sex advice from my shrink

[paganangel]

many years ago i was living with a girl who could not orgasm if i was in the room. i asked my shrink nervously for advice...

pa: doc, um, i'm having trouble with katie
doc: (dramatic pause) i'm listening.
pa: well, i can't get her to cum.
doc: go on.
pa: what do you mean, go on. there's no going on, the girl won't cum.
doc: won't cum when?
pa: what the fuck do you mean won't cum when...whenevetr no matter what.
doc: no matter what what?
pa: what?! what the fuck do you mean what what?!
doc: i mean in exactly what situation is she not cumming?
pa: you know.
doc: that's just it. i don't know. tell me what you are doing to try and make her acheive orgasm.
pa: you know...during..um..er..well...you know...intercourse.
doc: well, that's the problem right there.
pa: huh?
doc: you shouldn't be having intercourse with her.
pa: no, you don't understand. when i say intercourse, i'm including all manner of foreplay...oral stimulation, manual...all of it.
doc: i know, it's all a part of intercourse and as i said you shouldn't be having intercourse if you want her to orgasm.
pa: i don't understand?
doc: try fuckin' her, son.

 

[heterotic]

Good shrink. The crux of the matter, fast, sounds like.

 

[YogiBare]

Great story, PA!

May I quote you?

 

[marksgirl]

That reminded me of a scene from Legends of the Fall where Brad Pitt and his little brother are talking about having/and or making love and Brad Pitt spat out "I highly recommend fucking". So do I! Much more fun to be really kinky and have a great fuck!

 

[Summery]

I always knew, I would like to sit in on one of your sessions.

 

[paganangel]

why so , summer?

 

[Summery]

why so , summer?

Because you fascinate me. And, I am slightly warped I guess.
I think it would be a real trip to pick your brain.
Or at the very least, watch someone else dig into your psyche.

 

[paganangel]

sitting in is quite impractical. but by all means...pick away.

btw...i'm still waiting for an av dedicated just to me.

 

[dreamer]

Been there dealt with that...heh..

I have a theory that everyone has a fuck/love making ratio. I'm about 1:9, I had an ex that was more like 9:1. Made for some really frustrating issues for both of us. I fall back to this one thing...TALK TO HER.

I'm now closer to 1:5 and my current gf is pretty close to that as well...now if I can just manage to juggle all the non-sex issues everything will be just ducky.

Nice little anecdote though...brought back several memories...

 

[paganangel]

Been there dealt with that...heh..

I have a theory that everyone has a fuck/love making ratio. I'm about 1:9, I had an ex that was more like 9:1. Made for some really frustrating issues for both of us. I fall back to this one thing...TALK TO HER.

I'm now closer to 1:5 and my current gf is pretty close to that as well...now if I can just manage to juggle all the non-sex issues everything will be just ducky.

Nice little anecdote though...brought back several memories...

not with her anymore. haven't had prblems with any girl b4 or since. they cum just about every time.
it was this girl's problem. if i can't make you cum, it is probably your fault.