*sigh*

[ABSTRUSE]

damn, I wish I knew what that means...

Pippi fucks fairys

 

[cloudy]

Pippi fucks fairys

ah, it's all so clear now...

 

[cloudy]

It's the nearest I can get in French to PML

Ooh! A new saying!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

ah, it's all so clear now...

I studied linguini.

 

[cloudy]

I studied linguini.

damn. All I know is red beans & rice.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

damn. All I know is red beans & rice.

that's because you're a retarded cannibal.

 

[cloudy]

that's because you're a retarded cannibal.

wait...cannibals eat rice?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

wait...cannibals eat rice?

yes.....with missionaries.

 

[cloudy]

yes.....with missionaries.

what kind of wine goes with missionaries?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

what kind of wine goes with missionaries?

blue nun.

 

[Guest]

wait...cannibals eat rice?

No, Fava beans.

what kind of wine goes with missionaries?

Something very dry.

 

[BlackShanglan]

wait...cannibals eat rice?

That's a LIE circulated by the CATHOLIC CHURCH and the animators of SPEED RACER. The REAL truth is that CANNIBALS eat WITCHES. I know ITS true because I read IT IN capital letters.

"Now we see through a glass, darkly" - Sailor Moon

I laughed so hard that the cats leapt off of the bed and ran for cover.

 

[cloudy]

That's a LIE circulated by the CATHOLIC CHURCH and the animators of SPEED RACER. The REAL truth is that CANNIBALS eat WITCHES. I know ITS true because I read IT IN capital letters.

BUTifitwasreallyfromSPEEDRACER - theywouldtalkreallyfastlikeTHISwith - strategicpauseseveryonceinawhile.

 

[Remec]

Paris is in Texas.

Rick Solaman was in Paris.

Who hasn't been in Paris?

 

[BlackShanglan]

Who hasn't been in Paris?

Louis XVI, Prince of Spain?

 

[cloudy]

Louis XVI, Prince of Spain?

didn't he live in PERSIA?

 

[neonlyte]

I studied linguini.

A Linguiniphone course?

 

[cloudy]

A Linguiniphone course?

is that anything like a banana phone?

 

[BlackShanglan]

is that anything like a banana phone?

Very similar, but the linguiniphone was brought into use in Italy following the Catholic Church's fiery purges of banana trees.

 

[neonlyte]

Very similar, but the linguiniphone was brought into use in Italy following the Catholic Church's fiery purges of banana trees.

The Banana Flambe Surprise was a dastardly tool of the SPANISH Inquisition.

 

[BlackShanglan]

The Banana Flambe Surprise was a dastardly tool of the SPANISH Inquisition.

I didn't expect them!

 

[bluebell]

I didn't expect them!

But they were brought forth by Genghis Khan, and everyone knows he always knocks AND brings a present.
The Lebanese are known for their hospitaity, after all.

 

[cloudy]

But they were brought forth by Genghis Khan, and everyone knows he always knocks AND brings a present.
The Lebanese are known for their hospitaity, after all.

Don't they eat babies? Or was that the PERSIANS?

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Don't they eat babies? Or was that the PERSIANS?

I'm thinking a couple more PERSIAN references and we may need to have an intervention for you.

Hang on. The banana's ringing.

Shanglan, it's Cardinal Richelieu, for you. He says you borrowed his best cope as a saddle blanket and never returned it.

I imagine it looks better on you.

 

[bluebell]

Don't they eat babies? Or was that the PERSIANS?

No, no, no, Cloudy. The PERSIANS were all just sitting in Moscow with the Haitians, practicing voodoo and drinking vodka.