Plot Bunny Pens

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More of a Free Use character than a plot bun bun, but there s a whisper of a plot, so I thoughnpoor warren deserved a pen to call his own. As long as there is an outlet for his night light.

Warren Warren.

Don't ask me why, the double barrel name just popped in my brain and does not want to go away.

Possibly Warren K. Warren

Why? Because pretentious names demand pretentious middle initials, and any version of "Warren" seems pretensious in this moment. YMMV

I like Warren and feel sorry for him. Bottom line, i want poor Warren to get lucky.

A bit of character description, though you may modify as desired. Warren had no expectations, is impossible to insult.

I picture him as 30s or 40s, going on 50. Not buffed, because he naturally is slender, but not athletically skinny. Slimness has always come naturally to Warren. he does not understand why people work out.

Average height. So 5'10" to 6 feet?

Not blond. That would be too "cool". Warren is the guy no one notices in a crowded room, or worse, slumped quietly in a corner of an almost empty room.

Warren is NOT an incel. This is non-negotiable. He never blames women for his loneliness. if anything, he blames his smothering mother. But he doesn’t hate women. He loves them. He is fascinated by them. He just doesn’t understand them. And that means he doesn't understand why he is alone, or how to change it.

What, you were expecting a plot?

Okay, hold your horses. I will give you a plot. Simply put it is is a heroic journey story of Warren finding love, and lust.

Otherwise, modify as you see fit, except for the non-negotiable that Warren is NOT an incel.

If you publish, a notification here and/or in FUCK™, would be cool. If you want to plug the threads that inspired you in an Author's Note, even better.

Poor Warren K. Warren. The girls in the office think he's nerd-cute, and conversations have happened over drinks. He becomes the target of a competition amongst the women, each of them getting three attempts at seduction with the winner getting a pool of contributed cash. Unaware, he becomes befuddled at the attention, at first subtle but moving through flirting to downright aggression, as the women discover a diamond in the rough. The competition becomes fierce as two or three decide he is the one, and there attempts at establishing a relationship with him start to go over the top.

 

[Seurat]

That's what the dragons are for.

Playing cards and drinking Moscow mules with while we wait for the bunnies to eventually turn on each other in a cannibalistic slaughter that leaves only a few survivors?

 

[sirhugs]

Free Use bun bun needing a PBP but would love a good home.

"Let's just run this past marketing."

That simple sentence made Becky freeze. She knew what sorts of things went on over in marketing. Her first day, she had foolishly walked in without calling first.

That's it, that's all I got. Except knowing that what's going on in marketing is sex. At least random group sex. but probably kinkier than that.

Mind you, Becky is young and naive, so any sex in the office would shock her. she might even be an intern. Perhaps a virgin, but if not, not experienced, and vanilla (or so she thanks, not knowing any better) also virtuous, because I seem to be full of v as in vigour.

I picture Becky as mid 20s, but could be younger. Blonde in my mind, but I'm not married to that. Smart, quietly ambitious. Average height. One of those figures that you might not appreciate until she gives you a better look at it. Dresses conservatively, favours sweaters and knee length skirts. But does she hide sexy lingerie under there?

No idea who the speaker is, but obviously a BOSS of some sort. Do they know what goes on in marketing? Do they like to join in? Is this all just an excuse to recruit Becky? Or will they be shocked, disgusted, run out the door? Or try to run out, but end up tied to a chair?

No clue what dept. Becky and BOSS belong to. Is the BOSS the BIG BOSS?

So modify as you wish if you free Becky from her PBP.