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[Stella_Omega]

Jesus christ, why are sex toys shaped like a penis? Because a penis was responsible for the first female orgasm.

My fingers were responsible for my first, second, third, hundredth orgasms. A vibe was responsible for umpteen thousand of them, along with tongues, crossing my legs and squeezing tight (Handy in waiting rooms!) men's cocks-- IF they could stay hard long enough-- women's strapons, and women's hands. And my own designed toys.

What am I missing?

Oh, the vibrations from sitting in a bigass engine car, bike, or even the bus.

 

[skate and fuck]

I was refering to the first female human orgasm. Like Mrs. Cro mag or something. But monkeys jerk off, maybe she gave it to herself too, but I think the fact that Mr. Cro mag was responsible for a few of hers is the reason we are researching living on mars, and living permanantly underwater.

dress it up any way you like, those are still cocks you make. Read the full post before you leap to conclusion.

 

[Stella_Omega]

I read the whole post, but there wasn't much worth responding to.

Have you ever heard the term; mansplain? Because you're doing a fine job of demonstrating it right now.

 

[skate and fuck]

To explain in a patronizing manner, assuming total ignorance on the part of those listening. The mansplainer is often shocked and hurt when their mansplanation is not taken as absolute fact, criticized or even rejected altogether.

Named for a behavior commonly exhibited by male newbies on internet forums frequented primarily by women. Often leads to a flounce. Either sex can be guilty of mansplaining.
-from urban dictionary, I dont live on the interweb.

To further your hatred for me, I think you are jealous of my penis. It makes lesbians cum, like many of your toys, and it can serve multiple functions, like some of your toys, and is a transformer, like even fewer toys out there. The clincher is it can make babies, a fact which you dont hate and are not jealous of. The fact you do hate though is that it can make girl babies, and the odds are in those girls favor, that while they may play around with girls in their late teens or early 20s, those girls will most likely have babies of their own. Making me a granpa, and you just a creepy lady who knits sweaters for her cats, and makes dildos that are not supposed to look like the penis' or maybe its peni that they imitate.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Is that supposed to be evopsych? Hehehe

Dude I think you're adorable! Tell me-- how big is your dick? I'll tell you if I'm jealous of it or not.

(Because I've NEVER suffered from penis envy, right ladies? )

 

[skate and fuck]

There is no reason to be jealous of one dick, regardless of the size. As a lesbian you arm yourself with a plethora of penis like impliments, although you're careful about the name you refer to them by in what company. You have small ones, right up to that 'painfully full' one that every wellversed lesbo carries. Double ended ones, and ones that can be programmed with your Ipod. My penis does none of such things.

I am a man, I carry two dicks. One limp, and is used for peeing, but is sometimes is bestowed kisses or fondles merely as a gesture of appreciation, without the desire to stimulate it to hardness. Dildos cant be treated in the same way, or if they are they will ignore it, as they are not connected to any type of soul or emotional bank. They are like guarddogs or army guys, always at the ready for battle, and good for nothing else.

And then theres the other feild that my dick knows well, the hardness of a battle of love or lust. It is used to bring about orgasm in women, and can be used alongside the mind, fingers, and tounge. The monentary worth of the pervious 4 things is dependant on who you talk to, but they are not traded like goods like the 'dildos that dont look like dicks' we speak of.

Your dildos objectify me, while stating plainly that that is not their purpose.
I resent that. My ego is deflated, and my finer feelings are hurt. But be that as it may, my penis will still coax alot of orgasms into exsistance by many women, as will your toys.

Like your toys, I have never cummed inside a womans pussy, I'm saving that one. Your toys will wait forever.
But unlike your toys, my reward for biringing about an orgasm to a woman, is usually followeed by its own orgasm (although, and I blame ta faulty timingbelt for this ione, sometimes my orgasm occurs first) along with orgasm there is the emotional reward, as well as physical and intrinsic. That makes my cock better than any toy constructed by a man or woman.

All penises (or peni) were not created equal, but each onehas the capibility to service one vagina better than all others combined in the heart and mind of that one vagina, all others previous and subsequent. That search for the vagina that will forever be the recipient of vday gifts is a whole lot of fun too, and dildos dont get that search, or get any of its rewards. But they also do not have any of the associated heartache. That being said, I'm glad, and I feel lucky to have a penis.

But here I go again, worrying about something that has I have no ability to effect, control, or change. That is more of a vaginal charachteristic, but I'm glad there is a grey area, something a dildo doesnt need to worry about.

 

[Stella_Omega]

My favorite insertible is a fist. And that should probably upset you as well, because

1) My fist is bigger and more vibratory than any penis. I can knuckle a woman's Gspot until she speaks in the voice of God, and

2) most men's fists are too big for most women's vags. A penis can't shake her insides into creamed lightning in the same way.

Pass the joint, wouldja. Whatever you're smoking it's the def shit.

 

[Noira]

oh my gosh that's just lovely Stella! i want one!

You'll have to fight me for it!



