Ricks Top 5

[Rick DeVille]

Shut the fuck up. It is not you.

No body wants to hear any more of youre I'm so hot bullshit

At least Im a fucking Registered Troll!!!

And if the lady says she's hot, she's hot.

 

[nasty]

Good retort, I'm in awe again at the intellectual capacity.

You're intellectual, huh? And, "Rick's Top 5" is just SO DAMN intellectual. If intellect is what you crave, watch Jim Mcneir, or whatever the hell it is on PBS.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I have a green ass avatar.

I like green.
I'm an ass.

Green ass avatar.

Maybe I should make this a sticky or something.

PACKERS!!!!!!! *slaps hand over mouth* Sorry, that just slipped out.

 

[Rick DeVille]

I have a green ass avatar.

I like green.
I'm an ass.

Green ass avatar.

Maybe I should make this a sticky or something.

PACKERS!!!!!!! *slaps hand over mouth* Sorry, that just slipped out.

Ah Hah! I knew there was a secret agenda, nobody has a green ass just because they want a green ass.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I probably would have anyway. The fact that I'm a Packers fan is just a bonus.

I like green.

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

It just "clicked"

KM, you have fantasies involving multiple bisexual men.

You like a football team called the "Packers".

Coincidence?

 

[KillerMuffin]

LOL, no, not really. I developed Pack adoration in the second grade. I was seven. Males were to be either avoided or beaten into a bloody, moaning pulp at the time, not lusted after. I've since learned better.

Lousiana doctors... *sighs dreamily*

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

awwww, shucks

You're way too kind.

When's "3 Foot No-Cock Zone" coming out, btw? There's quite a buzz about it here on the streets of New Orleans.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Ask Laurel. Soon probably. I read it again today and chortled for a while.

Gawd you're a stud, doc. You know what they say about doctors and those agile fingers... it's true!

 

[cymbidia]

1. Nobody is one word, not two.

2. "Your" is the proper spelling for the second person possessive.

3. Use contractions. Your phrasing sounds stilted.

4. You're an annoying asshole.

It gets me all flushed when people show their Grammarian side. Oh yeh. Conjugate those verbs. Correct that spelling. Offer intelligently-phrased word flow advice. Oh gods yes. Do it. Do it harder... do it again...

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

I knew all those surgeon's knots I practiced tying would come in handy one of these days. I hear PC's no slouch either, though.

We're a strictly-heterosexual dynamic duo.

Cym- there's more where that came from. Don't make me start talking about gerunds.

 

[xzchief]

Re: Ricks Top 5 Lit Questions

Rick’s Top 5 Lit Questions

5.Is Rubyfruits Popsicle really made of plastic?

4. Why are there so many fucking lawyers on this Board?

3. What is up with KillerMuffin’s green ass? Supplementary Question: Is she about to turn into the Incredible Hulk?

2. Ever noticed that all the really long rambling posts are by women and Marxist?

1.When Laurel posts, do you look up?

5. Not sure, but I doubt it.

4. There are too many lawyers everywhere in America. For example, you should see my Rolodex.

3. No comment.

2. No, I'll have to check it out.

1. Of course.

 

[Rick DeVille]

Re: Re: Ricks Top 5 Lit Questions

3. No comment.

So we have politicians here as well as lawyers

 

[xzchief]

Re: Re: Re: Ricks Top 5 Lit Questions

So we have politicians here as well as lawyers

That's right. Was I that obvious?

 

[Calamity Jane]

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So we have politicians here as well as lawyers

we try and make sure all the food groups are represented

 

[xzchief]

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we try and make sure all the food groups are represented

That's a good thing because I'll consume most of those groups. Maybe I should work out more.

 

[Rick DeVille]

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we try and make sure all the food groups are represented

Shit! The painted ass is gone. You really know how to hurt a guy.

At least this one is closer, I almost get to see the eyes

 

[xzchief]

It's a pity though. Whenever I see people painted like that, I think of Farrah Fawcett on the Late Show with David Letterman. That was wacky but scary.

 

[Calamity Jane]

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Shit! The painted ass is gone. You really know how to hurt a guy.

At least this one is closer, I almost get to see the eyes

I figured if the painted ass was only good for 5th place, why was i keeping it?

besides... the cowgirl is so much more... me

 

[lavender]

 

[Rick DeVille]

Prove it

 

[Calamity Jane]

PCG -

Did you ever see all the cowgirl avs I posted for you?

nope... are they on page 5053?

 

[Calamity Jane]

Prove it

What sort of proof do you require darlin?

 

[Rick DeVille]

What sort of proof do you require darlin?

My mind is racing but nothing is coming. Damm!

Nothing you can do online anyhow.

 

[Calamity Jane]

My mind is racing but nothing is coming. Damm!

Nothing you can do online anyhow.

Then I guess you'll just have to take my word for it, no?