Respond with Monty Python

[Ellafun]

Your cat is suffering from what we vets haven't found a word for. His condition is typified by total physical inertia, absence of interest in his ambience...what we vets call environment......


...to be blunt, your cat is in a rut.

 

[neiljames74]

Good evening. I have with me in the studio tonight one of the country's leading skin specialists - Raymond Luxury

Yacht.

That's not my name.

I'm sorry - Raymond Luxury Yach-t.

No, no, no - it's spelt Raymond Luxury Yach-t, but it's pronounced 'Throatwobbler Mangrove'.

You're a very silly man and I'm not going to interview you.

Ah, anti-semitism!

 

[Weaseldiesel]

Spectator I: I think it was "Blessed are the cheesemakers".

Mrs. Gregory: Aha, what's so special about the cheesemakers?

Gregory: Well, obviously it's not meant to be taken literally; it refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.

 

[neiljames74]

Tarquin Fin- tim- lin- bin- whin- bim- lin- bus- stop- F'tang- F'tang- Olé- Biscuitbarrel

 

[skinnysinner]

We 'ad t'lick road clean wi us tung

 

[neiljames74]

We 'ad t'lick road clean wi us tung

What do you know about it? What do you know about getting up at five o'clock in t'morning to fly to Paris, back at the Old Vic for drinks at twelve, sweating the day through press interviews, television interviews and getting back here at ten to wrestle with the problem of a homosexual nymphomaniac drug-addict involved in the ritual murder of a well known Scottish footballer.

That's a full working day, lad, and don't you forget it!

 

[skinnysinner]

Just one thing, your middle name. Obolenskavitski. You're not Russian are you??

 

[Bowlerpa06]

We are the Knights who say Ni!!

 

[AbsintheFather]

We are the Knights who say Ni!!

“We are no longer the knights who say ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!”

 

[neiljames74]

It's not particularly silly, is it? I mean, the right leg isn't silly at all and the left leg merely does a forward aerial half turn every alternate step.

Yes, but I think that with Government backing I could make it very silly.

 

[1sickbastard]

How to Not Be Seen

 

[Bowlerpa06]

How to Not Be Seen

Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead!

 

[1sickbastard]

Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead!

BOOM!!!! (sound of explosion, blowing up Bowlerpa's position)

This demonstrates the Importance of Not Being Seen

 

[neiljames74]

Ladies and gentlemen, we give you Ken Buddha and his inflatable knees!!!!!

 

[blulilacgrl]

BOOM!!!! (sound of explosion, blowing up Bowlerpa's position)

This demonstrates the Importance of Not Being Seen

Mr Ken Andrews, of Leighton Road, Slough has concealed himself extremely well. He could be almost anywhere. He could be behind the wall, inside the water barrel, beneath a pile of leaves, up in the tree, squatting down behind the car, concealed in a hollow, or crouched behind any one of a hundred bushes. However we happen to know he's in the water barrel.

 

[Greeneyedcanadian]

Your wife, is she a... goer?

lol...wink wink nudge nudge

 

[blulilacgrl]

lol...wink wink nudge nudge

Does she like photography? Eh? Eh?

 

[leftie]

Does she like photography? Eh? Eh?

Keen on games, eh? Like sports?

 

[NightOfPassion2]

Keen on games, eh? Like sports?

Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.

 

[feistyphoenix]

You tappy English Knnnnnniiiiggggitttss!

 

[wombat9966]

What is your favorite colour?
Blue...No wait a minute it's Yellow....Aggggghhhhhhhhhh.

 

[ndoorfin]

Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! help! I'm being repressed

 

[Weaseldiesel]

And now for something completely different

 

[hotternow]

It's just gone 8 o'clock and time for the penguin on top of your television set to explode.

 

[wombat9966]

King Arthur: So, where is this beast?
Patsy/Soothsayer: Don't you see it? It's there, right in front of you!
King Arthur: What, he's in the cave behind that rabbit.
Patsy/Soothsayer: It is the rabbit!
King Arthur: ... You silly sod!