Plot Bunny Pens

Santa's sleigh breaks down, but he can't locate the mechanic elf, because that elf is busy servicing Mrs. Claus.
 
Women is partially dressed in lingerie getting ready to go out, leaning over the bed to pick up her dress.


Guy walks up behind her and strokes her bare backside.


"Is this for me?"


"Not tonight Honey, I have an orgy."
"Wake me up when you bring home a tasty cream pie for me."

[ the LW trolls would :heart: :heart: :heart: this one!]
 
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18M volunteer for a sea turtle rescue organization is combing a South Carolina beach early one morning, searching for signs of new turtle nests. He discovers items, likely from an old pirate treasure near a new turtle nest, so he relocates the eggs a hundred yards down the beach and secretly begins digging around the original nest site for more items.

Over the course of a few weeks, he has retrieved a hidden fortune in old Spanish and French gold coins. He knows that he can't benefit from his find as it is, so he learns how to melt down the gold coins and reshape them into ingots, bars, and other shapes that will disguise their origins and keep his bounty secret, yet usable by him.

Years later, he has leveraged his vast stores of gold to finance business ventures that have not only increased his wealth but provided him with his favorite hobby - offering select women one million dollars in gold bullion to spend one year of their lives as his exclusive possession.

That "possession" can be as loving or transgressive as you prefer. The women he selects could all be desperate married women, young mothers, innocent virgins, or greedy gold diggers. What the year entails is open for creative license. Multiple women over multiple years could fuel an ongoing series of stand-alone stories.
 
Free use:

18M volunteer for a sea turtle rescue organization is combing a South Carolina beach early one morning, searching for signs of new turtle nests. He discovers items, likely from an old pirate treasure near a new turtle nest, so he relocates the eggs a hundred yards down the beach and secretly begins digging around the original nest site for more items.

Over the course of a few weeks, he has retrieved a hidden fortune in old Spanish and French gold coins. He knows that he can't benefit from his find as it is, so he learns how to melt down the gold coins and reshape them into ingots, bars, and other shapes that will disguise their origins and keep his bounty secret, yet usable by him.

Years later, he has leveraged his vast stores of gold to finance business ventures that have not only increased his wealth but provided him with his favorite hobby - offering select women one million dollars in gold bullion to spend one year of their lives as his exclusive possession.

That "possession" can be as loving or transgressive as you prefer. The women he selects could all be desperate married women, young mothers, innocent virgins, or greedy gold diggers. What the year entails is open for creative license. Multiple women over multiple years could fuel an ongoing series of stand-alone stories.
... Are you sure this shouldn't be in the Terrible Plot Bunnies thread? I hate that protagonist already. Moving Sea Turtle eggs, unless you're really, really careful about it, can be extremely detrimental. (Yes, that's the thing I've taken the most issue with... lol)
 
... Are you sure this shouldn't be in the Terrible Plot Bunnies thread? I hate that protagonist already. Moving Sea Turtle eggs, unless you're really, really careful about it, can be extremely detrimental. (Yes, that's the thing I've taken the most issue with... lol)
I was about to say. Note: don't fuck with sea turtle eggs. If I find out you did, I'll shove one of those plastic soda rings around your neck and kick you to the sharks. Not the sexy gay sharks neither.
 
Free-use bunbun.

Story title: Lovey Dovey
An anthro dove has a super sappy Valentine's Day.

Yep, that's it. Doesn't even have to be Valentine's, could be anything super sappy or romantic involving one or more anthro doves.

Alt:
Two people who wrangle/raise doves for weddings discover their feelings for each other at the annual Wedding Doves convention.
 
Free-use bunbun.

Story title: Lovey Dovey
An anthro dove has a super sappy Valentine's Day.

Yep, that's it. Doesn't even have to be Valentine's, could be anything super sappy or romantic involving one or more anthro doves.

Alt:
Two people who wrangle/raise doves for weddings discover their feelings for each other at the annual Wedding Doves convention.
today, picturing doves over Flanders Fields
 
today, picturing doves over Flanders Fields
He and She meet at Flanders Fields where they are each visiting an ancestor's grave. Strangers, they find they are staying at the same hotel. They agree to meet for a drink...
 
He and She meet at Flanders Fields where they are each visiting an ancestor's grave. Strangers, they find they are staying at the same hotel. They agree to meet for a drink...
... they discuss their mutual fascinating with bunnies. Is it He or She who cites Douglas Adams and postulates the existence of Hyperdimensional Farms as homes for the results of overbreeding?
 
There are various types of pagers and call button to summon staff to a meeting or common place.

Kensington Manor has several maids who will perform extra duties. The Call button summons them by means of insertable vibrator eggs.
 
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