Respond with Monty Python

[blulilacgrl]

This is boring. Let's go watch a stoning.

 

[BrooklynBurro]

'He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's called... Incontinentia... Incontinentia Buttocks.'

 

[skinnysinner]

"Why do you want to join the Secret Service? Can you keep a secret?"

"Yes"

"Well you're in then!"

 

[BrooklynBurro]

.......

 

[ZiggyTheHutt]

I object to all this sex on the television. I mean, I keep falling off.

 

[Cymru6969]

"I dress in women's clothing,
and hang around in bars"

 

[neiljames74]

'The police are anxious to speak to anyone who saw the crime, ladies with large breasts, or just anyone who likes policemen.'

 

[RedAllan]

It's really a very silly place.

 

[feistyphoenix]

Well I don't like SPAM


I'll have yours then.

 

[nawtyally]

Bloody vikings!

 

[neiljames74]

Good morning, I am a bank robber. Please don't panic, just hand over all your money.

This is a lingerie shop, sir.

 

[hotternow]

“I don't think there's a punch-line scheduled, is there?”

 

[neiljames74]

Get them over here fast ... no, on second thoughts, get them over here slowly, so they don't drop anything.

 

[Weaseldiesel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZa26_esLBE&feature=youtube_gdata_player

 

[BehaviorMod]

And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."

 

[tiny_tits]

He was not at all afraid
To be killed in nasty ways.
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

There is only one punishment here at Castle Anthrax... you must spank her. And then spank me.. You must spank all of us and then the oral sex.

 

[tiny_tits]

"And what do you burn, apart from witches?"

"More witches?"

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

"And what do you burn, apart from witches?"

"More witches?"

"She turned you into a newt?"

"I got better."

 

[nawtyally]

Don't like her? What's wrong with her? She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge... tracts of land.

 

[raiguy]

What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hmm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy.

 

[cliteatingman]

Every sperm is sacred

 

[feistyphoenix]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9SSOWORzw4

 

[periastron23]

Bring out your dead, bring out your dead!

 

[dutchrain]

“Oh Lord please don't burn us don't kill or toast your flock Don't put us on the barbecue or simmer us in stock, Don't bake or baste or boil us or stir-fry us in a wok”