Sinner Thread

[Guest]

OK, it's Sunday morning (at least it's still morning in the U.S.).

What are you doing surfing a porn site instead of going to church???

You, you - sinner, you!


Hey, welcome to the club! You wanna get together later for dancing and drinks?

 

[TheEarl]

OK, it's Sunday morning (at least it's still morning in the U.S.).

What are you doing surfing a porn site instead of going to church???

You, you - sinner, you!


Hey, welcome to the club! You wanna get together later for dancing and drinks?

I'm a Wiccan. I've visited my altar today, so I'm good with the Gods .

The Earl

 

[Guest]

I'm a Wiccan. I've visited my altar today, so I'm good with the Gods .

The Earl

Mmmmm.

Do you have sex on your altar?

 

[elfin_odalisque]

I'm a Wiccan. I've visited my altar today, so I'm good with the Gods .

The Earl

You can't be Wiccan or good with anyone!

All praise to the Goddesses!!

The drinks and dancing later sound good. Dress optional, I assume.

 

[Guest]

You can't be Wiccan or good with anyone!

All praise to the Goddesses!!

The drinks and dancing later sound good. Dress optional, I assume.

Of course.

But ties are required.

(around the wrists works just fine)

 

[elfin_odalisque]

The cuffs are fur-lined - but artificial fur.

 

[Guest]

The cuffs are fur-lined - but artificial fur.

Yes, of course! No animals should be harmed.

We're not heathens.

 

[SummerMorning]

There is no sin.
There is no god.

 

[TheEarl]

There is no sin.
There is no god.

HERETIC!

The Earl

 

[f-cynyr]

i would prefer the greek gods, they knew how to throw a ogre. and they partied with mortals, so you could fuck god.

 

[impressive]

My mother used to drag me to mass with her every Sunday morning. I absolutely hated it and refused to take any of it seriously. Even as a child, I had very keen hypocrisy radar.

We had this fire 'nd brimstone priest (Father Frobus) who'd venture down the aisle during his sermons ... past the first dozen or so pews. When he'd get close to the pew in which we were seated, I'd whisper something terribly irreverent to mom & make her laugh. Father Frobus would then scowl at her. It was the highlight of every mass.

Well, one particular Sunday, the Wilson twins were serving as altar boys. Goofy looking boys. I whispered to my mother that they looked like little monkeys which really struck her funny bone & she laughed aloud. That was the last time my mother went to mass with me.

From that day on, she attended the early mass -- alone. I was still required to go to the later mass.

Needless to say, that didn't sit well with me. The church was about 5 blocks from our house. I would mosey out the back door, saunter down Main Street, pop into the church to pick up a bulletin (evidence of attendance), and stroll casually a block toward home -- and spend the time with a neighbor boy whose parents left him home alone on Sunday mornings.

I learned a LOT on Sunday mornings.

 

[Guest]

My mother used to drag me to mass with her every Sunday morning. I absolutely hated it and refused to take any of it seriously. Even as a child, I had very keen hypocrisy radar.

We had this fire 'nd brimstone priest (Father Frobus) who'd venture down the aisle during his sermons ... past the first dozen or so pews. When he'd get close to the pew in which we were seated, I'd whisper something terribly irreverent to mom & make her laugh. Father Frobus would then scowl at her. It was the highlight of every mass.

Well, one particular Sunday, the Wilson twins were serving as altar boys. Goofy looking boys. I whispered to my mother that they looked like little monkeys which really struck her funny bone & she laughed aloud. That was the last time my mother went to mass with me.

From that day on, she attended the early mass -- alone. I was still required to go to the later mass.

Needless to say, that didn't sit well with me. The church was about 5 blocks from our house. I would mosey out the back door, saunter down Main Street, pop into the church to pick up a bulletin (evidence of attendance), and stroll casually a block toward home -- and spend the time with a neighbor boy whose parents left him home alone on Sunday mornings.

I learned a LOT on Sunday mornings.

YOU were the girl my mother warned me about. I've been looking for you!

 

[rgraham666]

Anything I say or believe about God is probably wrong.

But drinks and dancing sounds good. I'll bring my vampire glove sarahh.

 

[SummerMorning]

HERETIC!

The Earl

of Dune

 

[SummerMorning]

i would prefer the greek gods, they knew how to throw a ogre. and they partied with mortals, so you could fuck god.

I know how to throw an ogre as well, I just need a lever and a solid point.

But throwin' an orgy, now that's a trick!

 

[Guest]

I know how to throw an ogre as well, I just need a lever and a solid point.

But throwin' an orgy, now that's a trick!

Orgy - of course.

I was honestly attempting to imagine tossing Shrek about.

But we do have orgies.

First cum, first served.

 

[SummerMorning]

Orgy - of course.

I was honestly attempting to imagine tossing Shrek about.

But we do have orgies.

First cum, first served.

Whatcha mean, ya gotta eat whatcha cum?

 

[Guest]

Whatcha mean, ya gotta eat whatcha cum?

That's in the humilation room, three doors down.

 

[SummerMorning]

That's in the humilation room, three doors down.

Wow, you got pleasures for every sick and twisted desire the human animal can produce and some that require the presence of extreme hallucinogenic drugs, then?

 

[Guest]

Wow, you got pleasures for every sick and twisted desire the human animal can produce and some that require the presence of extreme hallucinogenic drugs, then?

Who said that?



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[SummerMorning]

Who said that?



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the Esther Bunny.

 

[Halo_n_horns]

What is "church and what are "gods" ... ??? Why am I always the last to hear about these things?!?

 

[Guest]

the Esther Bunny.

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[Guest]

 

[cloudy]

One very cool thing about my religion....there IS no such thing as sin.

Sangria, anyone?