Plot Bunny Pens

[Seurat]

More of a Free Use character than a plot bun bun, but there s a whisper of a plot, so I thoughnpoor warren deserved a pen to call his own. As long as there is an outlet for his night light.

Warren Warren.

Don't ask me why, the double barrel name just popped in my brain and does not want to go away.

Possibly Warren K. Warren

Why? Because pretentious names demand pretentious middle initials, and any version of "Warren" seems pretensious in this moment. YMMV

I like Warren and feel sorry for him. Bottom line, i want poor Warren to get lucky.

A bit of character description, though you may modify as desired. Warren had no expectations, is impossible to insult.

I picture him as 30s or 40s, going on 50. Not buffed, because he naturally is slender, but not athletically skinny. Slimness has always come naturally to Warren. he does not understand why people work out.

Average height. So 5'10" to 6 feet?

Not blond. That would be too "cool". Warren is the guy no one notices in a crowded room, or worse, slumped quietly in a corner of an almost empty room.

Warren is NOT an incel. This is non-negotiable. He never blames women for his loneliness. if anything, he blames his smothering mother. But he doesn’t hate women. He loves them. He is fascinated by them. He just doesn’t understand them. And that means he doesn't understand why he is alone, or how to change it.

What, you were expecting a plot?

Okay, hold your horses. I will give you a plot. Simply put it is is a heroic journey story of Warren finding love, and lust.

Otherwise, modify as you see fit, except for the non-negotiable that Warren is NOT an incel.

If you publish, a notification here and/or in FUCK™, would be cool. If you want to plug the threads that inspired you in an Author's Note, even better.

Poor Warren K. Warren. The girls in the office think he's nerd-cute, and conversations have happened over drinks. He becomes the target of a competition amongst the women, each of them getting three attempts at seduction with the winner getting a pool of contributed cash. Unaware, he becomes befuddled at the attention, at first subtle but moving through flirting to downright aggression, as the women discover a diamond in the rough. The competition becomes fierce as two or three decide he is the one, and there attempts at establishing a relationship with him start to go over the top.

 

[Seurat]

That's what the dragons are for.

Playing cards and drinking Moscow mules with while we wait for the bunnies to eventually turn on each other in a cannibalistic slaughter that leaves only a few survivors?

 

[sirhugs]

Free Use bun bun needing a PBP but would love a good home.

"Let's just run this past marketing."

That simple sentence made Becky freeze. She knew what sorts of things went on over in marketing. Her first day, she had foolishly walked in without calling first.

That's it, that's all I got. Except knowing that what's going on in marketing is sex. At least random group sex. but probably kinkier than that.

Mind you, Becky is young and naive, so any sex in the office would shock her. she might even be an intern. Perhaps a virgin, but if not, not experienced, and vanilla (or so she thanks, not knowing any better) also virtuous, because I seem to be full of v as in vigour.

I picture Becky as mid 20s, but could be younger. Blonde in my mind, but I'm not married to that. Smart, quietly ambitious. Average height. One of those figures that you might not appreciate until she gives you a better look at it. Dresses conservatively, favours sweaters and knee length skirts. But does she hide sexy lingerie under there?

No idea who the speaker is, but obviously a BOSS of some sort. Do they know what goes on in marketing? Do they like to join in? Is this all just an excuse to recruit Becky? Or will they be shocked, disgusted, run out the door? Or try to run out, but end up tied to a chair?

No clue what dept. Becky and BOSS belong to. Is the BOSS the BIG BOSS?

So modify as you wish if you free Becky from her PBP.

 

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Not sure if this is a bun bun, or just some stray characters, but did Tolkien start out with a plot, or a bunch of little furry footed fellows following their friend?

Nothing Tolkienesque about this bun bun though.

Mildred and Millicent, known to all as "The Two Millies" are twin sisters. but not really interchangeable. Mildred, the librarian who seems prim and proper, is secretly a slut. Millicent, to her consternation, is a chaste virgin, waiting for "the right moment with the right guy." but because she is out there searching, everybody thinks she is the slutty sister. Not that it matters, because despite the efforts of the sisters to not even dress alike, everybody gets confused about which is which.

