anthrodisiac
Dorkaeopteryx
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They'll just turn that into diamonds after Satan shoves it up their ass.They deserve a lump of coal
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They'll just turn that into diamonds after Satan shoves it up their ass.They deserve a lump of coal
LW version, Santa discovers and joins in?Santa's sleigh breaks down, but he can't locate the mechanic elf, because that elf is busy servicing Mrs. Claus.
Orgy at the North Pole!LW version, Santa discovers and joins in?

"Wake me up when you bring home a tasty cream pie for me."Women is partially dressed in lingerie getting ready to go out, leaning over the bed to pick up her dress.
Guy walks up behind her and strokes her bare backside.
"Is this for me?"
"Not tonight Honey, I have an orgy."
this one!]Presents, and Mrs. Claus.Orgy at the North Pole!
sorry kids, presents may be late this year.![]()
... Are you sure this shouldn't be in the Terrible Plot Bunnies thread? I hate that protagonist already. Moving Sea Turtle eggs, unless you're really, really careful about it, can be extremely detrimental. (Yes, that's the thing I've taken the most issue with... lol)Free use:
18M volunteer for a sea turtle rescue organization is combing a South Carolina beach early one morning, searching for signs of new turtle nests. He discovers items, likely from an old pirate treasure near a new turtle nest, so he relocates the eggs a hundred yards down the beach and secretly begins digging around the original nest site for more items.
Over the course of a few weeks, he has retrieved a hidden fortune in old Spanish and French gold coins. He knows that he can't benefit from his find as it is, so he learns how to melt down the gold coins and reshape them into ingots, bars, and other shapes that will disguise their origins and keep his bounty secret, yet usable by him.
Years later, he has leveraged his vast stores of gold to finance business ventures that have not only increased his wealth but provided him with his favorite hobby - offering select women one million dollars in gold bullion to spend one year of their lives as his exclusive possession.
That "possession" can be as loving or transgressive as you prefer. The women he selects could all be desperate married women, young mothers, innocent virgins, or greedy gold diggers. What the year entails is open for creative license. Multiple women over multiple years could fuel an ongoing series of stand-alone stories.
Mrs. Claus may come early, as long as Santa and the elves don't come first.Presents, and Mrs. Claus.
I was about to say. Note: don't fuck with sea turtle eggs. If I find out you did, I'll shove one of those plastic soda rings around your neck and kick you to the sharks. Not the sexy gay sharks neither.... Are you sure this shouldn't be in the Terrible Plot Bunnies thread? I hate that protagonist already. Moving Sea Turtle eggs, unless you're really, really careful about it, can be extremely detrimental. (Yes, that's the thing I've taken the most issue with... lol)
today, picturing doves over Flanders FieldsFree-use bunbun.
Story title: Lovey Dovey
An anthro dove has a super sappy Valentine's Day.
Yep, that's it. Doesn't even have to be Valentine's, could be anything super sappy or romantic involving one or more anthro doves.
Alt:
Two people who wrangle/raise doves for weddings discover their feelings for each other at the annual Wedding Doves convention.
He and She meet at Flanders Fields where they are each visiting an ancestor's grave. Strangers, they find they are staying at the same hotel. They agree to meet for a drink...today, picturing doves over Flanders Fields
... they discuss their mutual fascinating with bunnies. Is it He or She who cites Douglas Adams and postulates the existence of Hyperdimensional Farms as homes for the results of overbreeding?He and She meet at Flanders Fields where they are each visiting an ancestor's grave. Strangers, they find they are staying at the same hotel. They agree to meet for a drink...
apparently a lot of LSDWhat goes on in a Yellow Submarine?
Not enough if they're all blue meanies!What goes on in a Yellow Submarine?