Sex & Shenanigans

Oh, a curry would be good. Smoking and just doing the classic salt, pepper and garlic rub could work too.

I'd lose my chink-card if I didn't! The hotter the better. I've bought some sauce from that Hot Ones youtube show that's like 2.5 million scoville!

So eat that, before we eat you! 😫NOM

Are you both trying to flirt with me? 🤔

I make a mean curry from medium to extra extra 🥵
 
So now that I’m finally caught up, I’ve realized two things:
1) @MrsPassion @PlanetaryNebula , we forgot to check PornHub on Monday! They always do the CornHub thing on April Fool’s Day, but I was so busy catching up with 35 fucking pages of Chaos and Cheese that I forgot entirely! 😅

2) I know now what I want for my birthday in August! Since I will be 41 and Nebs already did 41 dick pics…what am I best known for, sexually? Being ridiculously multiorgasmic! So…I want 41 orgasms! Not MY orgasms, but everyone else’s! I want 41 cumshot pics, vids and/or Vocaroos of everyone cumming 😻💦
Oh Kitty. Did you have too many bowls of Frosted Flakes this morning or? 🤣 I’m jk babe, you know I love you. And your gift request is a tall order… but I respect it. And I’ll honor it 😈
 
I've always wanted to organize my bologna. So much bologna to store... Thank God they solved my problem.
I love how the woman in the min commercial can't figure out how to get her bologna to fit in the container. "Oh no, it keeps hanging over the edges! If only I had a six-foot-long machine to help me with this tragedy!"
 
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