Here comes the plot bunny hopping in.

Millicent has fallen in lust with Murdo, the research librarian at her sister's branch. Except Murdo has eyes only for Mildred, since he is too shy and bookish to see through her disguise, he thinks that she is sweet and innocent. He doesn't even think of Millicent, though if he did, it would be that she's "too fast" as his mother would say. BTW, Murdo still lives with mommy.

How can Millicent win the love of her life?
Will Mildred steal him just to spite her sister, then throw him away too ruined for Millicent?

Free use. Feel free to modify if you have a good home for this bunny.

 

[TheExperimentalist]

Sigh... Why does my brain do this?

Ahem... I'm seeking temporarily PBP housing for this bun, unsure whether I'll offer it up for adoption in the future or not, I simply don't have a spare hutch for it at present (Pic for reference: ).


Open to the possibility of releasing it to a good home if someone demonstrates the necessary capacity to take care of it, but that offer would need negotiation.

Main Characters: Stacy (Tace) Turnwood and Saul Turnwood.
Relationship: Ideally siblings, but if non-TI then perhaps a married couple, possibly incorporating a third.
Main fetish focus: Oral sex (both must be the recipient at least once during the story.)
Story title: Tace T. and Saul T.

 

[SkyBubble]

OK, free use character. I've had this character in mind for a while.

Her name is Grace. She's a stunning blonde. Everyone knows she's hot except, it seems, Grace. Her friends keep telling her but she doesn't see it. The same thing holds for her as a person. She thinks people only see her body (which is gorgeous.) She's had a few relationships end badly. She thinks it's probably because the guys never got beyond the surface. So she doesn't trust approaches or relationships. But she wants one. A real one.

That and a potential title -- Amazing Grace -- are all I've got so far. If this idea percolates, I might write her. In the meantime, have at it. Grace is available. Free use, with only one condition: if you write about Grace, please notify me, either here or in my DMs. Thank you.

 

[SkyBubble]

I have a side character related to the Boudoir Awakening universe, Emily, so far unstoried because the story she's in hasn't been published here (but has elsewhere) who is a sorority sister of the three girls in Boudoir Awakening and has her own band, Wolfgang and the Flamingos. (The name comes from a house prank.)

Emily is the house DJ. She has curly hair and a kinda-sorta semi-boyfriend named Kevin, a triangle player whom she calls Triangle Boy. She admits that they fight so they can make up. It seems that no matter what happens, however chaotic, she can turn it into a song.

If you want to know the backstory on Wolfgang and the Flamingos, DM me.

If you use Emily, she'd enjoy it. Just tell me and not Kevin.

 

[SkyBubble]

The story's pretty much just a stroker, so if you want to use my existing character Maureen, you can flesh her out in a number of ways. She's described in the first paragraph. Other than the physical description, she's pretty much free use, workshop, and not much faithfulness required beyond not changing the physical description.

I'm not going to require that you ask for permission, but I would request as a courtesy that you send me a link to the story if you use her. And read her existing story first.

 

[SkyBubble]

If you want to use Belinda from The Girl Next Door, Bed, Body, and Belinda, and Belinda's Booty, I think she's up for it. Just remember, she's inexperienced (was a virgin at the beginning of the first story, but didn't want to be), in her early 20s, has glasses (and is still gorgeous), and blushes at compliments. They seem to make her a little uncomfortable. She values being wanted for more than just her body.

 

[SkyBubble]

Someone asked to use my character Amanda from Boudoir Awakening for LitCon, then never used her. I think it's that big personality of hers, the way she bursts into a room. She's funny, outspoken, affectionate, and tends to steal scenes.

 

[SkyBubble]

Sounds like she puts the Pru in prurient.

Prudently

 

[SkyBubble]

I realized I can at least relate to Prudy herself, seemingly chaste and proper to most of the world, but a perverted freak privately.

I also have a character like that, Karen from Karen's Party. Not quite as prudish as Prudence, but outwardly very traditional and proper. Underneath that veneer, though, is a hot blonde who LOVES sex. And she's good at it!