Absolutely beautiful. Thanks, Stella!


skate, I'm sorry disembodied cocks offend you. Or vaguely phallic shaped objects intended to serve as pleasure objects. But hey, no matter what we do, people are gonna masturbate! Frankly, I just find the notion of using something that looks like PART OF A HUMAN BEING HAS BEEN CUT OFF OH GOD THEY'RE PROBABLY BLEEDING TO DEATH RIGHT NOW to be very creepy. Like... horror movie creepy. It has nothing to do with my sexual orientation (because I am by no means morally opposed to men; I like men just fine too!)... it's just freaky. FREAKY.

But I don't blame ya! I'm offended by disembodied vaginas too. They're mega creepy. My vagina does not look like a flashlight and it can provide pleasure to a man in a way that no rubber filled flashlight can, plus that emotional connection. Plus it comes with built in lube. But hey, not every guy can get laid by me and I won't fault someone for using one if they really wanna get off and their fist just isn't doing it. It doesn't impinge my reputation if someone's whacking off with something other than a vagina. Or a nice round arse.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Forgive me if I don't feel real bad about men who object to the symbolism of dildos.

I've lived fifty years envying men their pricks, but I don't recall one minute where I envied them their brains.

 

[hydrofish]

you haven't met me

 

[blueberree]

My favorite insertible is a fist. And that should probably upset you as well, because

1) My fist is bigger and more vibratory than any penis. I can knuckle a woman's Gspot until she speaks in the voice of God, and

2) most men's fists are too big for most women's vags. A penis can't shake her insides into creamed lightning in the same way.

Pass the joint, wouldja. Whatever you're smoking it's the def shit.

See and this is so much more interesting then mansplain's little plop into the thread.

 

[Noira]

Forgive me if I don't feel real bad about men who object to the symbolism of dildos.

Oh, I can't say I feel really bad. I'm just sorry that my masturbatory preferences are offensive, because I certainly don't care what he uses to get off. I haven't lived that long but I object to the objectification of women... which is got to be worse than a few cock shaped (or not cock shaped) objects here and there that symbolize, well, the right to individually indulge in what brings me or you sexual pleasure rather than adhering to a one-size fits all philosophy.

And in the end... I just really honestly truly think things that look like someone chopped it off of another person's body look REALLY CREEPY. It doesn't matter what gender it is! Those pussy shaped mold things are REALLY FREAKY.

 

[Etoile]

I read the whole post, but there wasn't much worth responding to.

Yeah, I was pretty astonished by it, but there's not really anything you can say to somebody like that.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Yeah, I was pretty astonished by it, but there's not really anything you can say to somebody like that.

You say; "Pass the dutchie from the left hand side..."

 

[sows_ear]

There is no reason to be jealous of one dick, regardless of the size. As a lesbian you arm yourself with a plethora of penis like impliments, although you're careful about the name you refer to them by in what company. You have small ones, right up to that 'painfully full' one that every wellversed lesbo carries. Double ended ones, and ones that can be programmed with your Ipod. My penis does none of such thing...........

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I'm so glad I'm a lesbian and don't ever have to deal with men like you.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Oh, I can't say I feel really bad. I'm just sorry that my masturbatory preferences are offensive...

On the contrary, your masturbatory preferences are extremely delightful...

 

[skate and fuck]

well I can see I'm hated by you folks. But in real 3D life, NOT interweb communication (the most flawed medium to judge a person based upon), lesbians (and all forms ofGBLT folks) seem to dig my personality, as I am open and honest and most importantly NON-judgemental. What this started with, was call a spade a spade here, the penis was made for to bring orgasms to women, and art imitates life, so dress it up all you want, with sequins and ribbons, a dildo is a cock that is at the ready 100% of the time, without anything else 'male' about it. It lacks feelings, personality, and opinion. A dildo is a cock, and men can be comfortable with that fact, and not jump all over it like you guys do with all forms of nitpicky femanizi bullshit.

A lesbian woman has reinvented her sexuality, because of me; well maybe not BECAUSE of be, but I was the catylsit: she went from being with one woman for 4yrs, then being with me, for almost a year, then disliking the label of lesbian or bisexual and now proclaims that she 'just likes people', which IT it seems is a pretty monumental breakthrough, and I like to point out, I WAS ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE.

Now are you offended that I called this a trivial issue, or are you simply standing behind Stella blindly. In the last posting you ripped apart it started with saying 'You guys will ridicule any one cock, regardless of its size, because the gizmos you arm yourselves with are much more adaptable, and sensitive, and more programmable, and easily controled'. Stella proceeded to say, 'Well I'm sure it doesnt fill a woman as good as a fist..' appearing to completly ignore my post.

Granted, it's no fist, not of woman even, but it HAS made multiple women squirt, one of them was her first expierence. I dont know how to make you guys see or understand that I am not a horribleand person, I also realize that its just giving you guys more ammo to be used against me. I resign myself to this nonsense; but not without adding more fuel to the fire: there are a few pics of me on ampics, that you guys can rip apart. Feel free to say things like your penis looks like a penis. It cannot stay hard as long as a dildo, and is smaller than many dildos. Or anything to the effect of 'It looks like a real dick, only smaller.'

