Reveal the most random fact about yourself.

[Tom_Brown]

I use to go around the country collecting Special Edition Beanie Babies. I made a lot of money selling them.

 

[MakeMeWetAF]

I laugh my head off everytime I hear one of my small dogs fart. And they fart quite loud. I'm impressed tbh.
(I'm still a boy at heart)

Made me snort laugh and spill my coffee.

I'm a massive dog lover. I know the type and that sweet, innocent look like they're incapable of such FILTHY noise and stench

 

[barefootgirl69]

After the doctors appointment, I took off my panties and put them in my bag. They kept getting in my crack when I'd slide out of the Acadia.

 

[SimonSex]

After the doctors appointment, I took off my panties and put them in my bag. They kept getting in my crack when I'd slide out of the Acadia.

What is an Acadia and how can I become one?

 

[barefootgirl69]

What is an Acadia and how can I become one?

 

[SimonSex]

Got a straw?

 

[barefootgirl69]

Sometimes I find people need to be throat punched. Where's  that emoji?

Where's @LaisDeMarieDeFrance and her stabby thingy?

 

[phil97405]

So I guess you two don’t want to come over for peanut butter, banana and honey sandwiches?

Peanut butter, honey, and banana sandwiches are the best! ...In my humble opinion, that is.

 

[SimonSex]

I wonder in a random fashion, as one does:

If someone was off-base in an assumption of a Litster, what would be the next step?

 

[barefootgirl69]

Sometimes I'm cranky
Sometimes I'm just coming across as cranky.

Sometimes, I give second chances because things are misinterpreted.
Sometimes I regret it.

 

[Tom_Brown]

Sometimes I'm cranky
Sometimes I'm just coming across as cranky.

Sometimes, I give second chances because things are misinterpreted.
Sometimes I regret it.

You’re a woman.

 

[Deleted member 6353684]

Made me snort laugh and spill my coffee.

I'm a massive dog lover. I know the type and that sweet, innocent look like they're incapable of such FILTHY noise and stench

They are both Chinese crests....look them up if you don't recognise the breed

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I have come extremely close to dying or being seriously injured on four occasions - twice growing up and twice more in the navy - such that I cannot explain why I was spared other than to say I was simply lucky...

 

[Yesok1]

I'm a qualified personal trainer, weight loss coach, and nutrition coach. I qualified during my years of celibacy. I've never trained anyone, or used it to help others.

 

[MakeMeWetAF]

I once ended up being stuck in a toilet cubicle for almost an hour.

Sounds like a very convenient excuse for some self-lovin and feelin'. The time would have gone all too quick for me!

 

[munch2much]

I haven’t taken a day off work through being ill in over 20 years.

 

[MakeMeWetAF]

I once ended up being stuck in a toilet cubicle for almost an hour.

Don't tell us...you PULLED instead of pushed

The door...AGAIN!

 

[Coyote100]

I have set foot in 30 different countries of the world.

 

[Shady_nz]

My Dad was born in 1894 -he died in 1988

 

[MiaBabe23]

I can tickle myself, which I’m told is supposed to be physically impossible, so guess I defy some law or another…

 

[NoUseForAnyName]

I can tickle myself, which I’m told is supposed to be physically impossible, so guess I defy some law or another…

That IS interesting

 

[munch2much]

I can tickle myself, which I’m told is supposed to be physically impossible, so guess I defy some law or another…

I have to ask …do you do this often?
It’d be a shame to waste your tallent

 

[orangecurious]

I can tickle myself, which I’m told is supposed to be physically impossible, so guess I defy some law or another…

i can, but only on my feet

 

[MakeMeWetAF]

An interesting shared activity after a breakup

That's GOLD!!!

And a super interesting way to take care of the morning wood...Geeze there's some fucking kinky people out there...!!!

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Don't tell us...you PULLED instead of pushed

The door...AGAIN!

I wish.

No, I went in and shut the door. The lock was a bit dodgy but I managed to shut it fine. Then afterwards, I couldn't get the lock to open. It was jammed shut. So I'm stood in the toilet of this pub, yelling for anyone to help. One bloke came in off his tits. Told him I was locked in the toilet and all I got was "oh...right." before he wandered off. In the end I had to ring the place. The staff then spent ages trying to push open the strongest cubicle door in the UK. In the end, someone pushed a crowbar over the top of the door and I just beat the hell out of the lock.

I got a free drink out of it so all is well.