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🎶“If you like to cum in tomatoes
If a squash can make you smile
If you like to sit on potatoes, while you’re in the produce aiiiisle…
Have we got a show for you” 🎶 ✨
Popular at Grocery Stores I can See!!!
 
Is this tsukemen ramen? I dont see any broth.
No they had that option though. It was their Tonkotsu broth with added seasoning. Also I got it extra spicy which account for all that chili oil on the right side. You can kind of see the broth in the middle of the fried onion, naruto, chashu and bean sprouts. I added quite a lot of toppings so my bowl was nicely stacked
I didn’t see the ramen
Were the gifs too distracting haha
 
No they had that option though. It was their Tonkotsu broth with added seasoning. Also I got it extra spicy which account for all that chili oil on the right side. You can kind of see the broth in the middle of the fried onion, naruto, chashu and bean sprouts. I added quite a lot of toppings so my bowl was nicely stacked

Were the gifs too distracting haha
That many toppings? That bowl mustve cost $30. 🤣
 
🎶“Oh where is my dildo?
Oh where is my dildo?
Oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where
Oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where oh, where??!!!
We’ll use a veggie” 🎶 ✨
 
🎶“Oh where is my dildo?
Oh where is my dildo?
Oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where
Oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where oh, where??!!!
We’ll use a veggie” 🎶 ✨
Now Silly songs with Larry are rolling around in my brain. Instead of “hairbrush” I’m hearing ”dildo” in my head. I will never look at Veggie Tales the same after this
 
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There have been several instances since my return to Lit where people talked about the food they've made.
@PrettyLilPussy19 's PM Challenge Day 4 was the last straw.. asking about "signature dish to bring to a cookout, BBQ, or potluck". Soooooooooo

As @MrsPassion said when starting this thread "Welcome to the Fucking Fruit Stand, a place for the Chatty Cathy’s, Talkative Tommy’s, and People who just like to talk about food and pervy shit"

So here's some fruit

and the dish I had made for the 4th of July was Smashed Baked Potatoes
(This is the pic of the leftovers when I came back from work post festivities. I had left them with sides of sour cream, cheese, extra bacon bits and chives just in case the wanted to reheat them)

Yes, I used this as an excuse to post food and to see what other people are eating. Yes... Yes I did 👀
 
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