Sarcastic Snide Bastard Assholes

[Angel]

Why is it they're so much sexier than the average guy?

 

[Ambrosious]

Ok, Angel honey, sit down, this could take awhile...

You see, back when God created snide bastards...

 

[Angel]

*yawn*

 

[Cheyenne]

Why is it they're so much sexier than the average guy?

Nitelight is back?

 

[Ambrosious]

Re: Re: Sarcastic Snide Bastard Assholes

Nitelight is back?

That was mean.

 

[Angel]

*snicker*

 

[Cheyenne]

Re: Re: Re: Sarcastic Snide Bastard Assholes

That was mean.

You mean Nitelight ISN'T sexier than the average guy?

And here I thought I was complimenting him.

 

[Renegade]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Sarcastic Snide Bastard Assholes

You mean Nitelight ISN'T sexier than the average guy?

Nah. Just sexier then the average Snide Bastard.














Other then me, of course.

 

[Angel]

Cheyenne, help me. I'm surrounded by *them*.

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

I haven't got a clue since I am not attracted to them

I guess this is something women have to answer, but even if the answers are interesting or even informative I don't think it is going to help those guys that aren't snide sarcastic assholes as women will probably still like the assholes regardless.

Sometimes I just have to comclude that most people are wholly fucked in the head - they say they want one thing yet they choose something else altogether. Or even if they are honest with themselves in that they do want an "asshole" and maybe even understand why, when they get one, and they get their feelings hurt, they complain about the assholes.

I like to think I am not an asshole, that I am a fairly nice guy, so I guess I am fucked since women don't seem to prefer nice guys. All in all the world seems totally fucked in the head!

Can you tell I am a little frustrated?

 

[scylis]

i don't have a snowball's chance in Hell, do i?

 

[Angel]

Well I really meant on Lit. And personality wise. Purple Haze for example. He has nice legs. And Problem Child. He has a nice crotch.

 

[Cheyenne]

Cheyenne, help me. I'm surrounded by *them*.

Hmmmm... have you met Shy Tall Guy yet?

 

[Renegade]

Angel

How come I'm not on that list? Last time I send you my pic.

Just glad it wasn't any of the nude ones.

 

[Angel]

Renegadita....

You're not a sarcastic snide bastard asshole! But you're cute and you have great hair.

 

[Cheyenne]

Well I really meant on Lit. And personality wise. Purple Haze for example. He has nice legs. And Problem Child. He has a nice crotch.

You're surrounded by them and you want my help? Hmmm...

Okay! You keep Purple Haze and I'll take PC off your hands. Will that work?

Just doing my part,

 

[Renegade]

Angel

Really? Dang. Now I'm wishing I hadn't gotten that haircut.

 

[miles]

Renegade

It may have something to do with that healthy glow coming from your jaundiced skin.

Could it be liver issues?

 

[Angel]

Cheyenne - fair enough. But can we trade for a night once a month?


Ren - YOU CUT YOUR HAIR?!

 

[Renegade]

Miles

You're just trying to get Angel to add you to her list of Sexy Snide Bastard Assholes, huh?

Angel, how was I supposed to know?? Everybody I've sent that pic to said I needed a haircut, other then you.

 

[Angel]

Sorry Renny. Must be the Ghetto bitch in me. I have a thing for the hair.

 

[miles]

Renegade

I beg your pardon. I'm not a snide, sarcastic, asshole. Those guys are amateurs,

I'm a crude, despicable, SOB.

 

[Renegade]

Angel

But the good thing about hair is that you can always grow it back.

 

[Angel]

Re: Angel

But the good thing about hair is that you can always grow it back.

Yes, thats what I said when I hacked mine up to my chin. I *almost* don't want to grow it back out. ALMOST but not quite.

 

[Problem Child]

Well I really meant on Lit. And personality wise. Purple Haze for example. He has nice legs. And Problem Child. He has a nice crotch.

And you have excellent tits Angel.

Miles, give it up, you're a fluffball.