Respond with Monty Python

[jack80]

"What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"

 

[nawtyally]

Bring out your dead, bring out your dead!

I'm not dead!

 

[jack80]

I'm not dead!

Look, he'll be dead soon.

 

[feistyphoenix]

I think i'll go for a walk...

you're not fooling anyone!

 

[Porkwarrior]

I think i'll go for a walk...

That walk is not particularly silly at all, is it?

 

[Cymru6969]

"Penguins don't come from next door. They come from the Antarctic."

"Burma!!"

"Why'd you say Burma?"

"I panicked!"

 

[akaSol]

This sounds like a job for.. Bicycle Repair Man....! But how to change without revealing my secret identity?

>Sol

 

[periastron23]

That parrot is pushing up daises.

It is an ex-parrot.

 

[MrEd63]

Intercourse the penguin !!

 

[leftie]

I don't like the gannett - they wet their nests!

 

[Bad_Old_Man]

Number one, The Larch

 

[Cymru6969]

"Cardinal Fang! Fetch...
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The comfy chair!"

 

[hotternow]

“I'm afraid we're fresh out of Red Leicester sir.”

 

[Spider1]

"How shall we fuck off, my Lord?"

 

[akaSol]

"Hello again, and welcome to the show. Tonight we continue to look at some famous deaths. We start with the wonderful death of Genghis Khan, conqueror of India. Take it away Genghis"

>Sol

 

[WetBiMoose]

What's brown and sounds like a bell?

 

[akaSol]

"Dung! Ha, ha, that's a good one. I like that one!"

>Sol

 

[Weaseldiesel]

Every sperm is sacred

 

[akaSol]

"But first, will you please welcome... a block of wood! ; *forest applauses* "

>Sol

 

[funluvinaj]

When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after YOU with a bunch of loganberries, don't come cryin' to me!"

 

[funluvinaj]

Nudge nudge

Is your wife a 'goer'?

 

[Cymru6969]

Is your wife a 'goer'?

Say no more. Say no more.

 

[hotternow]

Customer: I want to buy some cheese.

Owner: Oh, I thought you were complaining about the bazouki player!

 

[leftie]

Now, Mr Simpson... Simpson... Simpson... french is it?

 

[Cymru6969]

No Time To Lose