Respond with Monty Python

[luv1]

You tell the youth of today that, and they won't believe you.

 

[BluKitten]

It is a most elusive fish!

 

[TeeJay20]

I was a fisherman once but hated it. See I dreamt of being a Lumberjack...

 

[feistyphoenix]

But I dont like SPAM

 

[luv1]

It is a most elusive fish!

It's only a wafer thin mint.

 

[vedette]

Do coconuts migrate?

 

[wrant]

I can put anything I want to on the end of my John Thomas.

 

[BluKitten]

Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more!

 

[luv1]

What!!!! Is your favourite colour?

 

[BluKitten]

If I hadn't nailed it there, it would have muscled opened those bars and voom!

 

[jusgoodcleanfun]

If I hadn't nailed it there, it would have muscled opened those bars and voom!

But how do you know she's a witch?

 

[77706guy]

blessed are the cheesemakers

 

[luv1]

She turned me into a newt! .... I got better.

 

[BluKitten]

Bring out your dead!

 

[Sundayschild]

Your nose gonna be three foot wide across your face in a minute!

 

[BluKitten]

What's this? Two spectators have run onto the pitch with spoons and forks! What are they going to do?

 

[Liplovinman]

But there is one composer whose name is never included with the greats, why is it the world never remembered the name of Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-Von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwurstle-gerspurten-mit-zwei-macheluber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shoenendanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm?

 

[BluKitten]

Right, men. Confuse the...cat.

 

[Liplovinman]

"I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok"

 

[BluKitten]

And now it's shooting the rabbits! These rabbits have been staked down to the ground so they can't move around too much, and this is a one day event!

 

[RUlookingup]

And then the Lord spake, saying: "First, shalt thou take
out the holy pin. Then shalt thou count to three. No more, no less.
*Three* shall be the number of the counting, and the number of the
counting shall be three. *Four* shalt thou not count, and neither
count thou two, excepting that thou then goest on to three. Five is
RIGHT OUT. Once the number three, being the third number be reached,
then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade towards thy foe, who, being
naughty in my sight, shall snuff it. Amen.

 

[leftie]

Let the heathen spill theirs, on the dusty ground...

 

[Nerd159]

We were evicted from our hole in the ground...we had to go live in a lake...

 

[BluKitten]

I don't care how excrementally runny it is, hand it over with all speed!

 

[anthilly]

I fart in your general direction.