Respond with Monty Python

Sit on my face/And tell me that you me/I'll sit on your face/And tell you I love you too/I love to hear you oralize/When I'm between your thighs/You blow me away
 
"No sir, I'm sure you didn't. No, we don't morally censure, we just want the money. Alright Dad, bye bye."
 
Inflammation of the foreskin/Reminds me of your smile/I've had balanital chancroids/For quite a little while/I gave my heart to NSU/That lovely night in June/I ache for you, my darling/And I hope you get well soon

My penile warts, your herpes/My syphilitic sores/Your monilial infection/How I miss you more and more/Your dhobi's itch, my scrumpox/Our lovely gonorrhea/At least we both were lying/When we said that we were clear

Our syphilitic kisses/Sealed the secret of our tryst/You gave me scrotal pustules/With a quick flick of your wrist/Your trichovaginitis/Sent shivers down my spine/I got snail tracks in my anus/When your spirochetes met mine

Gonococcal urethritis/streptococcal balanitis/Meningomyelitis/Diplococcal cephalitis/Epididymitis/Interstitial keratitis/Syphilitic choroiditis/And anterior uveitis

My clapped-out genitalia/Is not so bad for me/As the complete and utter failure/Every time I try to pee/My doctor says my buboes/Are the worst he's ever seen/My scrotum's painted orange/And my balls are turning green

My heart is very tender/Although my parts are awful raw/You might have been infected/But you never were a bore/I'm dying from your love, my love/I'm your spirochetal clown/I've left my body to science/But I'm afraid they've turned it down

Gonococcal urethritis/Streptococcal balanitis/Meningomyelitis/Diplococcal cephalitis/Epididymitis/Interstitial keratitis/Syphilitic choroiditis/And anterior uveitis

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