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I'm with Noira on toys that look like they're chopped off someone's body (especially those big, pale, fake hands...). Not very arousing.

But I don't really mind the penis shaped dildos as much as I mind the exact opposite. It might just be me, but vibrators shaped like a happy mole, ready to dig his nose between my legs... that freaks me out.

I just cannot handle toys that look like they could be found in a babie's crib between the toy dinosaurs and talking dolls.

Toys shaped like happy, cartoonish animals in cutiepie colors offend me in a way. Maybe because I'm annoyed that it would suggest women like childish, silly things? Hell, nothing wrong with liking silly things, of course, but you get the point.
 
@OP

I'm with Noira on toys that look like they're chopped off someone's body (especially those big, pale, fake hands...). Not very arousing.

But I don't really mind the penis shaped dildos as much as I mind the exact opposite. It might just be me, but vibrators shaped like a happy mole, ready to dig his nose between my legs... that freaks me out.

I just cannot handle toys that look like they could be found in a babie's crib between the toy dinosaurs and talking dolls.

Toys shaped like happy, cartoonish animals in cutiepie colors offend me in a way. Maybe because I'm annoyed that it would suggest women like childish, silly things? Hell, nothing wrong with liking silly things, of course, but you get the point.

Way too funny... jilling with my Garfield vibrator.. no maybe Snoopy this morning ;)
 
Noira got her toy... She says she likes it! :)

I'm sorry it took so long for me to chip in on this thread, but I've been far too busy involved with other more interesting parts of my body to write a review!

:D

:eek:

Well, okay, there were a few other things beyond spectacular orgasms keeping me off of the internet.

But I'm here now!

I got my toy... oops, I guess it was a few months ago now? February or something? Here's the official review! It is mildly graphic, because well, sexual experiences, but yeah.

I'm glad I knew when it was coming in the mail, because I have a very pervy family who would have questioned me about the triangular shaped package. (Like a toblerone!) Someone without a pervy mind wouldn't have thought anything about it but I'm very sure my pervy sister would have known right away what it was! The post office ladies just tossed it in the box. This was the first time I'd ever gotten a dildo in the mail so understandably I spent quite a bit of time freaking out about whether it would scream THIS HAS A DILDO IN IT.

Anyone non-pervy would've probably just figured someone mailed me a chocolate bar, unless they examined the packaging closer.

So I snuck it home with the rest of the mail, and went and opened up the package. It came with a nice velvet bag and upon further inspection, a handmade one of a kind dildo! Which was of course the major selling point here.

I then promptly basically came on the spot because it was so pretty.

This is probably the only time I've wanted to parade around going HEY LOOK AT THIS GUYS IT'S SO PRETTY with a sex toy... seriously, I wanted to just display it on my desk or something. I do not have enough words for how pretty of a toy Stella made. The pictures don't come remotely close to doing it justice. It is gorgeeeeeeeeeeous. If you've ever wanted something that does not look like a traditional sex toy, this will work very nicely! It doesn't look penis-like, or rubbery and pink, or floppy, or plastic at all!

The size was just about right. What I used before was smaller, so the initial test drive was actually a bit painful: wood has no give at all, and if you like texture, you will actually feel the texture. I just had to adapt a bit. When it comes to cleanup, wood is interesting in that I discovered it seems to basically just absorb all of my own natural lubricant. I didn't need any extra lubricant, and once I was done, I swear, it just disappears. Half the time, by the time I've gone to wipe it up, it's VANISHED. I'm not a germ-phobe, thank goodness, but anyone who scrubs their toys with a toothbrush might find this a bit disconcerting. I, however, have had no abnormal yeast infections so it doesn't seem to be harboring bacteria... I give it a little wipe with warm water occasionally and that seems to be all it needs for cleanup.

