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Greetings! Do you have plot bunnies? Are you trying to write your magnum opus, but these darn adorable little critters keep bugging you for attention? Do you just need a few minutes to yourself to breathe, truly breathe, away from the fluff and hopping? Wouldn't it be great if there was somewhere you could deposit your bunnies so there was room in your head for anything else? Sometimes it helps to put a bunny out into the world so it's not stuck running around inside your head.
That's where we come in! Founded in 1998 by Lester and Hester Hopscotch, Plot Bunny Pens was a simple service providing writers some well deserved "me time" to focus on their actually important works, and has since grown to 83 locations across 24 different countries.
Unlike other Plot Bunny services that shred, torch, exterminate, drop down wells, eviscerate, and send unprepared knights to slaughter them (we're looking at you, BunBurners!), we believe that every plot bunny deserves a chance to live and be free. That's why we at PBP will make sure to feed, water, and breed your bunnies, showing them the same love and care we would show any story idea that happened upon our doorstep.
That's the PBP way!
"Gosh, Plot Bunny Pens, I have a lot of plot bunnies, are you sure you have room?"
Absolutely!
"No, seriously, Plot Bunny Pens, It's a lot. Like, a lot a lot. An ungodly a lot."
Not an issue! PBP has a patented Hyperdimensional BunBun Farm™, theoretically infinite, where we send all the plot bunnies we get. This gives them all the room their adorable little hearts could want, and they are well taken care of by our fleet of automated drones providing food and water — not to mention scaring away the kreptoids that would try to prey on our lovable scamps!
"But, Plot Bunny Pens, what if I decided I want to take back my plot bunny? Maybe I finally have time to write it."
Hah! Sure you do... Uh, I mean, no problem! You have a money-back guarantee that we will watch your plot bunny until you return to pick it up. And if you never pick it up, not to worry! Our proprietary BunBun Life Extension Technology™ means that these suckers will easily outlive your silly flesh body, and will still be around well into the heat death of the universe!
"Plot Bunny Pens, what if I want to adopt someone else's plot bunny? It's just so gosh-dang adorable and I can't believe someone would just leave it here!"
We hear you! These critters are so darn cute, and sometimes we just can't help ourselves, we just have to have it! All you need to do is find the owner of the plot bunny and petition them to foster their widdle fluffball. Once you have the owner's permission, we'll use our Plot Bunny Tele-Yoinker™ to instantly Yoink™ it out of the Hyperdimensional BunBun Farm™ and plop the critter into your waiting hands!
"So how the **** does this **** work, you ****ing weirdo?"
Gosh, that's a lot of asterisks. But it's quite simple! You have a plot bunny? Simply post it in the thread and we'll take care of the rest! That's right, all you need to do is yank it out of your head and plop it in here. Easy as pie!
So come on down to Plot Bunny Pens, where the grass is always greener, the bunnies always fluffier, and your mind is finally uncluttered!
Rules:
1. If you want anyone to be able to adopt your plot bunny without asking first, please mark as "Free-Use BunBun." You may explicitly note it is a "Restricted BunBun," which means use in works requires express permission.
2. Unless a bunny is marked Free-Use BunBun or some variation thereupon, assume it is the sole property of the bunny progenitor, and thus use requires express permission of bunny progenitor to use in your own works.
3. PBP prides itself on its BunBun Breeding Progam. You are welcome, and even encouraged, to breed your plot bunnies with other people's plot bunnies. If you do not want your bunny bred, please mark as "Chastity BunBun."
4. If you breed your bunny with another, please be sure to note whose bunny yours was bred with. If breeding with a Free-Use BunBun, please note that as well. In the event of breeding with a Free-Use BunBun, you are free to mark your baby bunny as Free-Use or Chastity.
5. If you want to use a bred bunny, please be sure to ask both progenitors, unless it is marked a Free-Use BunBun by both parties.
6. If you wish to change your designation, please edit the original post and state when the designation was changed. You are free to repost the bunny as well.
7. If at any point you use someone else's bunny in your works, be sure to credit them.
8. Respect all bunny designations.
9. There are no stupid plot bunnies. Respect other's bunnies as you would want your own respected. Playful teasing is acceptable/expected.
10. Hop to it!
And if you still aren't sure, here are some PBP customer testimonials!
"I've been storing plot bunnies with PBP from day one. I've never come back for them, but it's nice knowing that they'll outlive every human on Earth. Thanks, PBP!"
- Pat Snoozegarden
"Ever since kreptoids butchered an entire family of plot bunnies, I've been worried sick. Sure, I have no use for them, but that don't mean they deserve to get kreptoided! So I dumped all 4,719 of them at PBP, and not a single one got ate so far."
- Granny Gastrilick
"Look, man, sometimes you don't got no ideas, and maybes I come down to PBP, see what's on the offering, ya know? The adoption forms are super easy. Ya find the mook, ask 'em real ****ing nice, and you go home with a widdle baby bunbun. Easy as... What was it in the ad? Pie. Yeah. Easy as pie."
- Frankie "Bloodbath" Galvoni
"I'll be honest. Some days I just go down to the Hyperdimensional BunBun Farm™ and watch them roam about. It's mesmerizing, billions of them just going about their business. Eating, drinking, breeding. Some of these plot bunnies were never come up with by a writer, they were bred right here in the BunBun Farm. It's nifty."
- Valorie Shmalorie
"I finally managed to write the great American novel. I'm not a proud man. I wept like a baby. Without PBP, I'd still be swimming in whiskey, staring at the blank page on my Royal typewriter while the plot bunnies nibbled at the corners of my mind 'til I bled out my ears. But now... Nobel Prize, here I come!"
