Respond with Monty Python

[OxfordDon]

Mais...ou sont les baggages??

 

[akaSol]

The Larch.


The, Larch.


The. Larch.


>Sol

 

[OxfordDon]

The Mighty Scots Pine!

 

[akaSol]

"Ooh, ooh, ooh; want to learn how to defend yourself against pointed sticks, do we?
Getting all high and mighty, eh?
Fresh fruit not good enough for you, eh?
Well let me tell you something my lad!
When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after YOU with a bunch of loganberries, don't come cryin' to me!"

>Sol

 

[blulilacgrl]

Oh, hello Bruce!

 

[akaSol]

Ged'day Bruce

>Sol

 

[Cymru6969]

Do you want to go upstairs?

 

[blulilacgrl]

Ged'day Bruce

>Sol

Where's Bruce?

 

[AbsintheFather]

I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

 

[periastron23]

That is an ex parrot.

 

[blulilacgrl]

I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Where'd ya get them coconuts?

 

[AbsintheFather]

Where'd ya get them coconuts?

We found them

 

[blulilacgrl]

That is an ex parrot.

The Norwegian Blue prefers kippin' on it's back! Remarkable bird, id'nit, squire? Lovely plumage!

 

[akaSol]

Where's Bruce?

He's not 'ere, Bruce.

>Sol

 

[blulilacgrl]

We found them

Found them? In Mercea? The coconut's tropical!

 

[blulilacgrl]

He's not 'ere, Bruce.

>Sol

Blimey, it's hot in here, Bruce.

 

[AbsintheFather]

Found them? In Mercea? The coconut's tropical!

What do you mean?

 

[blulilacgrl]

What do you mean?

Well, this is a temperate zone.

 

[AbsintheFather]

Well, this is a temperate zone.

The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?


and with that I need to ride off to my Court at Camelot Blu,

 

[DewMee]

...from Yellowbeard

John Cleese as Harvey 'Blind' Pew: "I may be blind, but I have acute 'earing."
Eric Idle as Commander Clement: "I'm not interested in your jewellery, cloth eyes."

 

[blulilacgrl]

The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?


and with that I need to ride off to my Court at Camelot Blu,

Are you suggestin' that coconuts are migratory?!

 

[sweetsauce]

Mr. Vibrating: Come in.

Man: Um, is this the right room for an argument?

Mr. Vibrating: I've told you once.

Man: No you haven't.

Mr. Vibrating: Yes I have.

Man: When?

Mr. Vibrating: Just now.

Man: No you didn't.

Mr. Vibrating: I did.

Man: Didn't.

Mr. Vibrating: Did.

Man: Didn't.

Mr. Vibrating: I'm telling you I did.

Man: You did not.

Mr. Vibrating: Oh I'm sorry, just one moment. Is this a five minute argument or the full half hour?

Man: Oh, just the five minutes.

Mr. Vibrating: Ah, thank you. Anyway I did.

Man: You most certainly did not.

Mr. Vibrating: Look, let's get this thing quite clear. I most definitely told you.
Man: That was not five minutes just now.

Mr. Vibrating: I told you I'm not allowed to argue with you unless you've paid.

Man: I just paid.

Mr. Vibrating: No you haven't.

Man: Yes I have.

Mr. Vibrating: No you haven't.

Man: Look, I don't want to argue about this.

Mr. Vibrating: Well you didn't pay.

Man: Aha! If I didn't pay, why are you arguing? See, I've got you.

Mr. Vibrating: Not necessarily. I could be arguing in my spare time.

Man: I've had enough of this.

Mr. Vibrating: No you haven't.

 

[blulilacgrl]

I've told you before...

This isn't an argument. It's just contradiction.

 

[mickyp123]

Are you suggestin' that coconuts are migratory?!

no their shy

 

[InsatiableDsire]

Your wife, is she a... goer?