Reveal the most random fact about yourself.

I love the smell of coffee, but not the taste. The fact alone amuses me when I catch a hint of a good fresh brew, and I take a deep breath like ‘god that smells amazing’…and then someone asks me if I want some, and my response is “no, thanks, I don’t drink coffee. ” 😁🤪 People absolutely judge me 😏
 
I love the smell of coffee, but not the taste. The fact alone amuses me when I catch a hint of a good fresh brew, and I take a deep breath like ‘god that smells amazing’…and then someone asks me if I want some, and my response is “no, thanks, I don’t drink coffee. ” 😁🤪 People absolutely judge me 😏
You're not alone, I love the smell of coffee, but don't drink it :)

Random fact about me - I have double jointed thumbs
 
I've come very close to receiving an injury that would have been fatal three times...electrocuted by 480V in the navy, ducked just in time to prevent a large counter balance weight from crushing my skull against it's end of travel stop - again in the navy, a fireworks accident where we blew the top off an empty 3-pound can of coffee - only to have the top impale itself 3 inches deep into the trunk of a tree about 2 inches from my forehead...
 
In 1995 whilst at college I appeared on a kids quiz show, buzzed in, and got a question wrong.
I then proceeded to say "fuck" under my breath.
They aired the moment and not only can you lipread it, but also hear it being said when you turn the sound up to 11.
 
I have a small "tattoo" in the palm of my hand where I accidentally jammed a technical pen instead of into its cap.
 
As a child, I stuck my head between the railings of a fence and got stuck. The fire brigade had to come and remove part of the fence and to this day - roughly 27 years later - that fence is still there with the railing still missing.
 
After years of running, and bad arthritis genes, my knees are fucked. So if I tell you I'm going to fall to my knees to worship you and your appendage, then I'm lying to you to make myself sound more sexy than I really am.

:p
Oh no its fine really, but while your down there...your plenty sexy just as you are.
 
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