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Maybe I should request some pm's, not answer them and then post in the thread.

Or make dinner

Hmmmm:)
 
"Not in the mood? Mood's a thing for cattle and love play, not fighting."

Which is why it's so hard to find the right moment to fuck a cow, but any time is the right time to punch a motherfucker for saying, "You shouldn't fuck cows!"

In retrospect, Gurney probably wasn't the best person to be teaching Paul life lessons.
 
CleverCowardice said:
"Not in the mood? Mood's a thing for cattle and love play, not fighting."

Which is why it's so hard to find the right moment to fuck a cow, but any time is the right time to punch a motherfucker for saying, "You shouldn't fuck cows!"

In retrospect, Gurney probably wasn't the best person to be teaching Paul life lessons.
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ROFL this is awesome! My laugh of the day.
 
NorthRockJohnson said:
Those Casper mattresses. Are they worth a damn?
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There are three things in this world I will pay whatever it takes to make it work:

1. Shoes
2. Bra
3. Mattress

Find a place you can try it out, even briefly, before you buy!!!!
 
Fermina_Daza said:
There are three things in this world I will pay whatever it takes to make it work:

1. Shoes
2. Bra
3. Mattress

Find a place you can try it out, even briefly, before you buy!!!!
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See, I always cheap out on all those things. And I have no use for 2. Lol

But next bed I'm gonna have to pony up some bread. Sometimes you gotta treat yourself! ;)
 
NorthRockJohnson said:
It's just not fucking fair how perfect you are *sigh*
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Oh, I am so not perfect. I cannot commit to save my life. I am quick to cut people out of my life. And I hit snooze at least three times before waking up in the morning.
 
Fermina_Daza said:
Oh, I am so not perfect. I cannot commit to save my life. I am quick to cut people out of my life. And I hit snooze at least three times before waking up in the morning.
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Got you beat...4 times this morning. Also we can talk about the other stuff in the library. On my yacht.
 
NorthRockJohnson said:
...and our little chess game continues ;)

And with rope, of course. :devil:
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You better watch it....I'm pretty handy with the rope myself. I make a decent slipknot, bowline, etc....

You could end up in more of a bind than you bargained for.
 
Fermina_Daza said:
You better watch it....I'm pretty handy with the rope myself. I make a decent slipknot, bowline, etc....

You could end up in more of a bind than you bargained for.
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Well either way you are totally getting fucked raw. Also spanked. Also Moons Over My Hammyed. (Breakfast after) :devil::D
 
CleverCowardice said:
"Not in the mood? Mood's a thing for cattle and love play, not fighting."

Which is why it's so hard to find the right moment to fuck a cow, but any time is the right time to punch a motherfucker for saying, "You shouldn't fuck cows!"

In retrospect, Gurney probably wasn't the best person to be teaching Paul life lessons.
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Diamond encrusted Gold!!
:D
The whole place wondered what i just laughed at...
Well played Sir, Well played. :)
 
I fell in love with the idea of you because that was all you ever gave me.
 
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