 

[SkyBubble]

Xtrapolated- the xtra handy straps.

Xander's Xylophone

 

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Xander's Xylophone

nothing wrong with the clever banter. Just that "Xander" reminded me of poor Nicholas Brendon. "Buffy" has been tough on the supporting actors.

 

[SkyBubble]

Poor Warren K. Warren. The girls in the office think he's nerd-cute, and conversations have happened over drinks. He becomes the target of a competition amongst the women, each of them getting three attempts at seduction with the winner getting a pool of contributed cash. Unaware, he becomes befuddled at the attention, at first subtle but moving through flirting to downright aggression, as the women discover a diamond in the rough. The competition becomes fierce as two or three decide he is the one, and there attempts at establishing a relationship with him start to go over the top.

I think there's a story here.

 

[SkyBubble]

A very traditional, maybe religious, couple (maybe she's some sort of minor celebrity, like a singer or something), are visiting their friends for dinner. One of them (in my mind, her) asks about the pineapple decoration on the door. Their hosts explain that they're swingers. It comes out that he's had the hots for the wife for a while and she thinks the hubby is hot. How do they talk them into it and how kinky does it get?

 

[sirhugs]

A very traditional, maybe religious, couple (maybe she's some sort of minor celebrity, like a singer or something), are visiting their friends for dinner. One of them (in my mind, her) asks about the pineapple decoration on the door. Their hosts explain that they're swingers. It comes out that he's had the hots for the wife for a while and she thinks the hubby is hot. How do they talk them into it and how kinky does it get?

or, the hot couple says "why would we want to swap with losers like you?" The story is about the hot sex they have together after they stop laughing. in the limo? In their penthouse? On the balcony? in the park? All four?

 

[anthrodisiac]

Free-use bunbun pending @PennyThompson's blessing:

He sure was. I helped him with his fursuit. He wanted to be "the goat," which, it wasn't until a couple hundred years later I realized he wanted to be the Greatest of All Time, but once I convinced him he'd make a sexy nanny, he was way too enthusiastic about dressing up as a female goat. Very popular fellow, let's just say that.

as much as I aesthetically and ethically dislike AI image generation, "Femboy Homer Goat Nanny Fursuit -Simpson" is a banger prompt...

Doesn't have to be Homer though, could just be a femboy dressing up in a fursuit as a nanny goat and getting sexed up and down by what and whomever happens to find this poor, innocent, lovable fluff.

 

[PennyThompson]

Free-use bunbun pending @PennyThompson's blessing:



Doesn't have to be Homer though, could just be a femboy dressing up in a fursuit as a nanny goat and getting sexed up and down by what and whomever happens to find this poor, innocent, lovable fluff.

*gently swats the plot bunny on its pert little bottom, sending it off to frolic in the pens*

It's probably fine, nothing bad could come of this.

*Portentous thunder cracks across a darkened sky*

 

[sirhugs]

Had a bun bun to deposit here, but it hopped away as I tied to transfer it to its pen.
I'll be back if it returns.
in the meantime, take comfort knowing that it is probably procreating and creating many baby bun buns even as I type badly.

 

[anthrodisiac]

Had a bun bun to deposit here, but it hopped away as I tied to transfer it to its pen.
I'll be back if it returns.
in the meantime, take comfort knowing that it is probably procreating and creating many baby bun buns even as I type badly.

We shall keep an eye out, just so the kreptoids don't munch it up

 

[sirhugs]

We shall keep an eye out, just so the kreptoids don't munch it up

and it was such a cute little bunny. Almost big enough to be a Story idea thread on its own.
that's what I get for not making a note when it occurs to me.

 

[deathlynx]

If I then wanted to label such an open-ended catastrophe of a PB as free-use, I could just... Walk away? Never think about that wretched creature again?

You wish. Some PB are determined little buggers and will hop right back to torment you no matter how hard you try to hide from them!

 

[TheExperimentalist]

You wish. Some PB are determined little buggers and will hop right back to torment you no matter how hard you try to hide from them!

That's how Fuck Me, Stepladder! happened...

 

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That's how Fuck Me, Stepladder! happened...

and we are glad that it did.