Leigh81
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If you're an atheist, who do you call out to when you have a powerful orgasm?
I still yell OH GOD & that other guy....what's his name...you know, the hippy on the stick

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If you're an atheist, who do you call out to when you have a powerful orgasm?


I still yell OH GOD & that other guy....what's his name...you know, the hippy on the stick
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"Not in the mood? Mood's a thing for cattle and love play, not fighting."
Which is why it's so hard to find the right moment to fuck a cow, but any time is the right time to punch a motherfucker for saying, "You shouldn't fuck cows!"
In retrospect, Gurney probably wasn't the best person to be teaching Paul life lessons.
Those Casper mattresses. Are they worth a damn?
There are three things in this world I will pay whatever it takes to make it work:
1. Shoes
2. Bra
3. Mattress
Find a place you can try it out, even briefly, before you buy!!!!
See, I always cheap out on all those things. And I have no use for 2. Lol
But next bed I'm gonna have to pony up some bread. Sometimes you gotta treat yourself!![]()
Boyfriend, when you got what I got, #2 is fucking important!
It's just not fucking fair how perfect you are *sigh*
Oh, I am so not perfect. I cannot commit to save my life. I am quick to cut people out of my life. And I hit snooze at least three times before waking up in the morning.
Got you beat...4 times this morning. Also we can talk about the other stuff in the library. On my yacht.

With a candlestick? Sorry - Clue joke.![]()

...and our little chess game continues
And with rope, of course.![]()
You better watch it....I'm pretty handy with the rope myself. I make a decent slipknot, bowline, etc....
You could end up in more of a bind than you bargained for.


Well either way you are totally getting fucked raw. Also spanked. Also Moons Over My Hammyed. (Breakfast after)![]()
I totes giggled on the breakfast reference. Damn, I want some french toast now.

"Not in the mood? Mood's a thing for cattle and love play, not fighting."
Which is why it's so hard to find the right moment to fuck a cow, but any time is the right time to punch a motherfucker for saying, "You shouldn't fuck cows!"
In retrospect, Gurney probably wasn't the best person to be teaching Paul life lessons.