Some advice

[Sixoclock]

Okay, since thread has totally devolved, I'm removing the post, lol. It was all kind of silly anyway I suppose. Plus, someone is throwing a hissy fit now. Whatever, it's quoted below anyway, so me changing this does little. Geez man, what attitude I'm getting now.

I'll just hope things get better, but won't count on it.

 

[kbate]

Okay, haven't really posted here that much. Mostly lingered in certain threads here and there, but I am opening up a bit.

So here's my situation - nothing big, I'm sure, to most, but... I feel like I need to ask. So, recently - recently being once and last night.. My husband and I were having sex - me standing, bent over the bed with him behind me. It felt amazing and toward the end he started putting one of his fingers into my anus. It felt really, really good and I enjoyed it very much. And now here's my problem.. While I enjoy it, I feel really inhibited and self-conscious that his finger will smell bad afterward. I find this embarassing, despite my enjoying it and despite the fact that he initiated it.

So, how do I get past that and not worry about it?


Also - Since starting a new medication for dysthymia (depressive disorder) and having to go off the birth control pill I was on... My libido has sky-rocketed. Seriously, gone out of the freaking atmosphere. I'm enjoying it, but I feel like I am always hitting on my husband. I have tried easing off and told him I don't want to be annoying, but he insists I'm not and he likes it... Only, he just does not have as high a sex drive. I wish there were a way to boost his sex drive up some so he might return the flirtatious behavior.

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I'd worry more about him giving you ass cancer than about you giving him stinky-finger. First a finger and pretty soon he's going to be trying to shove a volkswagon in there.

 

[islandman]

I'd recommend the Beetle over the Passat given that the former's bulbous shape would ease into said anus with minimal lubricant. The Passat, well, there's going to be some major repair bills involved.

 

[kbate]

I'd recommend the Beetle over the Passat given that the former's bulbous shape would ease into said anus with minimal lubricant. The Passat, well, there's going to be some major repair bills involved.

I have a Passat wagon and even with all the anal sex and finger play that figures into my daily love life, there's just about no way in hell that thing would fit.

 

[girlsmiley]

Ok. He put his finger in your tradesman's entrance. Ok.
There's this thing called an anus. Ok.
It's where your poo comes from, ok? Ok.
Poo smells. Which you probably already knew. Ok.
See, the inside of your bumhole usually smells, ok? In fact, I'm pretty sure everyone's backside smells like backside, but I'm not in the anal marketing business so what would I know. However lucrative that business maybe. You may or may not not be interested in the profits.

I don't have anything else to say apart from be the bigger person and take it in the bum.

Thanks,
Smiley.

I'm here all week.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Okay, haven't really posted here that much. Mostly lingered in certain threads here and there, but I am opening up a bit.

So here's my situation - nothing big, I'm sure, to most, but... I feel like I need to ask. So, recently - recently being once and last night.. My husband and I were having sex - me standing, bent over the bed with him behind me. It felt amazing and toward the end he started putting one of his fingers into my anus. It felt really, really good and I enjoyed it very much. And now here's my problem.. While I enjoy it, I feel really inhibited and self-conscious that his finger will smell bad afterward. I find this embarassing, despite my enjoying it and despite the fact that he initiated it.

So, how do I get past that and not worry about it?


Also - Since starting a new medication for dysthymia (depressive disorder) and having to go off the birth control pill I was on... My libido has sky-rocketed. Seriously, gone out of the freaking atmosphere. I'm enjoying it, but I feel like I am always hitting on my husband. I have tried easing off and told him I don't want to be annoying, but he insists I'm not and he likes it... Only, he just does not have as high a sex drive. I wish there were a way to boost his sex drive up some so he might return the flirtatious behavior.

Add eggs to his diet. It increases testosterone levels.

 

[islandman]

I have a Passat wagon and even with all the anal sex and finger play that figures into my daily love life, there's just about no way in hell that thing would fit.

You're what's wrong with America. "Can't do" attitude.

 

[Sixoclock]

Add eggs to his diet. It increases testosterone levels.

Thank you!

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Thank you!

The body changes the cholesterol in eggs to testosterone. Bodybuilders eat 4 or more per day. They add that it makes them hornier than normal. Thats my experience with eggs, when my enthusiasm lags I eat eggs.

 

[Sixoclock]

The body changes the cholesterol in eggs to testosterone. Bodybuilders eat 4 or more per day. They add that it makes them hornier than normal. Thats my experience with eggs, when my enthusiasm lags I eat eggs.

Very good to know! Interesting as well. I appreciate the info!

 

[tactful]

I have a Passat wagon and even with all the anal sex and finger play that figures into my daily love life, there's just about no way in hell that thing would fit.

Let's think, "Hot Wheels", here, at least, it would be a start, hell, one could draw a little road in the direction of the tunnel.

