Sex & Shenanigans

[MindYaBitness]

Pen15 ?

I don't think Mont Blanc makes one of those

 

[UnquietDreams]

I thought it was a cock pocket?

Could be, I'm trying to block it out of my head. Thus the question.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Umm... You can visit me? I don't want to leave. Lol

Right? It sounds like it would be as effective as dragging a kid out of Disneyland early

 

[Amanda330]

The more I stab, the more I need polishing. It's a vicious circle.

And the more vigorously you need it polished... Haha

 

[Amanda330]

Right? It sounds like it would be as effective as dragging a kid out of Disneyland early

Accurate... Grown up playtime forever

 

[MindYaBitness]

Maybe to your 2 BR, if you could keep that rabble from loitering in the lobby while waiting their turn, the other residents would appreciate it.

Rabble, you say? Haw dare you! I only consort with highest quality pervs on Lit. Good day, sir. I SAID GOOD DAY!

 

[jason28053]

Umm... You can visit me? I don't want to leave. Lol

Deal, it’s like the hotel California lol

 

[Taegul]

Have you ever thought of, IDK, wrapping your Lance to prevent dullness & rust?

Only if I have some down time.

In other words, NO.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

All I have thought about whilst reading the posts re: cock pocket is Jim Gaffigan adding it to this bit...

 

[Bry1313]

Accurate... Grown up playtime forever

If it’s eternity, we want to make it enjoyable.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Only if I have some down time.

In other words, NO.

How are you not red raw??

 

[MindYaBitness]

Only if I have some down time.

In other words, NO.

So, you Lance really fast?

 

[Amanda330]

If it’s eternity, we want to make it enjoyable.

Eternal pleasure... Almost sounds like heaven?

 

[Taegul]

How are you not red raw??

Who says I'm not?

 

[jason28053]

So, you Lance really fast?

You misspelled Ranch

 

[Bry1313]

Rabble, you say? Haw dare you! I only consort with highest quality pervs on Lit. Good day, sir. I SAID GOOD DAY!

I said what I said

 

[MindYaBitness]

All I have thought about whilst reading the posts re: cock pocket is Jim Gaffigan adding it to this bit...

I've seen him live 5 times

 

[Amanda330]

All I have thought about whilst reading the posts re: cock pocket is Jim Gaffigan adding it to this bit...

That's also what I think about tbh

 

[jason28053]

Eternal pleasure... Almost sounds like heaven?

Emoji malfunction Amanda

 

[MindYaBitness]

I said what I said

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExZjFqNXRqczhtMG5vaG55bmk2M2x4YWxjbnViNzQ3YzkxNTMxcWJ3YSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/2H0wrhSpq4F2HHscLi/giphy-downsized-large.gif

 

[aussiegeekygal]

So, you Lance really fast?

I remember that kind of sex

 

[Bry1313]

Eternal pleasure... Almost sounds like heaven?

Like heaven sounds 10% as fun as this. It’s way too wholesome. Have you encountered the people who are convinced they are going there? Just stop.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Eternal pleasure... Almost sounds like heaven?

Nah, in heaven they're being all pious. It's happy, I'm sure, but boring AF

 

[Amanda330]

Like heaven sounds 10% as fun as this. It’s way too wholesome. Have you encountered the people who are convinced they are going there? Just stop.

Nah, in heaven they're being all pious. It's happy, I'm sure, but boring AF

I apologize... Heaven I'm sure is soooo boring compared to your deliciously pleasure filled hell.

 

[Taegul]

So, you Lance really fast?

Depends on the poke purse I'm targeting. Sometimes precision is a priority, sometimes volume is required, and sometimes I attach the pole to a jackhammer and really punish that rocket socket.