Because of the hardness of the wood or something, for some reason it just about PERFECTLY hits my G-spot if I push it back towards my feet. Not quite, because I don't have the stamina to keep up the thrusting, but for some reason the eggy shape does a better job than curvy things. Maybe I like the thrusting better than pressure, but it beats out any 'just straight' toy... it's, uhm, definitely mess-inducing, though. I mean, it's different than the g-spot stimulation that comes from a curved thing.

Anyway, it's now my go-to dildo. Never mind that I only own two... I like it better than my other one. Would I get another one? Hell yes. I have a small list of 'toys I want to get still' and 'get another handcrafted wood dildo' is on that list. I've gotta do my taxes still and I don't know, I'm thinking some of that refund I'm getting might be going to my collection...

So, would I buy from Stella again? Yep! Would I buy wood again? Yep!

Frankly, this has spoiled me to any 'normal' dildo that can ever be made. I have absolutely no interest in getting any typical rubbery plastic, or even typical silicone dildo at all now that I know I can get a true work of art for my vagina instead. Glass... metal... yeah, I'm interested in those. But unless someone makes some brass silicone (well, the copper Tantus ones are pretty nice!) I think I'd rather have wood. In fact, I look at trees a little more lustfully now.

I HAVE NO REGRETS. Buy your own.
 
I'm sorry it took so long for me to chip in on this thread, but I've been far too busy involved with other more interesting parts of my body to write a review!

:D

:eek:

Well, okay, there were a few other things beyond spectacular orgasms keeping me off of the internet.

But I'm here now!

I got my toy... oops, I guess it was a few months ago now? February or something? Here's the official review! It is mildly graphic, because well, sexual experiences, but yeah.

I'm glad I knew when it was coming in the mail, because I have a very pervy family who would have questioned me about the triangular shaped package. (Like a toblerone!) Someone without a pervy mind wouldn't have thought anything about it but I'm very sure my pervy sister would have known right away what it was! The post office ladies just tossed it in the box. This was the first time I'd ever gotten a dildo in the mail so understandably I spent quite a bit of time freaking out about whether it would scream THIS HAS A DILDO IN IT.

Anyone non-pervy would've probably just figured someone mailed me a chocolate bar, unless they examined the packaging closer.

So I snuck it home with the rest of the mail, and went and opened up the package. It came with a nice velvet bag and upon further inspection, a handmade one of a kind dildo! Which was of course the major selling point here.

I then promptly basically came on the spot because it was so pretty.

This is probably the only time I've wanted to parade around going HEY LOOK AT THIS GUYS IT'S SO PRETTY with a sex toy... seriously, I wanted to just display it on my desk or something. I do not have enough words for how pretty of a toy Stella made. The pictures don't come remotely close to doing it justice. It is gorgeeeeeeeeeeous. If you've ever wanted something that does not look like a traditional sex toy, this will work very nicely! It doesn't look penis-like, or rubbery and pink, or floppy, or plastic at all!

The size was just about right. What I used before was smaller, so the initial test drive was actually a bit painful: wood has no give at all, and if you like texture, you will actually feel the texture. I just had to adapt a bit. When it comes to cleanup, wood is interesting in that I discovered it seems to basically just absorb all of my own natural lubricant. I didn't need any extra lubricant, and once I was done, I swear, it just disappears. Half the time, by the time I've gone to wipe it up, it's VANISHED. I'm not a germ-phobe, thank goodness, but anyone who scrubs their toys with a toothbrush might find this a bit disconcerting. I, however, have had no abnormal yeast infections so it doesn't seem to be harboring bacteria... I give it a little wipe with warm water occasionally and that seems to be all it needs for cleanup.

Because of the hardness of the wood or something, for some reason it just about PERFECTLY hits my G-spot if I push it back towards my feet. Not quite, because I don't have the stamina to keep up the thrusting, but for some reason the eggy shape does a better job than curvy things. Maybe I like the thrusting better than pressure, but it beats out any 'just straight' toy... it's, uhm, definitely mess-inducing, though. I mean, it's different than the g-spot stimulation that comes from a curved thing.

