sirhugs
Riding to the Rescue
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More of a Free Use character than a plot bun bun, but there s a whisper of a plot, so I thoughnpoor warren deserved a pen to call his own. As long as there is an outlet for his night light.
Warren Warren.
Don't ask me why, the double barrel name just popped in my brain and does not want to go away.
Possibly Warren K. Warren
Why? Because pretentious names demand pretentious middle initials, and any version of "Warren" seems pretensious in this moment. YMMV
I like Warren and feel sorry for him. Bottom line, i want poor Warren to get lucky.
A bit of character description, though you may modify as desired. Warren had no expectations, is impossible to insult.
I picture him as 30s or 40s, going on 50. Not buffed, because he naturally is slender, but not athletically skinny. Slimness has always come naturally to Warren. he does not understand why people work out.
Average height. So 5'10" to 6 feet?
Not blond. That would be too "cool". Warren is the guy no one notices in a crowded room, or worse, slumped quietly in a corner of an almost empty room.
Warren is NOT an incel. This is non-negotiable. He never blames women for his loneliness. if anything, he blames his smothering mother. But he doesn’t hate women. He loves them. He is fascinated by them. He just doesn’t understand them. And that means he doesn't understand why he is alone, or how to change it.
What, you were expecting a plot?
Okay, hold your horses. I will give you a plot. Simply put it is is a heroic journey story of Warren finding love, and lust.
Otherwise, modify as you see fit, except for the non-negotiable that Warren is NOT an incel.
If you publish, a notification here and/or in FUCK™, would be cool. If you want to plug the threads that inspired you in an Author's Note, even better.
Warren Warren.
Don't ask me why, the double barrel name just popped in my brain and does not want to go away.
Possibly Warren K. Warren
Why? Because pretentious names demand pretentious middle initials, and any version of "Warren" seems pretensious in this moment. YMMV
I like Warren and feel sorry for him. Bottom line, i want poor Warren to get lucky.
A bit of character description, though you may modify as desired. Warren had no expectations, is impossible to insult.
I picture him as 30s or 40s, going on 50. Not buffed, because he naturally is slender, but not athletically skinny. Slimness has always come naturally to Warren. he does not understand why people work out.
Average height. So 5'10" to 6 feet?
Not blond. That would be too "cool". Warren is the guy no one notices in a crowded room, or worse, slumped quietly in a corner of an almost empty room.
Warren is NOT an incel. This is non-negotiable. He never blames women for his loneliness. if anything, he blames his smothering mother. But he doesn’t hate women. He loves them. He is fascinated by them. He just doesn’t understand them. And that means he doesn't understand why he is alone, or how to change it.
What, you were expecting a plot?
Okay, hold your horses. I will give you a plot. Simply put it is is a heroic journey story of Warren finding love, and lust.
Otherwise, modify as you see fit, except for the non-negotiable that Warren is NOT an incel.
If you publish, a notification here and/or in FUCK™, would be cool. If you want to plug the threads that inspired you in an Author's Note, even better.