I am confident in my penis, and can say that it serves me well; one thing a dildo (of any size, equiped with any amount of technology) cannot do, is leave its user the feeling of pride and satisfaction that a penis can for a job well done.

 

[Stella_Omega]

This thread is not about you and your dick.

This thread is not about how you made a lesbian come.

You can start your own thread about those things, if you like. You might get some responses.

 

[skate and fuck]

Once again, that was NOT my point. It was simply an argument, fueled by my main point.

Maybe I missed something here, from the quick read of this thread I took it to be lesbians are 'offended' somehow that dildos look like dicks.

Guess what ladies? you may not like men. You may have so much dislike for men that NO male, regardless of penis size or stamina could make you cum.

I say if he got one of those clone-kits, a woman could make you cum with an exact replica of his hardon. Men DO NOT get offended by that fact, so why do you?

Open your fuckin minds ladies, and worry about issues that matter.

A dildo is a dick. A dick is a dildo. Regardless of how you dress them up. That is the ENTIRE point of my argument, but maybe I missed your point.

 

[Stella_Omega]

My point-- and every other lesbian who has even bothered to answer you-- is that you are very rude.

Women don't need your mansplanations. Lesbians can make their own decisions about what they want a dildo to look like. It has NOTHING to do with you.

Nobody here gives a drippy little fuck about your judgments, your prowess, your opinions of what is important. The quality and length of your rants is mildly interesting to me-- I might use you as a character in a story at some point, so I'm taking notes.

 

[Noira]

I am confident in my penis, and can say that it serves me well

Why do men think everything has to do with their penis?! This thread never had anything to do with your penis or how well it serves you or how confident you are about it. Sex toys do not alter how well your penis functions.

I consider sexuality a gray area. Your lesbian "turned into a people lover" is an example of my belief in sexuality as a gray area. A BIG gray area... not as black and white as people think it is. Not everyone is your female lover. Not every penis is a one-size-fits-all deal. About four years ago I was a severe homophobe. I consider myself an example of sexuality in a gray area... one of those "likes people" people, because I don't discriminate based on gender identity. I certainly don't hate men. Some lesbians might, and some gays hate women too, but that's individual preference and not an all around deal. Pansexuality is great!

And I don't hate you. I just don't get why your penis is so threatened by what I masturbate with and the shape I want it to be. Because that's the thing... this is me and my personal preferences. You probably have your own preferences regarding your sexuality as well. I think you'd be more concerned if we thought your specific penis was the ultimate tool to female orgasms... we'd all be after you with knives and anesthetic and Clone A Willy kits. I'm not offended by who or what you use to get yourself off, and my pussy isn't at all concerned if a gay guy wanks off with an arse shaped silicone blob.

If this matter is so important to you, why don't you make your own thread? Or better yet, petition for the word 'dildo' to be changed to 'skate's penis', since all I'm getting from you is that "all dildos should be my penis because my penis is better". Is that what you're saying? Am I getting this right?

 

[blueberree]

Seems like he prowled the forum

So our little friend prowled the forum to find a home for his narcissistic sneering. Why even come into GLBT chatter if not to troll?

-once he got a woman off with his penis and he thinks orgasms as a rule, originate from the vagina.

-His penis is particularly special and he's amazed we don't understand that, or that he's a really cool guy. Isn't it apparent by all of his posts, after all?

-women who use sex toys really just want a penis, and more importantly, his penis.

 

[kaboom3d]

Once again, that was NOT my point. It was simply an argument, fueled by my main point.

Maybe I missed something here, from the quick read of this thread I took it to be lesbians are 'offended' somehow that dildos look like dicks.

Guess what ladies? you may not like men. You may have so much dislike for men that NO male, regardless of penis size or stamina could make you cum.

I say if he got one of those clone-kits, a woman could make you cum with an exact replica of his hardon. Men DO NOT get offended by that fact, so why do you?

Open your fuckin minds ladies, and worry about issues that matter.

A dildo is a dick. A dick is a dildo. Regardless of how you dress them up. That is the ENTIRE point of my argument, but maybe I missed your point.

IT IS NOT THE PENIS !!!! It is what it is attached to.
You make the case for lesbians. The best thing to do now is just ignore you and hope you go away.

 

[sows_ear]

IT IS NOT THE PENIS !!!! It is what it is attached to.
You make the case for lesbians. The best thing to do now is just ignore you and hope you go away.

Well put Kaboom. I just find women physically attractive. Men are a little too close to Chimpanzees to find then sexually attractive. Then there is the fact that a man's brain is in his penis. Also when you prove them wrong which is inevitable, they get violent.

Stake and fuck is probably beating some woman as I write this.

 

[Stella_Omega]

If I may pat my own back

Noira got her toy... She says she likes it!