Sex - Why its a good thing! (Besides for the obvious!)

Aurora_s_Flame

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1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when woman makes love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which make hair shiny and skin smooth.

2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.

3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.

4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!

5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases the body endorphin into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.

6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!

7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.

8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.

9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.

10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.


Ain't sex great?¿! ;) :p :D

~ Rora :rose:
 
Aurora_s_Flame said:
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when woman makes love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which make hair shiny and skin smooth.

2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.

3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.

4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!

5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases the body endorphin into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.

6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!

7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.

8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.

9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.

10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.


Ain't sex great?¿! ;) :p :D

~ Rora :rose:

Wonderful....now why don't you hop over here so I can give you a nice slow massage, then see what it leads to?
 
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Nathon_88 said:


Wonderful....now why don't you hop over here so I can give you a nice slow massage, then see what it leads to?

*laughs warmly* I love that you had to reply to the thing for that one...so, where's my massage? :p

~ Rora :rose:
 
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Aurora_s_Flame said:


*laughs warmly* I love that you had to reply to the thing for that one...so, where's my massage? :p

~ Rora :rose:

*pours oil onto hands*
 
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Nathon_88 said:


*pours oil onto hands*

k so much for trying to ease off the horny factor hehehe :p

~ Rora :rose:
 
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Aurora_s_Flame said:


k so much for trying to ease off the horny factor hehehe :p

~ Rora :rose:

Damned if I do, Damned if I don't....

I choose the fun.
 
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Nathon_88 said:


Damned if I do, Damned if I don't....

I choose the fun.

:eek: Damned? That almost sounds like you don't like me horny! :eek:

~ Rora :rose:
 
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Aurora_s_Flame said:


:eek: Damned? That almost sounds like you don't like me horny! :eek:

~ Rora :rose:

Oh, no......the exact opposite.......

I LOVE you horny.

I feel damned when you say that I'mn trying to ease off the horny factor :p
 
6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!

Um miss....you forgot a important point....what about those of us who aren't having it......what good is it that others want you, when you are already with someone? Seems sorta, well frivolous to me but then that is just me.

Hey what other kind of massages are you giving out for free, mark me up for one....I fee deprived

;)
 
like I needed more reasons

Man, it's not like I needed more reason to go have sex. This just gives me even more excuses.

Too bad, it's hard to have sex when you aren't feeling well. Then it would be perfect.

:)

PowrDragn
 
ridddder said:


Um miss....you forgot a important point....what about those of us who aren't having it......what good is it that others want you, when you are already with someone? Seems sorta, well frivolous to me but then that is just me.

Hey what other kind of massages are you giving out for free, mark me up for one....I fee deprived

;)

Ya, I'm getting a lot of sex...all threesome stuff though...me, myself and I... :( Yet I am apparently not putting off enough pheromones to stimulated my surroundings yet...I'll have to keep trying!

~ Rora :rose:
 
Re: like I needed more reasons

PowrDragn said:
Man, it's not like I needed more reason to go have sex. This just gives me even more excuses.

Too bad, it's hard to have sex when you aren't feeling well. Then it would be perfect.

:)

PowrDragn

Hey! Shhhhhhhhh don't dis the reasons! :) Never turn down any reason to have sex...or at least don't turn down the sex! :p

~ Rora :rose:
 
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