Bry1313
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Sex & Shenanigans
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MindYaBitness
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Yes, yes it is. I'm a churchy lady, and I can tell you first hand the people obsessed with Heaven are the worst kind of bores. I've said more than once that if God sees fit to send me elsewhere, i think (s)he's kind enough to send me to my party people!I apologize... Heaven I'm sure is soooo boring compared to your deliciously pleasure filled hell.
MindYaBitness
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It's all water weight!
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I'm a previous church lady and I've always told my mom I'm going to hell where the party is... Church people are boring and judgemental. Not you, obviously. Just the umm... Other boring ones.
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I'm lucky, my congregation is pretty cool. I thinknits because its a bunch of younger folks who survived judgey bullshit, and are determined not to be that way. However, we have a few old bats and Sister Christians, and as a Sunday School teacher, I absolutely live to make them uncomfortable. It brings me no end of joy! I work a borderline offensive meme I to almost every lessonI'm a previous church lady and I've always told my mom I'm going to hell where the party is... Church people are boring and judgemental. Not you, obviously. Just the umm... Other boring ones.
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I find no peace, just joy in the discomfort of old ladies. Reason #598 I'm on a highway and not stairway!
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MindYaBitness
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Now, Bry, tell me, will the Massage Therapisrs all look like Jadon Momoa for me & Mila Kunus for @Taegul a d can they be naked or does hell have a dress code?
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Omg same. I can't do it anymore.
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Jadon is hot! Wait, what?
MindYaBitness
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Are you confused as to why he'd go Fri-Sun? That seems like self flagulation
MindYaBitness
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In my mind, he let's me call him whatever TF I want
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Bry1313
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Again, your typing is just like @OrdinaryPerson
MindYaBitness
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That sentence makes perfect sense!
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I was going to say it’s a good thing you speak OP fluently
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I'd still do him
Bry1313
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Because I typed it and not you or OP.
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He wields a trident. That's like a 3-pointed lance. #RESPECT
MindYaBitness
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I'm only interested in the javelin in his wet suit
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Hold on a sec, lemme run that through Google Translate...
MindYaBitness
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Just fixed it...I type fast when I'm, um, excited
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Who sucked the life out of Jason Mamoa?!
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@Tigobitties98Who sucked the life out of Jason Mamoa?!
