Problem Child I'm Going to Kill You

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Tell the cops I'll be waiting in the library trying to burn Fahrenheit 451.

 

[heterotic]

I don't get the part about PC, just the part about Ray Bradbury's poor novel there.

 

[Rick DeVille]

I don't get the part about PC, just the part about Ray Bradbury's poor novel there.

DCL has been stealing PC's material.
Please try to keep up

 

[RastaPope]

Darrin, of Darrin's Dance Grooves is going to kill you all...with his amazing unique street style dance moves.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

DCL has been stealing PC's material.
Please try to keep up

Thank you! Finally somone "gets" me. By the way, Rick, I'm going to kill you with a spoon (quick -- name the movie!).

 

[kotori]

Tell the cops I'll be waiting in the library trying to burn Fahrenheit 451.

Are the cops coming for the death threat or the arson? We need to know which unit to send.

 

[scylis]

i'm gonna kill you, Dix. you're no good trailer trash, spawn of evil. you're ugly, dimwitted, derranged, and a pyromaniac. you deserve to die!

now where'd i put my voodoo doll?!?

 

[sexy-girl]

i would be careful DCL are you aware of redwaves imminent lawsuit he's planning


PC might follow suit

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Both. Better bring along robbery too. I plan to steal PC's "dumbass" several more times today.

 

[Rick DeVille]

Thank you! Finally somone "gets" me.

You're pretty simple, even though you can't spell

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

PC might follow suit

But not until Hearts are led. And I'm holding thw Queen of Spades. Shhhhhh.

 

[scylis]

Thank you! Finally somone "gets" me. By the way, Rick, I'm going to kill you with a spoon (quick -- name the movie!).

"it's DULL, you TWIT! it'll HURT more!"

 

[sexy-girl]

Thank you! Finally somone "gets" me. By the way, Rick, I'm going to kill you with a spoon (quick -- name the movie!).

"with a spoon"

"why not an axe"

"because its dull you twit and will hurt more"

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

You're pretty simple, even though you can't spell

There are people who point out grammatical and syntax errors and think they matter, like me, and there are people who point out typos and think they matter, like you. I'm only slightly less annoying.

 

[sexy-girl]

"it's DULL, you TWIT! it'll HURT more!"

you stink ... too slow

 

[Problem Child]

Stealing your material? For what? Oh yeah, I forgot, that daily comedy sketch I put on for my two dogs in the living room. They always laugh at my shit.

BTW, you're going to jail bitch. Mischka is my attorney, and she kicks ass!

Redwave ass, anyways.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

"it's DULL, you TWIT! it'll HURT more!"

I like the way you give an impression of an English accent with your upper case LETTERS.

 

[Rick DeVille]

There are people who point out grammatical and syntax errors and think they matter, like me, and there are people who point out typos and think they matter, like you. I'm only slightly less annoying.

Laughable, but you are the fucking fastest at editing posts

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

God you want to fuck me.

 

[Mischka]

BTW, you're going to jail bitch. Mischka is my attorney, and she kicks ass!

I require a hefty retainer's fee. Stop by my office later and we'll negotiate the details. Say, ten?

 

[Problem Child]

I require a hefty retainer's fee. Stop by my office later and we'll negotiate the details. Say, ten?

Goddamn, you're hot. Are you still married?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

You realize that I'm going to be killing Mischka at 9, don't you?

The cops should be here any second. OBVIOUSLY I've just broken the law several times.

Later I'm going to desecrate the flag by eating a red, white and blue ice cream cake in Texas. I'll probably get 50 years.

 

[Private Vasquez]

just don't burn it

 

[kotori]

Later I'm going to desecrate the flag by eating a red, white and blue ice cream cake in Texas. I'll probably get 50 years.

Is that with 50 stars, or just one big one? We could be talking a capital offence here.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

That's it. You're all fucking dead.