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Want another one? A tornado blew a large chunk of the warehouse roof off, and dumped it on the electric, computerized sortation system, destroying a large chunk of it. We were in there the next morning trying to send out what we could while they furiously worked on getting parts for the sortation system. More 20 hours per day weeks. As soon as they got that up and running a week or so later, they started running the system, still with nothing but tarps covering the cavernous hole in the roof.

Thunderstorms were rolling through on a daily basis.

We would have waterfalls pouring off the upper deck. They drilled holes through the upper deck to drain parts of it and made trash bag gutters to keep it from ( mostly ) pouring onto our heads. Most of the time, there was 2-3 inches of running water on the floor as it rushed out dock doors. Probably around 60 people from Servepro running scrubbers to pick up water or squeegees to push it out the dock doors faster. Sandbags futilely try to contain to deluge.

Then a battery on a forklift caught fire and torched an isolated part of the warehouse in the middle of the night, setting off the sprinklers.

Have you ever smelled long-term wet cardboard? I can tell you without a doubt it smells exactly like vomit, which is what pretty much the whole warehouse smelled like for months. That's on top of the nasty water that was purged out of the sprinkler systems when they went off, which smelled like sewage. That's on top of the mold and mildew.

Pizza every couple of days and... can you guess? A $50 gift card once the roof was finally back on and things got somewhat back to normal.

They would literally have someone step over your corpse to load your truck while they waited for the meatwagon to haul you off. I've got a photo I took that tickles me to no end. They periodically replace all the propaganda signs in the breakroom and hallways every so often. A few weeks ago, I finally managed to snap a picture I've been trying to get for years.

The "Beliefs and Values" sign in a trash bin. Highly illustrative.

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Damn. Their chicken might be good, but they're clearly lacking in much more important areas ☹️
Barely a drop in the bucket. LOL Every time someone within a 100 mile radius asks where I work, and I answer, the look on their face is the same sort of horrified sympathy they would have if they'd just asked how your grandma is doing when you just got home from the closed casket funeral. Unemployment offices all but automatically rubber stamp any claim because their layoff fake-out procedure is so consistently egregious. Temp agencies won't even send people there anymore.

But I'm not going to get built up to 5 weeks of vacation plus holidays and sick time anywhere else at this point before I die, so there I am. I always say my badge is an automatic insanity plea for anything short of genocide, and I didn't even get my 20 year one because it was during covid. Next year I'll be trading in my 15 for a 25. I still have 120+ hours left right now after taking 4 weeks and some random days. I've scheduled 80 off between now and the end of the year like I do every year, and I'll still be rolling over 50 some-odd ( more accumulated sick time + Thanksgiving and Christmas ) to start the process all over again, which begins with a week off in the first couple of weeks of January.

It's a shithole, but if you survive the first couple of years, it's hard to take the hit and go anywhere else.
 
I was an assistant manager for a convenience store while I was in college. I spent about a year working 41 1/2 hour weekends. 7 1/2 hours Friday evening and 17 hour days both Saturday and Sunday. Plus I didn't drive then, so it was a 40 minute walk each way each day on top of that. It sucked. And then they spared me by firing me, saying I hadn't carded someone under age.
 
And that is a big part of why I am still at my job, lol.
Same. Plus the flexibility of working mainly from home, and apart from a meeting or two most days, whenever I want. Six weeks leave including holidays, flexitime, but in the UK sick time is counted separately - can't really blame them for monitoring that closely after taking 18 days in a year, twice. At least I'm now old enough to retire early if I do get forced out.

I did have some months working on a crisis, 10-12 hour days in the office, up to 6 days a week. But anything outside 8am to 8pm was paid double, and anything beyond 8 hours a day was overtime, and my colleagues were wonderful, so I happily raked in the cash, given I could leave the office at midnight and still get a train home by 00.40. Given the spouse worked 11-7, me doing noon to 10pm or later meant we actually saw more of each other.

I have done voluntary work where we needed to get an abandoned building ready for a performance, so needed a fire safety certificate. Ended up pulling about 40 hours doing carpentry, sent myself home when I could see two circular saws instead of one. We got the fire officer to sign it off with 10 minutes to go, audience in their seats already...
 
Trick is to be condescending towards the right target.

"Ah yes, the absurdist mantra of the cult of capitalism", hits different than

"Ah yes, the woes of an employee who can't find a way to say no to their boss."
 
Sometimes the condescension IS the joke.

Joke condescension va a condescending joke.

The "ah yes" signals one of those but not usually the other.

Or else, condescension without any humor at all.
 
Puns are inherently funny. Just ask my youngest. =P
But it's not a comedy show. In season two, the story was simply stretching disbelief, while trying hard to make everything into a (bad) pun. Plus, the thing that made season one good - the fact that the MC had no memory - was totally spent at that point.

Also, I'm a pun Scrooge. :p
 
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