Ricks Top 5

[Rick DeVille]

Rick’s Top 5 Avatars

5. PaganCowgirl
Almost slipped out of the five when she removed her ass and went with some vague drawing. The ass is back so back in the 5. Life is simple, aint it?

4. Simply Southern
OK, it’s not really her but who gives a fuck! I like it. This knocked out PC’s chick with the hot car since he changed it for a cartoon.

3. Sexy Girl
It’s all in the name and those lips.

2.seXieleXie
This is a mover, sliding right up the charts and coming on strong. It’s her attitude and our imaginations that makes this a winner.

1. Rubyfruit
Number 1 for the second week in a row, this is a classic and will take some knocking off the top although the lollipop is moving up fast. When Rubyfruit and seXieleXi post consecutively in a thread, it’s a knockout!

 

[Rick DeVille]

Ricks Top 5 Lit Questions

Rick’s Top 5 Lit Questions

5.Is Rubyfruits Popsicle really made of plastic?

4. Why are there so many fucking lawyers on this Board?

3. What is up with KillerMuffin’s green ass? Supplementary Question: Is she about to turn into the Incredible Hulk?

2. Ever noticed that all the really long rambling posts are by women and Marxist?

1.When Laurel posts, do you look up?

 

[Calamity Jane]

Rick’s Top 5 Avatars

5. PaganCowgirl
Almost slipped out of the five when she removed her ass and went with some vague drawing. The ass is back so back in the 5. Life is simple, aint it?

4. Simply Southern
OK, it’s not really her but who gives a fuck! I like it. This knocked out PC’s chick with the hot car since he changed it for a cartoon.

3. Sexy Girl
It’s all in the name and those lips.

2.seXieleXie
This is a mover, sliding right up the charts and coming on strong. It’s her attitude and our imaginations that makes this a winner.

1. Rubyfruit
Number 1 for the second week in a row, this is a classic and will take some knocking off the top although the lollipop is moving up fast. When Rubyfruit and seXieleXi post consecutively in a thread, it’s a knockout!

Hmmmph... i bring my ass back and I'm only #5?

See if I offer to finger paint your parts again.

 

[Rick DeVille]

Ricks Top 5 Idiotic Threads

Rick’s Top 5 Idiotic Threads

5. Speaking of Surreal Xmas'
This useless not because of the content but because of the complete lack of reaction it generated. Were all the liberal doo gooders with all their helpful advice asleep at the time? As of completing the charts, no replies have been posted, yet it was a half decent question.

4. Embarrassing things - case study
Nope, nobody could top that and nobody posted

3. Ya know that smell ya get when you take a piss after eating asparagus...
This is a potential Number One, it has it all

2. Don’t Put Bengay on your Balls
I love this post but it’s time at the top is over, knocked down by a post of even more useless dribble.

1. for FlamingoBlue, Siren, or any other law types
What could be more useless and boring than lawyers discussing property law on a porn board. This is a may a classic but I couldn’t get through the entire thread before I fell asleep.

 

[Rick DeVille]

Ricks Top 5 Lit Assholes

Rick’s Top 5 Lit Assholes


Leave that to you, got a feeling I’m on it

 

[Calamity Jane]

wow... two lists in the same thread... i'm on a roll!

 

[Rick DeVille]

Re: Re: Ricks Top 5

Hmmmph... i bring my ass back and I'm only #5?

See if I offer to finger paint your parts again.

What can I say, it's a mover, sure to move up the charts next week but can you figure out how to get a popsicle in there somehow?

 

[Rick DeVille]

wow... two lists in the same thread... i'm on a roll!

Does that make the avatar one ok now?

 

[JazzManJim]

Rick’s Top 5 Avatars
2.seXieleXie
This is a mover, sliding right up the charts and coming on strong. It’s her attitude and our imaginations that makes this a winner.

Hey, I"m a big fan!

 

[Calamity Jane]

Does that make the avatar one ok now?

do you care if i'm ok with it?

actually, i must confess to not reading the post very well and i thought you were rating actual people, and that i was 5 because you didn't like my av. and then when i figured out what it really said, i was too lazy to edit.

i'm perfectly ok with having the #5 most idiotic thread.

i'll work on the popsicle angle

 

[Calamity Jane]

Re: Ricks Top 5 Lit Assholes

Rick’s Top 5 Lit Assholes


Leave that to you, got a feeling I’m on it

Being an asshole isn't a bad thing... beats a whiny ass 'nice guy'

no offense intended to truly nice guys

 

[Rick DeVille]

Re: Re: Ricks Top 5 Lit Assholes

Being an asshole isn't a bad thing... beats a whiny ass 'nice guy'

no offense intended to truly nice guys

Exactly

 

[SimplySouthern]

This AV back by popular demand.

And, furthermore, how do you KNOW it's not me?

Well, it's not. But someone who knows all too well says it very closely resembles me.

She has a better ass, though. Bitch.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Re: Ricks Top 5 Lit Questions

Rick’s Top 5 Lit Questions

5.Is Rubyfruits Popsicle really made of plastic?

No. It's a real one. It was grape and delicious. Fly colored it red for me for Christmas.

 

[Aphrodisiac]

Re: Re: Ricks Top 5

Hmmmph... i bring my ass back and I'm only #5?

See if I offer to finger paint your parts again.

At least you made the top 5 pagancowgirl.

I did not even make an appearance.

You sux MR. DEVILLE ... Yeah I said " MR. ....

 

[YogiBare]

Rick’s Top 5 Lit Assholes


Leave that to you, got a feeling I’m on it

You've got it right, my friend. Would you please play a little lighter on the "Me, me, me, me, me, me!" stuff. We all did fine before you got here, you know. I'd like to get to know you, but your approach has been kind of off-putting so far.

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

She has a better ass, though. Bitch.

We'll be the judge of that. C'mon... give up the goods.

 

[JazzManJim]

Re: Re: Ricks Top 5 Lit Assholes

no offense intended to truly nice guys

HEY!!

I'm all offended and indignant and stuff.

*traipses off to Nice Guy Hell*

 

[Rick DeVille]

This AV back by popular demand.

And, furthermore, how do you KNOW it's not me?

because I know who it is

 

[Rick DeVille]

You've got it right, my friend. Would you please play a little lighter on the "Me, me, me, me, me, me!" stuff. We all did fine before you got here, you know. I'd like to get to know you, but your approach has been kind of off-putting so far.

So? Your point is?

 

[Mistress]

I guess its a good thing I didn't make a bad list though!

 

[Rick DeVille]

Re: Re: Ricks Top 5 Lit Questions

No. It's a real one. It was grape and delicious. Fly colored it red for me for Christmas.

Doesn't ever cum, I mean melt?

 

[estevie]

You've got it right, my friend. Would you please play a little lighter on the "Me, me, me, me, me, me!" stuff. We all did fine before you got here, you know. I'd like to get to know you, but your approach has been kind of off-putting so far.

took the words right outta my mouth!

 

[SimplySouthern]

because I know who it is

I don't. Who is it.

Doc. -- you got the goods sunshine. And -- where have you been? Check your machine for a phonesex surprise.

 

[Rick DeVille]

Re: Re: Re: Ricks Top 5

At least you made the top 5 pagancowgirl.

I did not even make an appearance.

You sux MR. DEVILLE ... Yeah I said " MR. ....

I had you on a different list I haven't posted yet. Guess I'll have to cut it now