Really small flaccid penises?

I’m in the same boat and always felt self conscious about it. I’m currently flaccid and maybe an 1.5-2”, but when I get excited I reach just about 7”.
I wish mine ended up being 7" when hard
 
You guys do not know the pain. I have an inny. As in an inny, not an outty.

Hard I am a very comfortable 5-6 inches (used to be 6, but now that I am older it is more frequently 5) That isn't the issue.

The issue is that when I am soft it turtles entirely inside. with only the barest tip of head showing. It is so completely enclosed so as to effectively be 0 inches.

Try being 13 in gym class with that. The good news is that no girl had a clue until I was in my 40s because by the time they saw it I was already on the grow.
 
You guys do not know the pain. I have an inny. As in an inny, not an outty.

Hard I am a very comfortable 5-6 inches (used to be 6, but now that I am older it is more frequently 5) That isn't the issue.

The issue is that when I am soft it turtles entirely inside. with only the barest tip of head showing. It is so completely enclosed so as to effectively be 0 inches.

Try being 13 in gym class with that. The good news is that no girl had a clue until I was in my 40s because by the time they saw it I was already on the grow.
Actually sounds pretty convenient, if you ask me. Other than going pee, flacid serves no purpose. So why not get it out of the way. Good on ya’ mate!
 
My penis is really tiny and uncut. I've been paralysed from my waist down for a good few years so that does effect my penis and lower abdomen. If I could stand, I wouldn't manage to pee owing to size.
 
I'm glad I'm not the only one who has bathroom issues and has to sit to pee because of my size.
You are far from the only ones. I always sit at home because I don’t want to spray my pee all over, and then have to clean it up. At a urinal in a men’s room, I have no choice as I won’t sit on a public toilet if I can help it. I remember an episode in Curb Your Enthusiasm, when Larry’s friend Leon, who was an endowed black man, complained about donking his big cock in the toilet water as a problem for him. I laughed as my problem is not paying attention and then peeing below the seat and out the toilet, or, depending on the angle, peeing over the seat which is even worse. Got to pay attention, small guys! Lol
 
I've never measured mine soft, there is no hang and it is just a little mushroom cap. I recently discovered how exciting it is for me to show it to those who either like them small or like to tease small guys. I never thought I would ever do anything like that.
 
Mine is 3/4" soft and about as round as a 50¢ coin, with a little ring of foreskin. When its hard its almost 6" and I lose my foreskin (non-retracticable). My balls are really big though, but I have a small scrotum.
 
I am average length in size when hard. However when I am soft it so unpredictable. Sometimes it looks like an sea creature and there are other times it might be 4" hanging. I often wonder if I went to a nude beach, which one would show up?
 
You are far from the only ones. I always sit at home because I don’t want to spray my pee all over, and then have to clean it up. At a urinal in a men’s room, I have no choice as I won’t sit on a public toilet if I can help it. I remember an episode in Curb Your Enthusiasm, when Larry’s friend Leon, who was an endowed black man, complained about donking his big cock in the toilet water as a problem for him. I laughed as my problem is not paying attention and then peeing below the seat and out the toilet, or, depending on the angle, peeing over the seat which is even worse. Got to pay attention, small guys! Lol
I too have this problem. If I stand up it's almost impossible to aim it in toilet and I usually piss on my balls. If I sit down to pee I sometimes pee between the bowel and seat if I'm not paying attention. My wife is always on me about sitting down to pee and cleaning up any messes I make. She doesn't realize that standing or sitting , neither is a good option. That is why I usually go outside to do it.
 
Jiggle, bounce…it’s all the same stuff. Essentially, we don’t sway because we can’t, lol.
That's true. I don't swing like a pendulum.

I suppose jiggles would be a lot of little bounces. Maybe that's what I do since mine is too tiny to bounce properly, with a few seconds in between each bounce.
 
You are far from the only ones. I always sit at home because I don’t want to spray my pee all over, and then have to clean it up. At a urinal in a men’s room, I have no choice as I won’t sit on a public toilet if I can help it. I remember an episode in Curb Your Enthusiasm, when Larry’s friend Leon, who was an endowed black man, complained about donking his big cock in the toilet water as a problem for him. I laughed as my problem is not paying attention and then peeing below the seat and out the toilet, or, depending on the angle, peeing over the seat which is even worse. Got to pay attention, small guys! Lol
I sit at home too, much easier than having to clean up the overspray and drips!!!

My buddy's wife hung a sign in their guest bathroom; "Please remain seated for the entire performance"
 
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