Sex & Shenanigans

So I know some of us have utensils we love …. Though I’ve never particularly experienced that phenomenon… I do have a utensil I HATE!

I don’t know how this monstrosity ended up in my silverware’s general population but I avoid using it at all costs.

Objectively it should be a good spoon… it has a little indenty thing for better traction.

Alas… it is the most hated utensil.

🥄
 
Sorry… I love my emojis, but rarely post pics because I am not at all a fan of how I look. 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

Brenda…wasn’t this just a conversation on here yesterday about confidence. We all know you’ve got great legs, flaunt em!

Thanks 🥰🥰🥰🥰

I always feel like everyone wants boob shots, and mine aren’t too impressive. 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️
Meh. I mostly just post my boobs because I’m self-conscious about how fat the rest of me is. If I had your legs, I’d post them all the time! We all have stuff we’re self-conscious about 🤷🏻‍♀️
 
So I know some of us have utensils we love …. Though I’ve never particularly experienced that phenomenon… I do have a utensil I HATE!

I don’t know how this monstrosity ended up in my silverware’s general population but I avoid using it at all costs.

Objectively it should be a good spoon… it has a little indenty thing for better traction.

Alas… it is the most hated utensil.

🥄
Guessing that wasn’t the spoon that was on your nose for months?
 
So I know some of us have utensils we love …. Though I’ve never particularly experienced that phenomenon… I do have a utensil I HATE!

I don’t know how this monstrosity ended up in my silverware’s general population but I avoid using it at all costs.

Objectively it should be a good spoon… it has a little indenty thing for better traction.

Alas… it is the most hated utensil.

🥄
I'm more interested in the little spoon-holder you have going on there? Is that just to keep the table clean? Never seen one!
 
So I know some of us have utensils we love …. Though I’ve never particularly experienced that phenomenon… I do have a utensil I HATE!

I don’t know how this monstrosity ended up in my silverware’s general population but I avoid using it at all costs.

Objectively it should be a good spoon… it has a little indenty thing for better traction.

Alas… it is the most hated utensil.

🥄
 
So now that I’m finally caught up, I’ve realized two things:
1) @MrsPassion @PlanetaryNebula , we forgot to check PornHub on Monday! They always do the CornHub thing on April Fool’s Day, but I was so busy catching up with 35 fucking pages of Chaos and Cheese that I forgot entirely! 😅

2) I know now what I want for my birthday in August! Since I will be 41 and Nebs already did 41 dick pics…what am I best known for, sexually? Being ridiculously multiorgasmic! So…I want 41 orgasms! Not MY orgasms, but everyone else’s! I want 41 cumshot pics, vids and/or Vocaroos of everyone cumming 😻💦
 
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