So I'm driving over Kyle's cat thread on the way home tonight

[CHNOPS]

I don't want to, but it will all happen so fast. I will have no idea what happened until it's too late. It's going to be a sudden and unpredictable tragedy, and it's all happening at 6:23 tonight just as the cat thread leaves for a meeting I will have arranged with it in advance.

It will have died so young. This is all so sad.

 

[islandman]

Just so you can identify kyle, here is a recent pic:

 

[CHNOPS]

I find myself strangely affected by what is going to happen by mistake later today. The scared look on the cat thread's face, the appreciative cheers and handshakes of the neighbors and on-lookers. It's all so much to process later on.

This will have been a very difficult and unexpected development, by later today.

 

[lovetoread]

I never knew Kyle was hot.

 

[kotori]

I never knew Kyle was hot.

Wouldn't you be too wearing all that wool indoors?

 

[MichaelinChina]

LMAO funny thread!!

 

[MichaelinChina]

Just so you can identify kyle, here is a recent pic:

Wonder if he's wearing those outsize fluffy slippers too..with bunny rabbits on 'em. Like (ugh!) obese mall women on their day out.

 

[lovetoread]

Wouldn't you be too wearing all that wool indoors?

As cold as I feel, I'd be all up in the wool.

 

[Tryharder62]

Stop all the insanity about cats!!!!!

 

[Tryharder62]

They won't even see it coming!

 

[islandman]

As cold as I feel, I'd be all up in the wool.

Sounds dirty a bit.

 

[lovetoread]

Sounds dirty a bit.

We all know that I'm as innocent as newly fallen snow.

 

[Tryharder62]

We all know that I'm as innocent as newly fallen snow.

Before or after the dog pees on it.

 

[CHNOPS]

Only three more hours until this happens unexpectedly.

 

[SalviaDivinorum]

Just so you can identify kyle, here is a recent pic:

Is this one of Pink's crochet creations?

 

[lovetoread]

Before or after the dog pees on it.

Before, I have not partaken in water sports in years.

 

[islandman]

It's 7:25pm.

So, what happened?

Tell us the rest of the story.

 

[Disgustipated]

Unleash the beast!

 

[SeaDaddy1]

I never knew Kyle was hot.

At least he's not wearing long johns.

 

[lovetoread]

At least he's not wearing long johns.

Those ones with the flap on the tush are cute.

 

[neci]

i used to have a fuzzy blue sweater that looked like that - minus all the fuzzy embellishments. it was a long time ago.

 

[Wings]

Unleash the beast!

Fuck.

Thanks for making me spit out my beer.

 

[JustSkye]

Is this one of Pink's crochet creations?

If I were that guy, I'd be seriously pissed at my booking agent.

 

[Wings]

If I were that guy, I'd be seriously pissed at my booking agent.

Don't you just want to put a thought bubble over his head?

 

[JustSkye]

Don't you just want to put a thought bubble over his head?

We could have all kinds of fun in a thread just for that pic.