounded so much worse trying to explain it.

You should just buy condoms instead and make it another timely talk while the boyfriend is around - of course make sure he notices the metal skewer clenched VERY tightly in your fist.

That is the kicker, the little brat doesn't have a boyfriend, that I'm aware of anyway. And she is doing some sort of presentation tomorrow with said items, so blowing up condoms, which I don't think would have worked, while hilarious, would have earned me yet another dreaded teacher phone call. And she would have done it, just to spite me. She must have been raised by wolves.

Speaking of Vaseline and duct tape, how did the vow renewals go in Vegas, with the king of Rock & Roll?

Talkin like that big daddy, next lifetime you're mine, you sexy fucker.

 

[NightL]

Me and my bride making good use of a sombrero.

That one photo could be the answer to so many How To questions. A couple having fun together. Love, communication, willingness to be a little silly - good times, special moments. Showing it off to all, spreading that message - very cool indeed. Congratulations.

 

[pplwatching]

I have sillier pictures than that Unfortunately, there's a handful of people who might recognize that rediculous costome so I'll probably take the image down in the morning.

Under that sarape, by the way, is one of my favorite shirts. It's a linnen wedding shirt with decorative stitching up either side. The only way to describe it is like a Guayabera, but with no pockets. I have several that I wear any time I want to celebrate my marriage.

 

[Miles Long]

http://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/MjAxMy0yZDU1MzhjMTczNzM3Njdm.png

 

[Saucyminx]

You know he's truly dead to you when you hear "your song" played live and you realise hours later you didn't think of him once during the whole concert.

*does a triumphant wiggle and resumes regular programming*

*fist bump*

Oh hell why not?

*chest bump*

 

[silverwhisper]

pplwatching, that was such a fun pic!



not sure if i can postpone responding to that offer as long as i really want.

ed

 

[bailadora]

Oh my God. The pot calling the kettle..SMDH. The utter fucking hypocrisy!

 

[Miles Long]

Wow I slept hard.

 

[DesEsseintes]

I'm noticing my tolerance levels are much lower since I've been posting on the GB.

Really? I think I've mellowed and grown as a spiritual person, more able to see all sides of a question and understand the complex nuances of life and sexuality.






















Nah, not really.