Reveal the most random fact about yourself.

Since the pandemic started, I've gained about fifteen pounds and a cup size.

Keep the cup size. Drop the weight. This is coming from a guy who needs to lose about 15 pounds and could use a cup size extra on the pecs.
 
In a not-especially-vigorous bout of sexual congress, I snapped my toe-rope. That little bit of skin that connects your foreskin to your helmet. It bled a lot (although my rapidly deflating erection helped to slow it somewhat) and for a panicked minute or two I thought I might have to go to A&E with a broken cock.
 
When in Arizona a few years ago I got a personal tour of a small metal detecting company
 
I have only owned one vehicle with an automatic transmission in my life....and it's for sale.

Fucking can't buy vehicles with food stamps, much less afford that automatic transmission you saw in the police vehicle when being hauled away for sexual assault or whatever it was. Selling that 1998 Explore with cellophane headlights and tbat automatic transmission might get you $600 toward staying out of jail for child support delinquency; women love that level of responsibility and comfort that you give them. And, they don't mind ya'll can't afford the chilly for that hotdog dinner.
 
I have a driving licence, but I have rarely driven a motorized vehicle and am a nervous wreck when I have to.
 
In a not-especially-vigorous bout of sexual congress, I snapped my toe-rope. That little bit of skin that connects your foreskin to your helmet. It bled a lot (although my rapidly deflating erection helped to slow it somewhat) and for a panicked minute or two I thought I might have to go to A&E with a broken cock.

:D:D:D
ive been involved in a banjo string disaster, many moons ago....was like scene from Carrie
 
I was a school spelling bee champ in fifth grade, and went to the fourth round in the metro area competition
 
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