S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y Night!

[cloudy]

Just cracked open Beer #3 . . .

Lol, I said 'crack'

Mmmm . . . .

you said crack...hehehehe

 

[slyc_willie]

Just poured drink #2 ... butt the first was a strong one.

Oh, I like strong butts . . .

And I'm drinking Maredsous Ten, just so you know

 

[impressive]

Oh, I like strong butts . . .

And I'm drinking Maredous Ten, just so you know

I'm drinking Fever with raspberry Stoli

 

[slyc_willie]

you said crack...hehehehe

I like crack . . . but I don't smoke it

 

[Nirvanadragones]

you said crack...hehehehe

I finished my third Vodka and cranberry, butt I couldn't be arsed to get another. . .

 

[cloudy]

I finished my third Vodka and cranberry, butt I couldn't be arsed to get another. . .

arsed?????

 

[Nirvanadragones]

arsed?????

It's a britishishsiiiissmmmm

 

[Guest]

RUM (Brown)

Cherry Coke

Lime

Repeat

 

[slyc_willie]

I finished my third Vodka and cranberry, butt I couldn't be arsed to get another. . .

Butt, wait . . . I haven't assed you yet, butt, how 'bout a drink? Bottoms up, as they say . . . and don't get cheeky, or you'll only see the rim of the glASS . . . .

 

[impressive]

Butt, wait . . . I haven't assed you yet, butt, how 'bout a drink? Bottoms up, as they say . . . and don't get cheeky, or you'll only see the rim of the glASS . . . .

It's a tribute to my inebriation that I found that remarkably funny.


(And it took me quite a while to type that.)

 

[Guest]

Butt, wait . . . I haven't assed you yet, butt, how 'bout a drink? Bottoms up, as they say . . . and don't get cheeky, or you'll only see the rim of the glASS . . . .

OK, slyc. I have to add this quote to my sig line.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Butt, wait . . . I haven't assed you yet, butt, how 'bout a drink? Bottoms up, as they say . . . and don't get cheeky, or you'll only see the rim of the glASS . . . .

Arse you sure?

 

[impressive]

Arse you sure?

I sphincter all a bit cracked.

 

[slyc_willie]

OK, slyc. I have to add this quote to my sig line.

Well, you know me; I ain't no bum when it comes to such things . . . .

Guess you could say I'm a crack whiz

 

[Guest]

Well, you know me; I ain't no bum when it comes to such things . . . .

Guess you could say I'm a crack whiz

Better than being a crack whore.

 

[cloudy]

Better than being a crack whore.

I dunno....there's a certain attraction to being a crack whore.

the OTHER kind of crack, of course.

 

[slyc_willie]

Better than being a crack whore.

Or a whiz in the crack

 

[impressive]

I dunno....there's a certain attraction to being a crack whore.

the OTHER kind of crack, of course.

 

[slyc_willie]

I dunno....there's a certain attraction to being a crack whore.

the OTHER kind of crack, of course.

I don't charge . . . .

 

[Guest]

I dunno....there's a certain attraction to being a crack whore.

the OTHER kind of crack, of course.

Exactly.

The ass not the drug.

 

[slyc_willie]

Exactly.

The ass not the drug.

Butt what if I drug your ass?

Across the carpet, of course

 

[cloudy]

Butt what if I drug your ass?

Across the carpet, of course

ouch! Rug burn!

Of course, I can be made to overlook a little rug burn....

 

[Guest]

ouch! Rug burn!

Of course, I can be made to overlook a little rug burn....

Once in the small of my back.

Ouch.

Of course, his knees were bad, too.

 

[impressive]

Once in the small of my back.

Ouch.

Of course, his knees were bad, too.

Rug burn is a small price to pay for a good fucking. *nods*

 

[slyc_willie]

ouch! Rug burn!

Of course, I can be made to overlook a little rug burn....

Specially if I kiss it and make it better after?