Some advice

[Sixoclock]

Do you find something humorous about fishing an anal condom out of your girlfriend's stool? I don't.

Dude, I'm sorry, but I just burst out laughing. Scared the hell out of the cat too.

 

[islandman]

Oh, don't get me wrong, he wasn't complaining. I just felt weird. Maybe I should not have even brought this up. Yeesh.

No real woman is going to complain about a little poopy finger when her insatiable cunt is getting sloppy multiple times a day.

 

[blobfish]

Dude, I'm sorry, but I just burst out laughing. Scared the hell out of the cat too.

You're all a bunch of sickos.

 

[Sixoclock]

No real woman is going to complain about a little poopy finger when her insatiable cunt is getting sloppy multiple times a day.

If it was multiple times a day, TRUST ME, I would not be complaining. But that's a whole other subject. -rolls eyes-

 

[pete]

If it was multiple times a day, TRUST ME, I would not be complaining. But that's a whole other subject. -rolls eyes-

i'm telling you:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_i8tYF40nAts/TVE2-gQdjiI/AAAAAAAAAAc/ISEosy6fjp4/s1600/hitachi_magic_wand.jpg

 

[blobfish]

If it was multiple times a day, TRUST ME, I would not be complaining. But that's a whole other subject. -rolls eyes-

You misspelled "hole".

 

[blobfish]

i'm telling you:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_i8tYF40nAts/TVE2-gQdjiI/AAAAAAAAAAc/ISEosy6fjp4/s1600/hitachi_magic_wand.jpg

These are for stretching your asshole, not stretching the page.

 

[pete]

yeah all day i'm fucking up the jpeg's, my bad

 

[Sixoclock]

You misspelled "hole".

-head desk-

 

[Sixoclock]

Damn people... Chill with the hate messages. I just asked a question. Wtf?

 

[islandman]

Damn people... Chill with the hate messages. I just asked a question. Wtf?

Does the use of the smiley mean that you're getting off on the hate messages?

 

[Sixoclock]

Does the use of the smiley mean that you're getting off on the hate messages?

Haha, no. I just felt like using it.

 

[pete]

i always took that devil to mean 'extreme hate'

 

[Sixoclock]

Eh, it was kinda meant as angry, but not really.. That's why I used the devil. A little annoyed yes, but not "seriously" angry. There's no reason to get that upset about internet interaction, lol.

 

[blobfish]

Damn people... Chill with the hate messages. I just asked a question. Wtf?

I liked you until you used the devil emoticon. Anyone that uses that is dead to me forever.

 

[Sixoclock]

I liked you until you used the devil emoticon. Anyone that uses that is dead to me forever.

I am sorry I have forever shamed myself in your eyes. I will carry this torment to the grave.

 

[thør]

I'd recommend the Beetle over the Passat given that the former's bulbous shape would ease into said anus with minimal lubricant. The Passat, well, there's going to be some major repair bills involved.

Would the TDI Touareg be acceptable?

 

[blobfish]

I am sorry I have forever shamed myself in your eyes. I will carry this torment to the grave.

Nudie pics will erase all shame. It's like when a feudal lord kills your feudal lord and you train for decades and then assassinate the feudal lord that killed your feudal lord and then commit ritual suicide on the grave of your feudal lord.

 

[Sixoclock]

Nudie pics will erase all shame. It's like when a feudal lord kills your feudal lord and you train for decades and then assassinate the feudal lord that killed your feudal lord and then commit ritual suicide on the grave of your feudal lord.

You are seriously fucking hilarious.

I honor your honor though. It's honorable.

I'm not allowed to share pictures though.

 

[hogjack]

Why must every human hole, orifice and slot be filled with an object or two objects?

It's obsessive-compulsive behavior that everyone seems to participate in.

 

[sweepthefloor]

Why must every human hole, orifice and slot be filled with an object or two objects?

It's obsessive-compulsive behavior that everyone seems to participate in.

I ask myself that question all the time.

 

[pete]

I ask myself that question all the time.

i bet you've seen all kindsa stuff up people's bums at the hospital, yeah?

 

[blobfish]

i bet you've seen all kindsa stuff up people's bums at the hospital, yeah?

She told me that one of the GB girls came in complaining about digestive distress. When the doctor looked, they found your head up her ass.

 

[pete]

She told me that one of the GB girls came in complaining about digestive distress. When the doctor looked, they found your head up her ass.

took you 3 whole minutes to come up with that one, spammer?

 

[sweepthefloor]

i bet you've seen all kindsa stuff up people's bums at the hospital, yeah?

It's called fingers and tubes in every orifice.