Sex vs Food.....

[jamjunior]

O.K. A number of times a thread (dealing with sex of course) I have been participating in has turned to the subject of food. It MAY have even been my fault, these being two of my most favorite things in the world.

So let me ask, is there a particular food that you would forego sex for?

Or, is there a particuar sexual action, position, style, etc, that you would give up food for?

Be prepared, if your answer intrigues me, I may have to ask for directions....

 

[jamjunior]

Horseshoes

So, there are a couple of foods I would have to at least think about....

Here in Springfield, Illinois, we have a meal called a Horseshoe. This is a very traditional dish. Toast with a layer of meat (I prefer hamburger patties, but other people use ham, shrimp, italian beef, basically any cooked meats, and some non meats like portabella mushrooms). Then you cover it with a secret cheese sauce (which only means that there are about 20 different versions) and then covered with french fries.

Basically its a big open faced sandwich covered with cheese sauce and fries. It's a heart attack on a plate, but so Springfieldians, it is heaven.

Of course, it would be fun to mix it with sex as well.... I could see mopping up the cheese sauce off of some volunteer's tummy with the french fries.

JAM

 

[pipercatt]

Re: Horseshoes

So, there are a couple of foods I would have to at least think about....

Here in Springfield, Illinois, we have a meal called a Horseshoe. This is a very traditional dish.

Of course, it would be fun to mix it with sex as well.... I could see mopping up the cheese sauce off of some volunteer's tummy with the french fries.

JAM

Yes, but it begs the question, would you give up this heart attack on a plate for sex???

 

[jamjunior]

Re: Re: Horseshoes

Yes, but it begs the question, would you give up this heart attack on a plate for sex???

I might be able to be convinced.... But as you know, I am a betting man, and I wouldn't bet on it.

You must not have had a horseshoe before (at least one of the good ones). Otherwise you wouldn't have asked this question....

 

[IA951]

This is a good question.

Reminds me of one of my early threads "sex vs drugs"

I have to vote for food here.
Big suprise right?

That dish with the meat and toast and cheese someone mentioned sounded pretty fucking good.

I adore good food, ever so much more than sex, yes.

 

[Aphrodisiac]

I don't know ... I enjoy both.

Can't I have both ...


I mean my man has been dipped in honey before ... I love my honey! *Mmmmmmm*

 

[jamjunior]

Horseshoe....

This is a good question.

Reminds me of one of my early threads "sex vs drugs"

I have to vote for food here.
Big suprise right?

That dish with the meat and toast and cheese someone mentioned sounded pretty fucking good.

I adore good food, ever so much more than sex, yes.

Then if you ever come to Springfield, there are about 10 places to try. There are actually more, but it is like having sex with a blow-up doll. Just not the same.

Try a place called Top Cats on the South Side, or the Barrell Head on the west. The Barrell Head also has a really good beer garden.

 

[jamjunior]

I don't know ... I enjoy both.

Can't I have both ...


I mean my man has been dipped in honey before ... I love my honey! *Mmmmmmm*

Your whole man??!!??

Now THAT's a lot of honey. I hope he calls you Pooh Bear.

 

[Aphrodisiac]

Your whole man??!!??

Now THAT's a lot of honey. I hope he calls you Pooh Bear.

Nope .. not all of him ....

Just certain parts of him.... yummy !

 

[jamjunior]

Nope .. not all of him ....

Just certain parts of him.... yummy !

Whew. I was a little scared there.

Of course, if he is built like some of these men Ladies Only that would still be a lot.

Any other particular sauces do anything for you....?

 

[pipercatt]

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I might be able to be convinced.... But as you know, I am a betting man, and I wouldn't bet on it.

You must not have had a horseshoe before (at least one of the good ones). Otherwise you wouldn't have asked this question....

Nope! Can't say I have, JamJr! I've only driven through Springfield once, on my way to St. Louis for a wedding. i didn't even get to see the capitol building.

 

[jamjunior]

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Nope! Can't say I have, JamJr! I've only driven through Springfield once, on my way to St. Louis for a wedding. i didn't even get to see the capitol building.

Next time you'll have to try harder....

It is worth every bite.

The horseshoe is pretty good too......

 

[pipercatt]

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Next time you'll have to try harder....

It is worth every bite.

The horseshoe is pretty good too......

Don't they arrest people for attempting to take bites out of the Capitol building?

 

[jamjunior]

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Don't they arrest people for attempting to take bites out of the Capitol building?

I doubt it. They never seem to do anything when my dog poops on the lawn. Take a little basalmic vinegarette and a fork.....

That would work on me too.

JAM

 

[pipercatt]

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I doubt it. They never seem to do anything when my dog poops on the lawn. Take a little basalmic vinegarette and a fork.....

That would work on me too.

JAM

A fork? Dude, you like the ruff stuff?

 

[T.H. Oughts]

I'll just save time and have both at once... bring on the apricot jam and eat it off.... bring me a drink but leave the ice beside the glass

 

[jamjunior]

I'll just save time and have both at once... bring on the apricot jam and eat it off.... bring me a drink but leave the ice beside the glass

The apricot "me"? Wow, but we only just met....

 

[pipercatt]

The apricot "me"? Wow, but we only just met....

hey, it's quite a compliment...TH is one hot lady!

 

[jamjunior]

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A fork? Dude, you like the ruff stuff?

Let's just say that I don't know if I don't like it. I can't knock it until I try it. Something to be said about an inverted chevron of eight scratches on the back. If you are really good, you can even make sixteen.....

JAM

 

[WhiteRose]

Melted chocolate ice cream...licked off very slowly

 

[WhiteRose]

...oh, and orange or banana popsicles...

 

[jamjunior]

...oh, and orange or banana popsicles...

I hate to ask the obvious questions....

But at least tell me, is the flavor really important, or is it just the popsicle?

JAM

 

[WhiteRose]

Flavors are nice I like ice...

 

[T.H. Oughts]

The apricot "me"? Wow, but we only just met....

Oh shit, I just saw how you sign your posts, lol.... after what pipercatt just said, do ya think you could handle the heat?????

 

[jamjunior]

Oh shit, I just saw how you sign your posts, lol.... after what pipercatt just said, do ya think you could handle the heat?????

Love and war aren't that much different. Win, or die trying!



JAM