Professors say the darnest things!

[ohiobbw]

In class today, my Shakespeare Prof asks a simple question about Richard III. We were talking about whether he loves or hates himself.

My Prof then states that self-love is a sin, and asks for another words for self-love.

I think "Please, God don't call on me" Because the only thing I could think of was masturbation!

He was searching for the word Pride.


I think I must have a dirty mind. Anyone else have stories like this?

 

[OUTSIDER]

Well I did think of pride in the end........."BUT"..........I did think he meant whacking off first, so I'm just as dirty minded as you

 

[MobyPlay]

Yesterday my professor was reading out a studen't survey , the whole class is doing various projects & we all need surveys - well needless to say he was reading out the questions


" Height ... weight .. and sex " ...


Well when he said " sex" ... every started yelling out such things as " daily " ... always.... 24/7 " and the list goes one ... every one was laughing but it took him a while to grasp what was going on... English is his second languge so he was lost for a little while till we told him why the class was laughing.

 

[KinkyLOVE]

SIN-filled Self-LOVE!

Well, Ohiobbw, I'm NOT a Powerful Professor. I'm merely a w-a-y lowly, Sex-dreamily humble cyber-SEX teacher at Nookie Saki U. (Never Buttfuque U. unless you're BEGGING for it!) so who the HELL am I to comment? Search me! . . . Uh, huh. . . That's the way. . . Lower, please. . . AH! Yes! . . . Right in there! ... A little bit d-e-e-p-e-r now. . . That feels sooooo GOOD, Horny!

Now where were we? - I mean besides knuckle deep in my tasty treat! That's right. Just lick a little of my naughty nookie nectar off your feverish fingers, and you'll savor the flavor an 100% natural aphrodisiac. Sorry, again I undress. Uh, I mean digress. - I was about to tell you what springs up - DOWN BOY! - into my mind, I meant! When I hear, "words for self-love?"

How about ESTEEM for, APPROVAL of, and BELIEF in one's supremely sublime self? How about some FUCKING self- . . .

"R-E-S-P-E-C-T, find out what it means to me."

as Areatha Franklin sang?

O.K., o.k. I ADMIT I thought of "masturbation" first, too. I NEVER even considered "pride" though. I'm MUCH too MODEST! Anyway, however does this see-cunt language cum off, cunnilinguistically speaking?

Hm... What in the holy, heinie-heisting heck WAS my ulterior motive for posting this silly message anyhow? Oh, yeah. Please, visit our WED site by clicking ANYWHERE in this posting, & after drooling all over their pretty photographs, leave a ROMANTIC seduction for those cute Asian cyber VIRGINS taking my internet affairs class at Nagasaki University in our guest book for . . .

LOVE, Kin Ky

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[bearlee]

I sent you feedback but I didn't get an oral sex from you Kin Ky-still waiting!!