Room 101

[scheherazade_79]

Deep down in the vaults of the Author's Hangout - a place where you can store anything you believe serves no real purpose on Planet Earth, usually because you don't like it.

All you have to do is name something and give a reason, and then it can be locked away forever.

Pictures are always welcome.

 

[scheherazade_79]

Horseflies

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l16/scheherazade_79/horsefly2.gif

Because they attack me at every possible opportunity, and every bite I get swells up and looks horrible for days.

I thought I was going back to my teenage years yesterday, because I woke up with the zits from hell over my face. Then I realised they were horsefly bites. As a result I don't want to go to the hairdresser's, nor around town where I might bump into people I know.

Fucking horseflies! They need to go!

 

[scheherazade_79]

Streaky bacon

Unless it's crispy, I always pull the fat off my bacon.

So where the hell am I supposed to start when I have something like this on my plate?

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l16/scheherazade_79/bacon.jpg

It should be banned.

 

[reignophelia]

Can I add canned peas to the list?

 

[impressive]

Lies.

Little white lies. Big whopping lies. And everything in between.

 

[FatDino]

Mosquitoes. Fucking creatures think my blood is free and just there for them to take. And I swear, I didn't even invite them. Hmph. Go away!

http://www.ec.gc.ca/EnviroZine/images/Issue44/mosquito_l.jpg

 

[FatDino]

Cockroaches. They creep me out. Scare me, too. Can't even post a pic of them because just thinking of them makes my skin crawl and my whole body shudder.

Please keep them away from me until after I die, and my bones have become dust...maybe I'll cremate...that way I won't have to worry about them crawling into my coffin. Yea, I'll do that.

 

[English Lady]

Manchester City.


I'm a United fan, no other explaination is ineeded.

 

[oggbashan]

Manchester United.

I'm a Arsenal fan, no other explanation is needed.

Og

 

[Chantilyvamp]

pacifiers

Not ones used by a baby but ones used by children 3-7. There is a point when that just looks bad. Let the paci fairy come and take them away and save the children from embarrassment!

 

[SnoopDog]

Sprouts....who needs that sutff. *Yikes*


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d3/Rosenkohl-2.jpg/300px-Rosenkohl-2.jpg



Snoopy

 

[SnoopDog]

And how could I forget that one....

http://vipler.de/wp-content/paris-hilton-allgemein.jpg



Snoopy, woof

 

[jomar]

http://www.all-creatures.org/recipes/images/i-beans-lima-baby.jpg

*shiver*

 

[impressive]

Cellulite. Need I say more?

 

[cloudy]

http://www.all-creatures.org/recipes/images/i-beans-lima-baby.jpg

*shiver*

I love butterbeans!

 

[FatDino]

Sprouts....who needs that sutff. *Yikes*


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d3/Rosenkohl-2.jpg/300px-Rosenkohl-2.jpg



Snoopy

I like those.

 

[impressive]

Sprouts....who needs that sutff. *Yikes*


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d3/Rosenkohl-2.jpg/300px-Rosenkohl-2.jpg



Snoopy

Are you a Lebanese Jew?

 

[Belegon]

Barry Bonds, because I fear that some child somewhere might actually admire the selfish, racist, misogynist, cheating jerk.

 

[jomar]

I love butterbeans!

You're welcome to my share.

 

[tickledkitty]

Hypocrisy. Do I need to 'splain?

 

[rgraham666]

The disdain human beings so often treat one another with.

That can go.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

The cutting edge of Serbo-Croatian Technology


http://freeweb.deltha.hu/zastava.in.hu/yugo45.jpg

the
YUGO​

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

And let's not forget...

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l27/Jenny_Jackson/GeorgeWBush.jpg

 

[SlickTony]

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:l9WNV0SdvgTjGM:http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/01/Dick_Cheney.jpg/474px-Dick_Cheney.jpg

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:4fgKlcLGXtF0eM:http://www.nndb.com/people/353/000022287/karl-rove-sm.jpg

Tsk, tsk, Jenny. No use getting rid of Bush without sending these two guys after him. I'd be in favor of putting them into a time machine, and sending them back to 15th century Italy, where they could hang with the Borgias. They'd probably get along swimmingly until the time came they found it expendient to poison each other.

 

[damppanties]

Cockroaches. They creep me out. Scare me, too. Can't even post a pic of them <snippety>

Oh ok, I'll do it for you.

http://www.exosect.com/images/Cockroach-Small.jpg

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For me, today I'd like to do away with -
people who spread hatred and violence.
bombs that take innocent lives.