<.< Predict Their Demise >.>

[_valkyrie_]

Met his doom at the hand of his doppelgänger, xrotanigrruK.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Met his doom at the hand of his doppelgänger, xrotanigrruK.

She will battle Lady Sif and lose.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Being an alien from the planet Roosh Ter X, removing his avian mask spells his instant demise, for our atmosphere is incompatible with his respiratory architecture.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Abducted by space hippies.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Bump.

 

[_valkyrie_]

The Lizard King was feeling peckish and he looked just like relish.

 

[BuckyDuckman]

The Lizard King was feeling peckish and he looked just like relish.

Sadly, _valkarie_ passed after she fell asleep at a Denny's in a puddle of syrup poured over her pancakes.

 

[Jada59]

Sadly, _valkarie_ passed after she fell asleep at a Denny's in a puddle of syrup poured over her pancakes.

Flew a little too close to the sun.

 

[_valkyrie_]

For being cooped up inside a box for an inordinate amount of time, she succumbed through asphyxiation.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

For being cooped up inside a box for an inordinate amount of time, she succumbed through asphyxiation.

Loki will drink her under the table and push her into the river. A very sinister event.

 

[kurrginatorX]

She didn't understand what the artist meant by, "I want to catch your image in stone," until she was encased in cement.

 

[DarkSimian]

Tried to fuck a kangaroo. A male kangaroo. It didn't end well....

 

[JerseyJade]

Tried to fuck a kangaroo. A male kangaroo. It didn't end well....

He got run over while chasing a garbage truck.

 

[DarkSimian]

He got run over while chasing a garbage truck.

Choked on a wiener…

 

[TTawhere]

Choked on a wiener…

Demise? Are you not eternal?

 

[lilsarah91]

Demise? Are you not eternal?

He sold both of his kidneys on Wish.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Whatever it was, it bloodied the hell out of her head.

 

[Misshotndeep]

Whatever it was, it bloodied the hell out of her head.

Murdered by some teen he was hunting in the back woods down by the lake. Pesky half naked teens!

 

[TTawhere]

Murdered by some teen he was hunting in the back woods down by the lake. Pesky half naked teens!

Went too deep.

 

[DDBustyBrit]

Went too deep.

Didn’t know where he was, lost in perpetuity

 

[beachbaby179]

Didn’t know where he was, lost in perpetuity

First recorded case of equine encephalitis in a human. Word on the street is she's been hanging out in a stable.

 

[TTawhere]

First recorded case of equine encephalitis in a human. Word on the street is she's been hanging out in a stable.

Suffocated. Was unable to draw breath in her corset.

 

[Jada59]

Suffocated. Was unable to draw breath in her corset.

Same, but it was his tie!

 

[kurrginatorX]

She tried to taze a bad kitty
But she missed and hit her clitty
It was lights out for this pretty
It was such a dreadful pity
Hey, what's for lunch?

 

[kurrginatorX]

. . .