Some advice

[pete]

i totally could've been an awesome doctor.

 

[dogwatch]

Try Hot Ass Spices.

 

[mediocre]

You are seriously fucking hilarious.

I honor your honor though. It's honorable.

I'm not allowed to share pictures though.

Never ever tell blob he's hilarious. That's like feeding gremlins after midnight. Don't do it. You know not what you do.

 

[Sixoclock]

Never ever tell blob he's hilarious. That's like feeding gremlins after midnight. Don't do it. You know not what you do.

-Dumps a bucket of water on Blob, while feeding him after midnight smores-

Shhhiiiiiiiiinnnnneeeeeeyyyy red button.

 

[Sixoclock]

i totally could've been an awesome doctor.

Are you sure you don't just like playing doctor?

 

[mediocre]

-Dumps a bucket of water on Blob, while feeding him after midnight smores-

Shhhiiiiiiiiinnnnneeeeeeyyyy red button.

Not cool.

 

[blobfish]

Never ever tell blob he's hilarious. That's like feeding gremlins after midnight. Don't do it. You know not what you do.

Mogwai don't become gremlins until after you've fed them after midnight. Get your shit straight.

 

[blobfish]

Are you sure you don't just like playing doctor?

He makes me want to play Doctor Kevorkian.

 

[mediocre]

Mogwai don't become gremlins until after you've fed them after midnight. Get your shit straight.

I didn't really buy into that whole documentary anyway.

 

[Sixoclock]

He makes me want to play Doctor Kevorkian.

You go ahead and play Dr. Kevorkian. I'll play, I'm a cup of Kool-aid.

 

[blobfish]

I didn't really buy into that whole documentary anyway.

It's actually a fiction movie, not a documentary. It was meant as a warning against Chinese products flooding America.

 

[blobfish]

You go ahead and play Dr. Kevorkian. I'll play, I'm a cup of Kool-aid.

I think you've got your suicide methods confused.

 

[mediocre]

It's actually a fiction movie, not a documentary. It was meant as a warning against Chinese products flooding America.

Yeah, right.

Next you'll say ET was fiction also.

 

[blobfish]

Yeah, right.

Next you'll say ET was fiction also.

E.T. was an anti-republican propaganda film. The conservative government harassing a harmless undocumented immigrant gives that away.

 

[mediocre]

E.T. was an anti-republican propaganda film. The conservative government harassing a harmless undocumented immigrant gives that away.

And an ad for Reese's Pieces. They killed two birds with one stone.

 

[Sixoclock]

I think you've got your suicide methods confused.

I think you just don't like sugary drinks, like one of those new wave whack-jobs.

 

[blobfish]

And an ad for Reese's Pieces. They killed two birds with one stone.

That was added as an afterthought. In the original version, E.T. was discovered seeking employment in the Home Depot parking lot.

 

[blobfish]

I think you just don't like sugary drinks, like one of those new wave whack-jobs.

I don't drink the liberal Kool-Aid, though I do enjoy the "wild cherry" variety.

 

[pete]

Are you sure you don't just like playing doctor?

heh, well that too.

i love watching those surgeries on cable, knee replacements and all that. i honestly think i could've been an awesome surgeon.

but i value sleep, so that was that.

 

[KRCummings]

That makes absolutely no sense.

Yeah, fuck you. It's a better name.

 

[run_silent]

heh, well that too.

i love watching those surgeries on cable, knee replacements and all that. i honestly think i could've been an awesome surgeon.

but i value sleep, so that was that.

I guess that's why you are not an awesome super hero.

 

[Sixoclock]

Yeah, fuck you. It's a better name.

Stop putting semen in your ears. Hippy.