 

[richard_daily]

Okay, haven't really posted here that much. Mostly lingered in certain threads here and there, but I am opening up a bit.

So here's my situation - nothing big, I'm sure, to most, but... I feel like I need to ask. So, recently - recently being once and last night.. My husband and I were having sex - me standing, bent over the bed with him behind me. It felt amazing and toward the end he started putting one of his fingers into my anus. It felt really, really good and I enjoyed it very much. And now here's my problem.. While I enjoy it, I feel really inhibited and self-conscious that his finger will smell bad afterward. I find this embarassing, despite my enjoying it and despite the fact that he initiated it.

So, how do I get past that and not worry about it?


Also - Since starting a new medication for dysthymia (depressive disorder) and having to go off the birth control pill I was on... My libido has sky-rocketed. Seriously, gone out of the freaking atmosphere. I'm enjoying it, but I feel like I am always hitting on my husband. I have tried easing off and told him I don't want to be annoying, but he insists I'm not and he likes it... Only, he just does not have as high a sex drive. I wish there were a way to boost his sex drive up some so he might return the flirtatious behavior.

Let him roofie you.

 

[pete]

Okay, haven't really posted here that much. Mostly lingered in certain threads here and there, but I am opening up a bit.

So here's my situation - nothing big, I'm sure, to most, but... I feel like I need to ask. So, recently - recently being once and last night.. My husband and I were having sex - me standing, bent over the bed with him behind me. It felt amazing and toward the end he started putting one of his fingers into my anus. It felt really, really good and I enjoyed it very much. And now here's my problem.. While I enjoy it, I feel really inhibited and self-conscious that his finger will smell bad afterward. I find this embarassing, despite my enjoying it and despite the fact that he initiated it.

So, how do I get past that and not worry about it?


Also - Since starting a new medication for dysthymia (depressive disorder) and having to go off the birth control pill I was on... My libido has sky-rocketed. Seriously, gone out of the freaking atmosphere. I'm enjoying it, but I feel like I am always hitting on my husband. I have tried easing off and told him I don't want to be annoying, but he insists I'm not and he likes it... Only, he just does not have as high a sex drive. I wish there were a way to boost his sex drive up some so he might return the flirtatious behavior.

sure, his finger will smell afterwards. unless by some chance you poop gumdrops or something.

so how do you get past it? simple: don't mess with that finger, and immediately after he shoots his geesh, have him go wash up.

as far as increasing his drive, not a whole lot you can do. changing his diet will be barely a blip on the radar. viagra? maybe. but if he's not old, he might balk at that, out of pride.

so get a hitachi wand and take care of business on your own, sister.

good luck!

 

[Sixoclock]

You guys are all hilarious as well as awesome. I kinda apologize for my seemingly stupid inquiry.

 

[blobfish]

I use a device known as a Shikakku that I ordered from Japan. It's like a female condom for the anus. You simply slide it in, then the finger comes out clean every time. The only problem is retrieval. There's only one way, and it involves the use of a small skimmer net, similar to the type used for aquariums. Come to think of it, some might actually prefer the smelly finger.

 

[hogjack]

He's gay.

Like duh.

 

[berry juice]

Let him insert a carrot in your asshole and a cucumber in your vagina ( when his drive is low).
He only needs to be crafty juggling the two. I think that solves all your problems.

 

[KRCummings]

Sixocock would have been a better name.

 

[Sixoclock]

Sixocock would have been a better name.

That makes absolutely no sense.

 

[pete]

oh honey...

 

[Sixoclock]

I use a device known as a Shikakku that I ordered from Japan. It's like a female condom for the anus. You simply slide it in, then the finger comes out clean every time. The only problem is retrieval. There's only one way, and it involves the use of a small skimmer net, similar to the type used for aquariums. Come to think of it, some might actually prefer the smelly finger.

Yeaaaaaaaaah... uhm.. no. It's awesome that it works for you, but that's a little outta my league. Thanks though.

 

[pete]

Yeaaaaaaaaah... uhm.. no. It's awesome that it works for you, but that's a little outta my league. Thanks though.

don't mind him, he puts tons of mental effort into trying to be funny. sadly, it's all in vain.

so what are you gonna do about your man?

 

[islandman]

A real man wouldn't complain about a little poopy finger when his dick is creaming insatiable pussy.

 

[blobfish]

don't mind him, he puts tons of mental effort into trying to be funny. sadly, it's all in vain.

so what are you gonna do about your man?

Do you find something humorous about fishing an anal condom out of your girlfriend's stool? I don't.

 

[Sixoclock]

A real man wouldn't complain about a little poopy finger when his dick is creaming insatiable pussy.

Oh, don't get me wrong, he wasn't complaining. I just felt weird. Maybe I should not have even brought this up. Yeesh.