Should we (the USA) invade the UK?

[Bluesboy2]

I am thinking that invading the UK would give us the European toehold we need to push through to the middle east and Iraq. The question after that is not "Do we nuke France". It is "How many times CAN we nuke France"

 

[badbabysitter]

Personally, I can see the good points in nuking France...but think about the fallout...it is the centre of Europe after all, you wouldnt have much of a Europe to conquer, unless you like glow in the dark champagne

Then again, invading the Uk might be bad, conssidering all the allies they have... pretty much everyone... good way of starting WW3, one nation against the world...probably not a good idea..

how about just pick on a smaller nation no one likes , like what the US usually does

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Personally, I can see the good points in nuking France...but think about the fallout...it is the centre of Europe after all, you wouldnt have much of a Europe to conquer, unless you like glow in the dark champagne

Then again, invading the Uk might be bad, conssidering all the allies they have... pretty much everyone... good way of starting WW3, one nation against the world...probably not a good idea..

how about just pick on a smaller nation no one likes , like what the US usually does

How about Andorra? They are small and defenseless.


Malta would work also.

 

[LovetoGiveRoses]

Personally, I can see the good points in nuking France...but think about the fallout...it is the centre of Europe after all, you wouldnt have much of a Europe to conquer, unless you like glow in the dark champagne

Then again, invading the Uk might be bad, conssidering all the allies they have... pretty much everyone... good way of starting WW3, one nation against the world...probably not a good idea..

how about just pick on a smaller nation no one likes , like what the US usually does

No, no...I couldn't do without the wine or the cheese.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Ever since I read about the Spanish Armada in seventh grade I've wanted to kick Spain's butt.

Actually, let's get Portugal. They once claimed to own half the world. Fuckers.

 

[Bluesboy2]

Well the obvious choice

Personally, I can see the good points in nuking France...but think about the fallout...it is the centre of Europe after all, you wouldnt have much of a Europe to conquer, unless you like glow in the dark champagne

Then again, invading the Uk might be bad, conssidering all the allies they have... pretty much everyone... good way of starting WW3, one nation against the world...probably not a good idea..

how about just pick on a smaller nation no one likes , like what the US usually does

is France, they are smaller than Texas. And we need a new county anyway. I say annex those bastards and make em bathe!

 

[badbabysitter]

Can you believe Andorra made the short list for the 2010 Olympic Winter Games... be an event just fitting the nations atheletes in the country

 

[LovetoGiveRoses]

How about Andorra? They are small and defenseless.


Malta would work also.

You don't want to destroy Andorra. First, they're tucked into narrow mountain valleys so getting in there is difficult. Secondly, they are the "Wal-Mart" of Europe. That would be like destroying apple pie and red roses.

 

[LovetoGiveRoses]

UK is one of our four allies (Canada, Aus, NZ are the others). We can't disturb them.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Can you believe Andorra made the short list for the 2010 Olympic Winter Games... be an event just fitting the nations atheletes in the country

All the more reason to invade them.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

You don't want to destroy Andorra. First, they're tucked into narrow mountain valleys so getting in there is difficult. Secondly, they are the "Wal-Mart" of Europe. That would be like destroying apple pie and red roses.

You assume I like those things. Okay, Malta then. Military practicality over personal dislike, I always say.

 

[BBD]

Couldn't we attack something in the Caribbean instead? It's nicer this time of year. Britsh Virgin Islands perhaps?

 

[takingchances42]

Let's be honest about it. When it comes to invading the UK -- we just want their women.

Where do I sign up?

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Couldn't we attack something in the Carribean instead? It's nicer this time of year. Britsh Virgin Islands perhaps?

If we do that, everybosy will want to attack Cuba. And not the BVI, old British colonies have rules against nudity on the beaches. Maybe a nice former French colony? We plan on nuking France anyway, so they will be in no position to complain.

 

[Bluesboy2]

What about social priorities?

You assume I like those things. Okay, Malta then. Military practicality over personal dislike, I always say.

We need a new county for Texas! Someone here could use a new ranch and France would be perfect once we got rid of the French

 

[BBD]

If we do that, everybosy will want to attack Cuba. And not the BVI, old British colonies have rules against nudity on the beaches. Maybe a nice former French colony? We plan on nuking France anyway, so they will be in no position to complain.

Would Martinique work for that?

Hmm...I just thought of something. If we get rid of the French, are we going to have problems with the French Canadians afterwards?

 

[OUTSIDER]

Ever since I read about the Spanish Armada in seventh grade I've wanted to kick Spain's butt.

Actually, let's get Portugal. They once claimed to own half the world. Fuckers.

Unfortunatley portugal is one the UK's oldest allies and we would be honour bound to fight you for a part of the spoils..........we want the golf coarse's

 

[Bluesboy2]

Hmmm

Would Martinique work for that?

Hmm...I just thought of something. If we get rid of the French, are we going to have problems with the French Canadians afterwards?

Not if we take them out first!

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Re: Hmmm

Not if we take them out first!

Today Quebec, tomorrow, Martinique!

 

[badbabysitter]

Being canadian, I'm rather fond of Montral..but i was wondering if you could take all the rest of the Quebecois and put them somewhere..far far far away...and if you invaded, you'd have to have them..and i dont wish that on anyone

 

[hornylady]

I am thinking that invading the UK would give us the European toehold we need to push through to the middle east and Iraq. The question after that is not "Do we nuke France". It is "How many times CAN we nuke France"

You mean you're not here already?

 

[Bluesboy2]

Sure

Being canadian, I'm rather fond of Montral..but i was wondering if you could take all the rest of the Quebecois and put them somewhere..far far far away...and if you invaded, you'd have to have them..and i dont wish that on anyone

We can move them to East Texas. Those rednecks there can handle anyone.

 

[Bluesboy2]

Re: Re: Should we (the USA) invade the UK?

You mean you're not here already?

Umm, not in the way I would like. I wanna be King/Pope.

 

[LovetoGiveRoses]

Let's be honest about it. When it comes to invading the UK -- we just want their women.

Where do I sign up?

That's another thing entirely. They have great women!

 

[LovetoGiveRoses]

You know the Dutch are pro-nudity. They are very sensible people. If we took over the Dutch islands, we could have all sorts of fun.