- Winston G. Ditherwad, author of Boobs: My Journey to Heaven
That's where we come in! Founded in 1998 by Lester and Hester Hopscotch, Plot Bunny Pens was a simple service providing writers some well deserved "me time" to focus on their actually important works, and has since grown to 83 locations across 24 different countries.
Unlike other Plot Bunny services that shred, torch, exterminate, drop down wells, eviscerate, and send unprepared knights to slaughter them (we're looking at you, BunBurners!), we believe that every plot bunny deserves a chance to live and be free. That's why we at PBP will make sure to feed, water, and breed your bunnies, showing them the same love and care we would show any story idea that happened upon our doorstep.
That's the PBP way!
"Gosh, Plot Bunny Pens, I have a lot of plot bunnies, are you sure you have room?"
Absolutely!
"No, seriously, Plot Bunny Pens, It's a lot. Like, a lot a lot. An ungodly a lot."
Not an issue! PBP has a patented Hyperdimensional BunBun Farm™, theoretically infinite, where we send all the plot bunnies we get. This gives them all the room their adorable little hearts could want, and they are well taken care of by our fleet of automated drones providing food and water — not to mention scaring away the kreptoids that would try to prey on our lovable scamps!
"But, Plot Bunny Pens, what if I decided I want to take back my plot bunny? Maybe I finally have time to write it."
Hah! Sure you do... Uh, I mean, no problem! You have a money-back guarantee that we will watch your plot bunny until you return to pick it up. And if you never pick it up, not to worry! Our proprietary BunBun Life Extension Technology™ means that these suckers will easily outlive your silly flesh body, and will still be around well into the heat death of the universe!
"Plot Bunny Pens, what if I want to adopt someone else's plot bunny? It's just so gosh-dang adorable and I can't believe someone would just leave it here!"
We hear you! These critters are so darn cute, and sometimes we just can't help ourselves, we just have to have it! All you need to do is find the owner of the plot bunny and petition them to foster their widdle fluffball. Once you have the owner's permission, we'll use our Plot Bunny Tele-Yoinker™ to instantly Yoink™ it out of the Hyperdimensional BunBun Farm™ and plop the critter into your waiting hands!
"So how the **** does this **** work, you ****ing weirdo?"
Gosh, that's a lot of asterisks. But it's quite simple! You have a plot bunny? Simply post it in the thread and we'll take care of the rest! That's right, all you need to do is yank it out of your head and plop it in here. Easy as pie!
So come on down to Plot Bunny Pens, where the grass is always greener, the bunnies always fluffier, and your mind is finally uncluttered!
Rules:
1. If you want anyone to be able to adopt your plot bunny without asking first, please mark as "Free-Use BunBun." You may explicitly note it is a "Restricted BunBun," which means use in works requires express permission.
2. Unless a bunny is marked Free-Use BunBun or some variation thereupon, assume it is the sole property of the bunny progenitor, and thus use requires express permission of bunny progenitor to use in your own works.
3. PBP prides itself on its BunBun Breeding Progam. You are welcome, and even encouraged, to breed your plot bunnies with other people's plot bunnies. If you do not want your bunny bred, please mark as "Chastity BunBun."
4. If you breed your bunny with another, please be sure to note whose bunny yours was bred with. If breeding with a Free-Use BunBun, please note that as well. In the event of breeding with a Free-Use BunBun, you are free to mark your baby bunny as Free-Use or Chastity.
5. If you want to use a bred bunny, please be sure to ask both progenitors, unless it is marked a Free-Use BunBun by both parties.
6. If you wish to change your designation, please edit the original post and state when the designation was changed. You are free to repost the bunny as well.
7. If at any point you use someone else's bunny in your works, be sure to credit them.
8. Respect all bunny designations.
9. There are no stupid plot bunnies. Respect other's bunnies as you would want your own respected. Playful teasing is acceptable/expected.
10. Hop to it!
And if you still aren't sure, here are some PBP customer testimonials!
"I've been storing plot bunnies with PBP from day one. I've never come back for them, but it's nice knowing that they'll outlive every human on Earth. Thanks, PBP!"
- Pat Snoozegarden
"Ever since kreptoids butchered an entire family of plot bunnies, I've been worried sick. Sure, I have no use for them, but that don't mean they deserve to get kreptoided! So I dumped all 4,719 of them at PBP, and not a single one got ate so far."
- Granny Gastrilick
"Look, man, sometimes you don't got no ideas, and maybes I come down to PBP, see what's on the offering, ya know? The adoption forms are super easy. Ya find the mook, ask 'em real ****ing nice, and you go home with a widdle baby bunbun. Easy as... What was it in the ad? Pie. Yeah. Easy as pie."
- Frankie "Bloodbath" Galvoni
"I'll be honest. Some days I just go down to the Hyperdimensional BunBun Farm™ and watch them roam about. It's mesmerizing, billions of them just going about their business. Eating, drinking, breeding. Some of these plot bunnies were never come up with by a writer, they were bred right here in the BunBun Farm. It's nifty."
- Valorie Shmalorie
"I finally managed to write the great American novel. I'm not a proud man. I wept like a baby. Without PBP, I'd still be swimming in whiskey, staring at the blank page on my Royal typewriter while the plot bunnies nibbled at the corners of my mind 'til I bled out my ears. But now... Nobel Prize, here I come!"
- Winston G. Ditherwad, author of Boobs: My Journey to Heaven
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