Anyway, it's now my go-to dildo. Never mind that I only own two... I like it better than my other one. Would I get another one? Hell yes. I have a small list of 'toys I want to get still' and 'get another handcrafted wood dildo' is on that list. I've gotta do my taxes still and I don't know, I'm thinking some of that refund I'm getting might be going to my collection...

So, would I buy from Stella again? Yep! Would I buy wood again? Yep!

Frankly, this has spoiled me to any 'normal' dildo that can ever be made. I have absolutely no interest in getting any typical rubbery plastic, or even typical silicone dildo at all now that I know I can get a true work of art for my vagina instead. Glass... metal... yeah, I'm interested in those. But unless someone makes some brass silicone (well, the copper Tantus ones are pretty nice!) I think I'd rather have wood. In fact, I look at trees a little more lustfully now.

I HAVE NO REGRETS. Buy your own.

So nice, thank you for sharing. Where can we see a picture??? of the toy :)
 
Woooow, Noira, thank you! I am blushing like a bunny here, so lovely to hear so much!

And thank you for the technical details. That's interesting about the vanishing lubricant-- it doesn't absorb, you know. It can't. I think that the lubricant is literally slipping off the surface as you pull it out or something!

So for your next one, shall we do something with less texture? :cattail:
 
Woooow, Noira, thank you! I am blushing like a bunny here, so lovely to hear so much!

And thank you for the technical details. That's interesting about the vanishing lubricant-- it doesn't absorb, you know. It can't. I think that the lubricant is literally slipping off the surface as you pull it out or something!

So for your next one, shall we do something with less texture? :cattail:
I know, it's so weird! I've never had anything plastic make lube vanish, and my other toy is silicone and it comes out plenty sticky once I'm done! It's only the wood one that makes it disappear, but by the time I've sat up, it's usually almost dry. I've checked... I'm not accidentally wiping it off on my sheets or anything, because if that was the case, it would happen with anything else I use!

Maybe the varnish is so slick that it slips off? Or maybe it just evaporates quickly? Or maybe the texture makes it pop off? I initially just figured that because wood is porous, but then it would have a lot of drag in, um, actual use... and it doesn't... I've never had to introduce any extra lube (though I produce quite a bit on my own). I don't know but I thought it was worth mentioning. I mean, I can't even take it to the washroom to wipe off, like everything else I've ever used for that specific purpose... by the time I'm there, it's dry.

Hopefully this isn't too much information. :eek:

I've been thinking about the next one. Smooth might be a good change of pace, but I do like the texture, though. I don't think I quite want to shun texture yet. Just maybe different texture! I know there are a couple of things I really liked... I liked the very rounded end (less pointy than some others, apparently my cervix does not like pointy) and I liked the bigger egg on the end. I'm trying to dream up something that would take the things I liked, and then make something that would feel different. I'm tempted to try something in the 'ball on the end' valley, because of the g-spotability from the straight-with-an-egg being so far better than 'with something curved'. I think having something larger on the end to manipulate would give pretty decent access. We'll see. Maybe we should brainstorm a bit on what next. :devil:
 
Etoile's suggestion of Blowfish is a good place to start. The non-realistic and symbolic toy listings both have all sorts of nifty toys that look nothing like a cock. I ordered a particularly blasphemous model from them a couple of years ago.
 
I don't mind realistic looking toys. I'd say my Rabbit (apart from the rabbit ears) is quite realistic. Well, that and the colour, never seen a purple real one lol.

xx
 
Every time I see this thread bumped, it reminds me that I want to commission some new wood from Stella. >.>

:D

I have a more extended collection by now and very little pleases me more than my g-spot bruising wood toy. You'd think the lack of curve would fail but apparently as long as things are hard and textury... yeah, that's not realistic at all!

I have a closer-to-realistic-toy and all it does for me is induce dysphoria I didn't know I had.
 
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