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[cw5523729]

But puns! How can those be dull?

We're making butt puns now? Why was I at the bottom of the list to find out?

 

[NuclearFairy]

But it's not a comedy show. In season two, the story was simply stretching disbelief, while trying hard to make everything into a (bad) pun. Plus, the thing that made season one good - the fact that the MC had no memory - was totally spent at that point.

Also, I'm a pun Scrooge.

Ah yeah I can see how that would be a drag. I've never seen the show myself so I can't really form my own opinion on it.

 

[YmaOHyd]

We're making butt puns now? Why was I at the bottom of the list to find out?

Yeah, little cheeky if you ask me.

 

[cw5523729]

Yeah, little cheeky if you ask me.

I guess I'm very behind today

 

[YmaOHyd]

I guess I'm very behind today

You've got a hole lot of catching up to do.

 

[cw5523729]

You've got a hole lot of catching up to do.

Yeah, I'm really taking up the rear

 

[YmaOHyd]

Yeah, I'm really taking up the rear

We should stop hijacking the thread. Don't want to make asses of ourselves.

 

[Statius]

Yeah, I'm really taking up the rear

Bottom feeder

 

[AwkwardlySet]

Yeah, Season 2 is really all like this...

 

[cw5523729]

We should stop hijacking the thread. Don't want to make asses of ourselves.

I've really been resting on my haunches today

 

[EdwardsOtherSide]

Good food is as hedonistic as good sex.

Yes, I will fight you over this.

 

[Kelliezgirl]

Good food is as hedonistic as good sex.

Yes, I will fight you over this.

See my signature.

 

[EdwardsOtherSide]

See my signature.

And sometimes something simple done very well is better than something complicated

 

[StillStunned]

Good food is as hedonistic as good sex.

The big difference is that it's getting easier to have a five-course lunch, and impossible to have five-course sex.

 

[EdwardsOtherSide]

The big difference is that it's getting easier to have a five-course lunch, and impossible to have five-course sex.

That's where you're wrong, kiddo.

But you need to remember to hydrate, stretch, warm up, and bring orange slices.

 

[StillStunned]

That's where you're wrong, kiddo.

But you need to remember to hydrate, stretch, warm up, and bring orange slices.

But if it's lunch I can sit on my arse while the waiter brings the food, and the sommelier brings the wine, and afterwards the wife pays for a taxi to take us home for our afternoon nap.

 

[LoneMilf]

The big difference is that it's getting easier to have a five-course lunch, and impossible to have five-course sex.

But if it's lunch I can sit on my arse while the waiter brings the food, and the sommelier brings the wine, and afterwards the wife pays for a taxi to take us home for our afternoon nap.

You could probably make it five course sex for her if you let the waiter be the first, the sommelier the second, the chef the third and maybe the vallet the fourth? I'm sure the fifth wouldn't be a problem either

 

[StillStunned]

You could probably make it five course sex for her if you let the waiter be the first, the sommelier the second, the chef the third and maybe the vallet the fourth? I'm sure the fifth wouldn't be a problem either

I could probably manage five courses myself if all I had to do was lie there and shout "Next!"

 

[crookedletter]

I could probably manage five courses myself if all I had to do was lie there and shout "Next!"

You mean that's not what you do anyway?

 

[XoStAndrew]

The Earth orbits around the sun....Apparently that's controversial, again, these days.

 

[NuclearFairy]

The Earth orbits around the sun....Apparently that's controversial, again, these days.

Yeah, there are also people who believe that Australia isn't real. If it were safe to do so, I'd just ignore such insanity.

 

[ADirtyPerv]

Yeah, there are also people who believe that Australia isn't real. If it were safe to do so, I'd just ignore such insanity.

How do they account for the Australians? Or are they Austr-aliens?

 

[NuclearFairy]

How do they account for the Australians? Or are they Austr-aliens?

They say it's all made up, and all pictures of Australia is actually part of South America or South Africa and that actual people from Australia are either in on it, or have been brainwashed.

 

[HordHolm]

We all remember 'birds aren't real'... it's false: only birds are real. Everything else, including this, is an illusion.

 

[EdwardsOtherSide]

Yeah, there are also people who believe that Australia isn't real. If it were safe to do so, I'd just ignore such insanity.

"Unreal", and "surreal" ≠ "not real"