Respond with Monty Python

[BluKitten]

And now for something completely different......

 

[akaSol]

"Well, blessed is just about everyone with a vested interest in the status quo, as far as I can tell, Reg"

>Sol

 

[L8tnIt]

Every Sperm is Sacred

 

[leftie]

I will not have my fwends widiculed by the common soldiewy. Anybody else feel like a little... giggle... when I mention my fwiend... Biggus... Dickus?

 

[wombat9966]

He's not the Messiah he's a very naughty boy.

 

[60HzHum]

Spam? I love it! I'm having Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, baked beans, Spam, Spam, Spam, and Spam!

 

[free_and_easy]

Spam? I love it! I'm having Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, baked beans, Spam, Spam, and Spam!

Have you got anything without the spam?

 

[1sickbastard]

Have you got anything without the spam?

I didn't expect a sort of Spanish Inquisition.

 

[DappleDoxie]

I didn't expect a sort of Spanish Inquisition.

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise, fear and surprise; two chief weapons, fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency!

 

[MrEd63]

In the distance, one could hear the faint, familiar sound of an eloping litter bin.

 

[60HzHum]

Have you got anything without the spam?

Well, there's Spam, egg, sausage, and Spam. It's not got much Spam in it.

 

[akaSol]

Go easy on the lemming, Harry

>Sol

 

[60HzHum]

I'd like to have an argument, please.

 

[1sickbastard]

I'd like to have an argument, please.

Tonight, instead of discussing the existence or non existence of God, they've decided to fight for it; the existence or non existence to be determined by to falls or two submissions.

 

[60HzHum]

https://scontent-a-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t1.0-9/10311879_10152073215861097_4518173806950771003_n.jpg

 

[cunnilingual2]

I very much need a few hours in the bedroom with a woman who afterwards, will need to register her gait with The Ministry of Funny Walks.

 

[1sickbastard]

Hello, Bruce.

 

[leftie]

No no no - it's spelt Mr Luxury Yatch-it, but's pronounced Throatwarbler Mangrove...

 

[Mell0wM0nk]

The question has to be asked.
Air speed velocity of African swallow Vs European Swallow ?

 

[leftie]

It could grip it by the husk!

 

[BluKitten]

Albatross!

 

[NightOfPassion2]

And after the spanking, the oral sex.

 

[BluKitten]

So I see that you have a cabbage.

 

[NightOfPassion2]

This isn't an argument.

 

[MrsMellowCake]

Are you embarrassed easily? I am. But it's nothing to worry about; it's all part of growing up and being British.