Sakes alive, not leaving this thread till at 35,000 I arrive

I mean, my confinement conditions aren’t the best. The warden is a hardass, the bread is thin, and the water lumpy. They do bring in a projector so I can watch PornHub, but only for a hour. I need more time than that to edge properly
 
Well, you could be outside my cell. You don’t even need to flash your breasts, just your hand curled in a O shape. That way, I could imagine I was getting help
 
What will you do first thing to celebrate? Wait! You don’t have to answer that...
 
You are a dear. Some facts on these threads:
—the one for 20,000 started on 11/1/2016
—the one for 25,000 started on 5/27/2017, about six months later
—the one for 30,000 started on 10/20/2018, almost 17 months later
—this one is about 29 months after that. Boy am I slacking
 
Not too proud to bump

Soooo, have you ever thought you’d get this far along on the Lit trail?
Did your inbox amount increase? What actually happens when you reach all those goals of posting here?
 
Soooo, have you ever thought you’d get this far along on the Lit trail?
Did your inbox amount increase? What actually happens when you reach all those goals of posting here?

Well, I was on another message board for 8-9 years, so I tend to stick around, like it or not. Sometimes life gets in the way, sometimes the vibe gets in the way, but I guess in the end, there’s enough fun here to stick around.

No, I have the same 750 you have.

What happens? My pathetic levels up. 😕
 
Maybe when I get to 35,000, I can join in on the getting to the middle of a bunny4med
 
So what's with all this yada vanity?? Are you having too much fun??:D
 
Ecclesiastes spoke of vanity. What does it profit a man indeed.

This package of post padding comes only at 5,000-post milestones
 
Y isn't your post count changing?

See what I did there...:D
 
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