Siren is going to kick some ass ...

[Rubyfruit]

....

for all of these list threads.

You're all in big trouble. Go to my room!

 

[BBD]

yes, ma'am

 

[Siren]

 

[Rubyfruit]

Good listening, BBD.

Siren, I love your new av. It's beautiful. The colors soothe me.

 

[Bluesboy2]

Why are list threads bad?

And Ruby didnt tell us Moma Siren. Its her fault. *uses puppy dog brown eyes to maximum effect*

 

[BBD]

Good listening, BBD.

Momma didn't raise no fool

 

[Siren]

 

[CoolidgEffect]

Siren, I love your new av. It's beautiful. The colors soothe me.

It makes me want to go sailing.

I always want to go sailing.

It makes me want to fuck on a sail boat.

Oh hell, I always want to fuck.

Still it is a nice AV.

 

[sunstruck]

....

for all of these list threads.

You're all in big trouble. Go to my room!

You keep the sybian in there right?

 

[Rubyfruit]

Ok Bluesboy, you're off the hook. This time.

OMG, Siren made a list! I think you just want to get in my bedroom with BBD and sunstruck and I don't blame you one bit. I'll be right in.

Cool, fucking on a sailboat in the middle of the ocean with the sun beating down upon naked flesh does sound perfect right now.

Sunnygirl, nope, it's in my office.

 

[Siren]

 

[LukkyKnight]

...OMG, Siren made a list! I think you just want to get in my bedroom with BBD and sunstruck and I...

Bingo. Don't pretend to be so innocent, Siren, the truth shines through.

 

[sunstruck]

Sunnygirl, nope, it's in my office.

Damn! *sits on Ruby's bed pouting and awaiting the end of my punnishment*

Last time I reply to a list thread!

 

[Siren]

 

[CoolidgEffect]

Cool, fucking on a sailboat in the middle of the ocean with the sun beating down upon naked flesh does sound perfect right now.

Yes, I just said something like that in the good place to fuck thread.

A warm breeze caressing our bodies as the sound of water rushing past the hull mingles with the sound of our pasion.

But it is sort of a list thread.

 

[Siren]

 

[CoolidgEffect]

It is?

It is, in that you list good places to fuck. But I don't think the trash dump is feeling too left out by not making the list.

 

[Siren]

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

*sitting in Ruby's room waiting*

*wistle*

 

[Siren]

 

[Dillinger]

You know its funny... most of you don't know where Siren's hatred of list threads originated but you see, when she first came to Lit she was like the Queen of List Thread. I swear she must have started a dozen of them every day. Finally people got really fed up with it and started giving her all sorts of shit for it. I mean you should have seen DCL lay into her. And Deborah - OMG - I thought Debs was going to reach through the screen and strangle Siren. And Madame Pandora posted something like a 3,000 word rant about how inane all of Siren's list threads were. It really was quite a fight. And Laurel even got into it - threatening to sue Siren if she started one more list...

Ever since then Siren has had the phobia against list threads of any kind. Bad memories and all that.

 

[Siren]

 

[Siren]

 

[Dillinger]

If anyone could dig back that far it would be Cheyenne.

 

[Siren]